Ugh. I haven't updated this in forever!
Jacky Higgins: Aha. No, I don't update either. As my readers well know.
Journal Entry 4--Betrayal
All righty. Ten to fifteen minutes to write about betrayal.
Well, what the H-E-double toothpicks does that mean? Betrayal as in here's where I'm supposed to betray my own secrets? Betrayal as in I'm supposed to betray one of my friend's secrets? Betrayal as in I'm supposed to talk about some time when someone betrayed me? Betrayal as in I'm supposed to talk about some time when I betrayed someone?
I asked Mrs. Green if I could get a dictionary, but she said no. Maybe that's considered cheating or something. Maybe she's got a dictionary fetish. Maybe she doesn't have any dictionaries. Maybe she's just anal.
Ah well...Hum...I think I'll just write about betrayal in general. Maybe I'll make up a story about love, woe, and betrayal. Yeah. Sounds like Shakespeare or something. William Shakespeare, not--
Yeah.
So, here goes nothing.
Once upon a time, there was a beautiful princess named...uhm...Spencer.(1) Yeah, Spencer can be a girl's name. Bite me. So, Spencer was a princess and...she...hated being a princess. So she jumped the barbed-wire fence surrounding her palace and ran to New York City. There she met...uhm...Kelly, who's a guy. (Are you catching on to the names thing?) And they fell in love. Unfortunately, Kelly had a terminal disease called Cowardice. He freaked out when he found out Spencer was the escaped princess, betrayed her to the CIA and she was thrown in jail. Then she escaped and shot him with her AK-47. It was awesome.
The End.
So there you have it. Betrayal.
(1) Spencer is a girl I met at camp who is Tom Felton's long-lost identical twin sister. You'd freak out if you saw her.