When Kikyo Attacks pt7.

Editing. Only one more chapter to edit before I have to really think! ; )

Disclaimer- -ahem- I don't own characters from Inuyasha, yadda, yadda, yadda.

"This is awesome!" Kikyou said, picking up a hand from the shattered house. She wished she could bomb people up more often. Out of the corner, of her eye, she saw that someone was running towards the house.

"Oh no! They caught me in the act!" Kikyou started to run back to the well.

"Kagome! Thank god!" cried the voice. Kikyou stopped, realizing that they had the person had no idea she did it. But now this 'Kagome' thing was getting annoying.

"For the last time, I'm not Kagome! I'm Kikyou! Kikyou I tell you, KIKYOU!" she spat.

The person, Hojo, stared at her. 'Has she been taking her pills?' he thought to himself.

"Kagome, are you all right? Did you have amnesia when the house exploded? Oh god, what if you did!" he screamed, running over to Kikyou and hugging her. Kikyou started to get angry.

"I'm…not…KAGOME!" Kikyo yelled, knocking Hojo to the ground where he landed in the mud. Hojo stared in shock, lip trembling. Germs, everywhere…all over him. It was unbearable!

"Oh my godz, there's like germs all over me! Get them off!" Hojo yelped, jumping everywhere, trying to get the mud off him.

Kikyou brightened her mood. This person actually had a weakness. A strange one, but it was a weakness.

She picked up the mud from the puddle and went near Hojo, who was still freaking out from the germs.

He tried to reach his backpack from his back. He grabbed his sanitizer that he carried everywhere and began spraying frantically all over his clothing.

Kikyou hacked a little from the stench of it. He used way too much. She could barely see him.

Coughing again, Kikyou tried to predict where he was and threw mud hard.

It must of hit him, for she heard a moan. The fog from the spray cleared away, as she saw Hojo on the ground, covered with the mud.

"I'm melting!" he screeched, as he had a spasm attack.

Kikyou yawned. He was overreacting…it was only mud.

Kikyo sighed. "Are you dead yet?" Kikyuo got a stick and poked him. He squirmed.

"No! The torture! Please, no more germs or anything icky!" the almost dead Hojo cried.

"Who cares about you? The world needs people that are less like you! I should just rid the world of people like…you. Yes…that could be my job…" Kikyou started to slowly daydream of all the glorious days that she would go out and kill Hojo zombies. That daydream zapped; as she spotted something move out of the corner of her eye.

"What the heck is that? I thought I killed everybody," she mumbled to herself. She eyed Hojo, who was slightly moving to his sanitizer, probably trying to make it into pepper spray like thing. Kikyou held up her bow and arrow as a threat. He stopped moving.

She heard the noise of something familiar, but she couldn't remember what it was.

Was it someone that she had thought she killed but yet wasn't?

She crumbled that idea. She was, Kikyou. The great miko! Killer of all!

"Killer of alllllllllllllll," Kikyou echoed out loud.

'Whoops,' she thought in her mind. 'I must of lost my thought. Say…maybe I have A.D.D now that I've turned evil. Maybe all villains get A.D.D when they turn psychotic…'

A loud crash was heard from the shrine, as she snapped back to reality. She could sense Hojo shake in fear.

"There!" he shouted, pointing to the thing that created noise.

She turned her head to face…

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Her dragon-like soul collector!

Kikyou was taken aback. Tears started to form. She stepped towards the soul collector.

The soul collector chirped, confused. The now evil Kikyou…crying?

"After all the days of me growing insane, you still come back to me? I never knew how much you cared," she sniffled, running towards it.

The soul collector flew backwards. Wait…wha! Kikyou came near to hug it. It gawked. Hojo gawked. Kikyou smiled.

The soul collector sniffled. Kikyou returned to normal! NORMAL!

"YAHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" it shouted, flying around in circles.

Kikyou, on the other hand, cackled. The soul collector abruptly stopped. Uh-oh…

"You are either stupid or…you're stupid. You honestly think I'd give up this?"

It shook in fear. It must have had short tension span. It fell for her trick…the second time! It ran away, back towards the well to hopefully lose her.

"I won't let you get away! For it is I! Kikyou the GREAT!" Kikyou yelled after it.

Kikyou stopped, turning around to remember Hojo still lying there, too stupid to run for his life. She sighed. Kagome's friend was the worst victim…EVER!

"Now what will I do with you?" Her soul collector could wait. She knew where it would go…possibly…

"Um…spare me oh great Kagome—WAIT, NO! I meant!" Hojo started, but Kikyou's anger burst.

"I'm only telling you this once pretty boy. And fortunately, it will be the last advice you'll hear. I. Am. Not. Kagome. I. Am. KIKYOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!"

She totally lost it, sending all her arrows at Hojo, who just stood there as the arrows hit him.

Kikyou turned towards the well, finally going home. She jumped down the well, cackling the whole way.

"HehehehehohohohohohahahahahMWHAHAHAHA!"

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