Ha! Two chapters in one day! Well, enjoy. I don't Buffy, YYH or the vampire look from Underworld.
The four men step out of the portal, right into one of the many graveyards of Sunnydale. The best part it that it was nighttime. Fun stuff.
Yusuke: This is creepy. We couldn't come to a normal place for once.
Kuwabara: Yeah, man, all these dead people lying around us. They could just pop out of the ground and eat us.
Hiei: If we ever do get into trouble, let's sacrifice the ape first.
Kuwabara: What ape?
Yusuke: Kurama, what is a slayer? And how will we know where to find him?
Kurama: First of all, the slayer is always a woman. Second, we need to find more than one so we just ask around in demon bars until we find something. Or we just run into an unnaturally strong woman, convince her not to kill us, and follow her back to her friends if she lets us.
Yusuke: 'K. What's up with the demon bar thing? I thought that only happened in demon world.
Kurama: This place is on top of a Hellmouth. Demons are lured here by its power. A human figured this out and realized giving these demons a place to stay and drink would bring in enough money to make an easy living.
Yusuke: Then why does this place have a happy name like Sunnydale?
Kurama: Because no one ever sees these low class demons and admit they exist. They ignore them and focus on the constantly sunny weather.
Out of nowhere a battle ax comes flying through the air. It would've hit Hiei right in the heart had he not seen it. His speed, Jagan and the fact that Hiei is a small target helped too.
Kuwabara: screams like a girl
Yusuke and Kurama: crouch into fighting positions
Hiei: is pissed
British man in tweed: Buffy, why did you throw that ax at the young boy? You could have killed him!
Buffy: Yeah well, that "little boy" is a demon. You can tell by the gravity defying hair and the dress. Plus I can sense demons. I was just doin' my job like a good slayer. Isn't that what you taught me, Giles?
Giles: Well very good, but you still didn't hit him.
Hiei: I'm not a little boy! My hair does this naturally! And this points to his clothes this is not a dress! Can't you see the pants!
Yusuke: I think that he finally lost it.
Kuwabara: Yeah, shortie's left the building.
Kurama: eye roll I'm very sorry to interrupt, but cold you please refrain from throwing sharp objects at my friends? We don't want to cause any trouble, just to speak to you.
The YYH crew look at Kurama like he has two heads until they realize the girl wearing pink leather pants and a black t-shirt with matching boots and blond hair and green eyes, Buffy, called herself a slayer. Meanwhile, Buffy and Giles walked closer. Giles is trying to figure out why four young men would be in a graveyard in the middle of the night. Buffy on the other hand couldn't stop looking at Kurama, almost to the point of drooling.
Hiei: Looks like you have another fan, fox.
Kurama: under his breath shut up.
Giles: Why should we trust you? You are demons, right?
Yusuke: You should trust us 'cause we're human for the most part.
Kurama: hands Buffy her ax I believe this is yours.
Buffy: dazed yep, ax mine. Did you say something 'bout needing to talk to us? 'Cause that would be great seeing as I love to talk about anything and I'm good at it 'cause I've had tons of practice and… Sorry I started to babble. What do you want?
Kurama: You're the slayer?
Buffy: One of them.
Kurama: Do you have a group of some sort?
Giles: We do.
Buffy: We're the Scooby Gang.
Yusuke: Great, can ya take us to them so we can do intros only once?
Buffy: Sure; follow me.
She starts to walk away with a scowling Giles in toe. Yusuke just looks at everyone and shrugs. They too follow. Finally they reach a normal looking home and they went inside to find a guy, in jeans, white t-shirt and a blue button up over that with hiking boots, watching cartoons. Buffy turned to him.
Buffy: Xander, is everyone here?
Xander: If by here you mean this house, yes.
Buffy: Great, can you help me get them into the basement?
Xander: Will do, Buff.
After five minutes everybody was in the basement. The YYH gang looked a little uncomfortable and the Scoobies looked bored.
Buffy: this is everyone. Now why don't you tell us your names and what greasy meant by mostly human.
Kuwabara: I am the great Kuwabara, proud all human of love! strikes a cheesy pose
YYH gang: eye roll
Yusuke: I'm Yusuke and I'm half demon half human.
Hiei: Hiei. Fire demon.
Kurama: My name is Kurama. I am a kitsune turned into a human.
Giles: Turned into?
Xander: Kitsune?
Kurama: Kitsune is the Japanese term for fox. Yes, Giles, I was once your average fox but I was shot and since I didn't feel like dying at the moment I reincarnated into a human. Now if you would be so kind as to introduce yourselves.
Buffy: You know Giles, Xan and me.
A normal looking teenage girl with light brown hair, blue, a pink shirt and khakis with white tennis shoes: Hey! I'm Dawn. I used to be a key that would open all sorts of dimensions. But I'm so totally human now.
The slutty girl in the room with dark brow hair and eyes wearing an all outfit: Names Faith, a slayer.
An out of place looking woman with dark brown eyes and hair, dark red skirt with white tank top and crimson jacket: I'm Cordelia. I am human. By the way, Kurama, love the look. Yusuke, find a mall. Kuwabara, get a plastic surgeon and a new wardrobe. Hiei, you and I should try to do something about that hair.
Now everyone looks at what the boys are wearing. Hiei was in his normal outfit. Kuwabara was also dressed in his old school uniform. Yusuke was wearing his blue sweat pants and yellow shirt (think Dark Tournament). Kurama was wearing black biker boots, not too tight, but not too loose black jeans and an emerald green muscle shirt that showed off his torso perfectly.
Yusuke, Hiei, and Kuwabara: glares
Kurama: Thank you.
Yusuke: snicker
Kurama: elbow jab
Yusuke: grimace
Chick with blond hair, brown eyes decked in camo shirt and pants with brown combat boots: I'm Alexis, a shape shifter.
Hispanic woman wearing dark blue jeans and a black hodie: Yo, I'm Kennedy a slayer.
Pale redhead with green eyes and a flowy blouse: Hi! I'm Willow, a witch.
Kennedy: Goddess.
Willow: Not really.
Tall black man with very nice big muscles in a suit that makes him look really hot: My name is Robin Wood. I'm a normal human.
Tall dark and broody guy with brown hair and sexy brown eyes wearing all black: Angel, a vampire.
Kuwabara: squeaks
Captain Peroxide in black jeans, shirt, and a red over shirt: Spike, vampire.
Kuwabara: squeaks
Kurama: I'm guessing that's everyone.
A woman around 29 years old walks down the stairs wearing a tight black tank top that showed just enough of her stomach to reveal the bellybutton ring, black leather pants and steel toed black combat boots. A silver crucifix hung from her neck and a silver Celtic ring on her right middle finger. Two black sweat bands were wrapped around each wrist. She was pale. Her black hair was tied back and reached the bottom of her shoulder blades. And she had killer brown eyes. From what the boys could see she had a well toned a well toned body and you could see some of the muscles of her abdomen ripple under her skin when she walked, but not in a non- feminine way. All in all- drop dead gorgeous.
Girl: So what did I miss?
Yusuke and Kuwabara looked like they were about to die then and there. Buffy made intros again.
Girl: Right. I'm Vyper. I use to be a wolf demon, but I reincarnated. When I was still in my mother's whom I became a potential slayer. Unfortunately my mother was bitten by a vampire and it changed both of us fully. It was a different breed of vampires than Angel and Spike though. They get all bumpy and hideous. My eyes turn blue and I grow fangs. They can't eat garlic, touch crosses or holy water, see their reflection, and can't come in without an invite. I don't have to follow those rules. My father is Apollo so the no sunlight thing doesn't apply to me either.
Yusuke: So your part wolf, vampire, and slayer.
Vyper: Yeah.
Kuwabara: So your power and senses are really, really, really strong.
Vyper: Yes.
Kurama: You said Apollo, right? Didn't he only live in ancient Greece and Rome?
Vyper: You've heard of the Trojan War?
Kurama: nods
Vyper: I was born 50 years before that.
Yusuke and Kuwabara: jaws drop
Yusuke: You're old!
Vyper: Basically.
Faith: Wow, Vyper, you beat them to the questions.
Vyper: They always end up asking. Thought I'd just get it out of the way.
Willow: You know, I think you're the only person in the world who can throw modesty out the window and still be discrete about it.
Vyper: Yeah, I'm awesome.
Kennedy: What were you saying about discretion?
Dawn: Must come and go.
Everyone: laughs
Giles: I would love to continue this, but why are you here?
Kurama: Our employer, for lack of a better word, would like to ask for your… expertise on saving the world. I don't know the details or anything for that matter, but I would greatly appreciate it if you would come.
Scoobies: Again!
Buffy: Back to the swirly purple thing?
Kurama: smiles at the childish look Back to the swirly purple thing.
Buffy: Everyone?
Kurama: Everyone.
As they walk out of the basement they here the radio on in the kitchen.
Radio announcer: You're listening to 94.1 the Fuzz!
All that is heard is static.
Alexis: That's weird.
Sorry about the crappy details. Whatever. Please review. By the way, there is a radio station here called the Buzz and I was talking with a friend about it and she said the Fuzz instead. So there is the crazy idea behind it.