[I'm going to skip TOW The Fake Party, since Rachel has already confronted Joshua about his feelings for her, so she has no reason to throw a party now.
Which brings me to TOW The Free Porn, wherein Joey and Chandler watch lots of porn, including a movie titled *In and Out, and In Again*. There was a real movie called *In and Out*, starring Kevin Kline as a schoolteacher whose former student outs him as gay on national television. A clean-shaven Tom Selleck also appears in the movie, as one of the gossip reporters that descend upon the small town for a scoop.
Mr. Treeger was snaking the shower drain in TOW The Free Porn, but I've altered that detail in this chapter.]
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In the morning, Chandler made breakfast while Janice packed up her things with Phoebe's help. Phoebe didn't seem to be suffering from morning sickness anymore.
"It must be the meat I ate," she said cheerfully. "I don't feel nauseous at all."
"Really?" Janice was surprised. "During my pregnancy, some meat made me nauseous. I guess every woman is different, though."
Phoebe nodded and hugged her close. "I'm just glad I can do this." She kissed Janice affectionately. "Oh, I missed you last night."
Janice smiled and stroked her hair lovingly. "I missed you too, Pheebs. But thank you for leaving us alone. Chandler and I just needed to talk about some things in private."
"Was it about me?" she asked.
Janice shook her head and felt tempted again to ask Phoebe for advice on how to handle Chandler and Joey, but she abided by her earlier promise to not reveal this situation to Phoebe. So she sighed and kissed Phoebe reassuringly. "No, it's... just some of his old insecurities, and us discussing whether he'd move in with me yet."
"Oh, no wonder. He's always been afraid of commitment."
"Yes, but he's getting better."
Phoebe hugged her tightly. "I wish you'd move here, closer to all of us."
"Maybe someday, Phoebe. Maybe."
Meanwhile, Chandler brooded in the kitchen and felt anxious because he'd had another dream about Joey last night. They were cooking together again, when Joey suddenly pulled him close and kissed him passionately. Then they lustfully made out and started groping each other against the foosball table.
Chandler felt terribly guilty and upset for dreaming about Joey once again, so he resolved to make an appointment with Dr. Meyer as soon as possible and ask whether he could be hypnotized into not having the dreams anymore.
Across the hall, Monica and Rachel packed Ruthie's belongings and got her ready to go home. Joey dressed and picked up all his bedding from the couch, including Hugsy, then he went over to the other apartment.
"Chandler?" he knocked cautiously.
"Um, just a minute, Joe. Janice, can you get the door?"
"All right." She pulled out of Phoebe's embrace and let Joey in. "Good morning."
He grunted and walked past her to his room.
Janice followed after him. "Uh, Joey, I just wanted to say I'm sorry about last night. If I was rude, well, it's just because I don't get to spend that much time with Chandler. You live with him and see him all the time, you know?"
Joey didn't respond to her, coldly putting away his stuff and trying to hide his jealousy and misery. He loved Chandler with all his heart, but even if he could somehow kick Janice out of Chandler's life, Joey still couldn't have him.
Janice tried again, thinking of her job as a photographer. "Well, um, thank you for babysitting for us this weekend. I appreciate it, Joey, and if you ever need some head shots, I'll do them for you half-price." She laughed in a friendly way.
Joey didn't care, just pushing her out of his bedroom and locking the door.
Janice reluctantly gave up and realized that it would take more time to get through to Joey. So she went across the hall to retrieve Ruthie from Monica and Rachel.
After breakfast, everyone except Joey said goodbye, then Phoebe and Janice grabbed their bags and took Ruthie downstairs to the cab that was waiting for them.
Chandler hated to see Janice go, but she had told him several times already that she couldn't stay. So they kissed and promised to call each other soon. "I love you."
"I love you, too. Bye."
After she drove away, Chandler returned upstairs and got ready to go to work. He felt depressed and hoped that Joey would remain in his room, but instead Joey opened the door and peered out.
"Is she gone now?"
Chandler tensed up and nodded. "Yeah." He tried to look merely angry and disapproving, "You weren't nice to her at all."
Joey frowned sheepishly. "I'm sorry."
"You should have said that to her."
Joey wasn't surprised that Chandler was taking Janice's side, but he couldn't help pouting with disappointment. Feeling like he could cry, Joey went back into his room and curled up on his bed with Hugsy. He wished that he were still asleep, dreaming about some fantasy world where Chandler could love him back.
Chandler didn't say anything else to him that morning, then he left for work.
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That Monday was Emily's last day in New York, and Ross took the day off from work to take her to the Guggenheim Museum and the Met. They had originally planned to go with Chandler and Janice, but Janice had declined because she was too busy at work to take the day off. The couples did have lunch together, though, and Janice recommended certain paintings that they should see. Ross also had plans to take Emily out for a special romantic dinner that evening, before she had to fly back to England in the morning.
At Bloomingdale's, Rachel saw Joshua and asked if she could be invited to his night club again. She used the opportunity to gloat about her new boyfriend Geoffrey, and Joshua tried not to be jealous about this, but he began to regret turning her down for a date.
Gunther worried that Joey was still mad at him, and wondered if, out of spite, Joey might reveal to Rachel his secret crush in some humiliating way. But he talked to Phoebe, who didn't seem to know anything about a crush on Rachel. Phoebe just kept eating meat and talked about having a sonogram tomorrow.
At work, Chandler tried to reach his mom to ask her if she still had Dr. Meyer's number, but when she finally returned his call, she said no. "Try your father." But Chandler hadn't spoken to his father in years, so he tried to use directory assistance and the internet to find Dr. Meyer instead, but he had no luck there either. Chandler struggled over calling his dad, until he ended up calling Janice to ask her advice.
Janice said that he certainly should get in touch with his father, and asked how long this estrangement had lasted.
Chandler ended up having a long, heartfelt discussion with her about his dad and all the issues they had with each other since the divorce. "He never even spent any time with me as a kid, and yet after he got all settled in Vegas, he finally thinks that we should hang out, and I get dragged over there during the summers and have to dance in his stupid show. As if he hadn't embarrassed me enough at school!"
Janice talked it over with Chandler and got him to realize that Nora had behaved just as badly in terms of neglect and humiliation, yet Chandler still talked to Nora. "Your father may not have known how to, but he was trying to connect with you and make up for the past. Besides, he was probably going through a lot of issues when you were younger. Coming out can be very stressful and difficult, you know. At least he kept making an effort, by trying to call you, write you, and even visit you. You ought to have responded to him."
Chandler remained indecisive, and Janice had to get back to work, so they agreed to talk some more about it later. Janice was happy that she could help Chandler resolve some important issues, even if they didn't involve Joey yet. Maybe they could work their way up to it, then that Dr. Meyer wouldn't be necessary.
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That evening, Emily came to say goodbye to the gang and to thank Chandler for Janice's art recommendations, then she and Ross left to have dinner at the Plaza. Monica left for her second date with Devon, but Rachel wasn't going out with Geoffrey until tomorrow night, so she had dinner with Phoebe and Chandler.
Joey went out on a date with some woman he met at the coffeehouse. He was trying to get over Chandler, but it didn't work, because he was distracted and kept thinking about how much he missed Chandler and would settle for just playing foosball with him, if Chandler wasn't so mad at him. If only they could be baking banana bread right now, or watching *Die Hard*, or going out to a Knicks game, as they had talked about doing.
Joey's date finally got tired of him not knowing her name, so she left. Joey went home and found that Chandler was alone except for the chick and the duck, but he was on the phone. "But Janice, I don't know how I can forgive him--"
When Joey entered, Chandler looked uncomfortable and took the phone into his bedroom. Joey felt hurt and retired to his room, assuming that Chandler was talking about him.
Actually, Chandler was talking about his father. "I mean, my father abandoned me and my mom for that horrible houseboy. And then it was my piano teacher, Mr. Garibaldi..."
"But how is this any worse than your mother chasing all those younger men? And sending you away to that boarding school? And kissing your friend Ross? If you're still angry with your father, then talk to him and tell him. Let it out. Maybe you'll feel better, even if you learn that you can't forgive him."
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The next morning, Chandler found that the toilet was clogged, possibly due to all the vomiting that Phoebe had done into it this weekend, so he called Mr. Treeger to come unclog it.
Mr. Treeger was still there when Joey woke up and asked what was going on.
Chandler stared deep into his cereal bowl to avoid Joey's eyes, then mumbled an explanation about the toilet.
Joey wondered whether Chandler had decided to forgive him yet, and he missed Chandler so badly that he wanted to stay and be near him. So Joey took a seat in the living room and turned on the TV with the remote. He must have pressed some weird button, however, because suddenly a new cable channel appeared that they never had before.
Joey was shocked, and even Chandler looked up. "Is that porn?"
"Yeah. I-I don't know what I did. Whoa."
Mr. Treeger finished fixing the toilet and exited the bathroom. "Whoa, hey, that lady's all kinds of naked."
"Yeah, Joey just pressed something on the remote and it just, came on!"
"That happened to me once," Mr. Treeger said, and reminisced about how he lost the porn because he turned off the TV.
After Treeger left, Joey asked Chandler, "Why would he turn off the TV?" and Chandler just shrugged.
At least they were talking to each other now.
The roommates were mesmerized by the porn for so long, that Chandler realized belatedly that he better call in sick to work. He picked up the remote and muted the sound without thinking. Joey panicked for a moment, then realized that they still had the free porn.
After Chandler hung up the phone, he took a seat on his recliner to watch the porn. Besides his merely prurient interest in the explicit sex, he wanted to watch because he hoped that it would reinforce his heterosexuality and help him to stop fantasizing about Joey. Chandler still hadn't found Dr. Meyer after all, so maybe a few hours of porn could rid him of his dreams about Joey.
Joey ate some breakfast and fed the birds before returning to his own recliner. He similarly thought that the porn would help him get over Chandler, by reminding him of all the hot, casual sex he regularly had with women. So Joey leaned back and watched, wondering if he should risk un-muting the TV.
"Hey, it's a threesome," Chandler remarked when another woman came into the picture.
"Yeah," Joey said. He saw Chandler out of the corner of his eye and noticed that Chandler was starting to look flushed and breathless. Joey dragged his eyes back to the TV screen, but minutes later, his gaze wandered back to his roommate.
Chandler was so near him, and so hot, and he was even discreetly reaching under his robe to touch himself. Joey ached to touch him and kiss him, but knew that he had to resist these impulses.
Joey gulped and closed his eyes. If he just listened to Chandler's sighs and moans, he could pretend they were having sex right now. Joey reached under his own robe too and bit his lip, to keep from speaking Chandler's name. They moved closer and closer to a climax until Joey suddenly realized that he couldn't hear Chandler anymore. He opened his eyes and saw Chandler scurry into his bedroom and shut the door.
Maybe he had noticed Joey and became uncomfortable being so close to him while aroused. Joey felt anxious and disappointed, until he heard Chandler in the bedroom, crying out in ecstasy. Well, apparently Chandler wasn't uncomfortable enough to stop what he was doing. Joey decided to retreat to his bedroom as well, but he left the TV on in the living room. He pictured Chandler while he finished off, then he just lay there and tried to tell himself that he wouldn't ever do this again.
Throughout that day, even after they'd dressed, the guys were afraid to turn off the porn, because after all it was free and they didn't want to lose it like Treeger did, but they were tense because watching so much porn inevitably left them aroused and in need of release. They couldn't work out a proper etiquette of whether they should leave the living room at a certain point or try to unmute the TV so they could stay in their bedrooms the whole time.
Monica and Rachel came over for lunch, and they complained about the porn, but the guys told them it was their apartment and their TV. So the women left, muttering that if this kept up, they'd never convince Joey and Chandler to switch the apartments back.
Chandler locked their front door for privacy, then returned to his recliner as Joey turned on the sound again. So they got sucked into another porn movie, this one called *In and Out, and In Again*. Chandler recalled a normal movie with a similar title, but it referred to being in and out of the closet. He wondered if this porn movie would be gay or straight, before he realized that the premise of this porn flick was that the protagonist wanted to have lots of sex with women in order to prove that he wasn't gay. In retaliation, the protagonist's fiancée went out to have lots of sex with men and women, all while wearing her white wedding dress, perhaps to be ironic. The movie escalated into an erotic contest of sorts, until suddenly a handsome male character came on the scene, whom they were sure was going to bed the fiancée next.
Chandler remarked, "Hey, doesn't that guy look like Richard a little? Without his moustache."
Joey nodded in agreement.
They gasped when the handsome man suddenly grabbed the protagonist and kissed him deeply, apparently to test whether he was really straight. The scene ended with the two men sinking passionately into each other's arms, then the porn shifted back to the fiancée, who decided that she would never get married and would be a happy slut. Cue orgy.
Joey and Chandler were both shocked by this gay kiss. They supposed that it might have been thrown in just for humor, but it made them so self-conscious that they didn't pay attention to the orgy at all.
Chandler blushed and gulped, remembering his dream where Joey had kissed him just like that. Meanwhile, Joey finally lost his self control and came over to Chandler's recliner. Joey grabbed him and firmly kissed his lips.
"Joey!" Chandler was stunned, but he closed his eyes and passionately returned the kiss.
Joey felt quite happy and relieved, embracing Chandler and slipping his tongue into his mouth.
Which brings me to TOW The Free Porn, wherein Joey and Chandler watch lots of porn, including a movie titled *In and Out, and In Again*. There was a real movie called *In and Out*, starring Kevin Kline as a schoolteacher whose former student outs him as gay on national television. A clean-shaven Tom Selleck also appears in the movie, as one of the gossip reporters that descend upon the small town for a scoop.
Mr. Treeger was snaking the shower drain in TOW The Free Porn, but I've altered that detail in this chapter.]
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In the morning, Chandler made breakfast while Janice packed up her things with Phoebe's help. Phoebe didn't seem to be suffering from morning sickness anymore.
"It must be the meat I ate," she said cheerfully. "I don't feel nauseous at all."
"Really?" Janice was surprised. "During my pregnancy, some meat made me nauseous. I guess every woman is different, though."
Phoebe nodded and hugged her close. "I'm just glad I can do this." She kissed Janice affectionately. "Oh, I missed you last night."
Janice smiled and stroked her hair lovingly. "I missed you too, Pheebs. But thank you for leaving us alone. Chandler and I just needed to talk about some things in private."
"Was it about me?" she asked.
Janice shook her head and felt tempted again to ask Phoebe for advice on how to handle Chandler and Joey, but she abided by her earlier promise to not reveal this situation to Phoebe. So she sighed and kissed Phoebe reassuringly. "No, it's... just some of his old insecurities, and us discussing whether he'd move in with me yet."
"Oh, no wonder. He's always been afraid of commitment."
"Yes, but he's getting better."
Phoebe hugged her tightly. "I wish you'd move here, closer to all of us."
"Maybe someday, Phoebe. Maybe."
Meanwhile, Chandler brooded in the kitchen and felt anxious because he'd had another dream about Joey last night. They were cooking together again, when Joey suddenly pulled him close and kissed him passionately. Then they lustfully made out and started groping each other against the foosball table.
Chandler felt terribly guilty and upset for dreaming about Joey once again, so he resolved to make an appointment with Dr. Meyer as soon as possible and ask whether he could be hypnotized into not having the dreams anymore.
Across the hall, Monica and Rachel packed Ruthie's belongings and got her ready to go home. Joey dressed and picked up all his bedding from the couch, including Hugsy, then he went over to the other apartment.
"Chandler?" he knocked cautiously.
"Um, just a minute, Joe. Janice, can you get the door?"
"All right." She pulled out of Phoebe's embrace and let Joey in. "Good morning."
He grunted and walked past her to his room.
Janice followed after him. "Uh, Joey, I just wanted to say I'm sorry about last night. If I was rude, well, it's just because I don't get to spend that much time with Chandler. You live with him and see him all the time, you know?"
Joey didn't respond to her, coldly putting away his stuff and trying to hide his jealousy and misery. He loved Chandler with all his heart, but even if he could somehow kick Janice out of Chandler's life, Joey still couldn't have him.
Janice tried again, thinking of her job as a photographer. "Well, um, thank you for babysitting for us this weekend. I appreciate it, Joey, and if you ever need some head shots, I'll do them for you half-price." She laughed in a friendly way.
Joey didn't care, just pushing her out of his bedroom and locking the door.
Janice reluctantly gave up and realized that it would take more time to get through to Joey. So she went across the hall to retrieve Ruthie from Monica and Rachel.
After breakfast, everyone except Joey said goodbye, then Phoebe and Janice grabbed their bags and took Ruthie downstairs to the cab that was waiting for them.
Chandler hated to see Janice go, but she had told him several times already that she couldn't stay. So they kissed and promised to call each other soon. "I love you."
"I love you, too. Bye."
After she drove away, Chandler returned upstairs and got ready to go to work. He felt depressed and hoped that Joey would remain in his room, but instead Joey opened the door and peered out.
"Is she gone now?"
Chandler tensed up and nodded. "Yeah." He tried to look merely angry and disapproving, "You weren't nice to her at all."
Joey frowned sheepishly. "I'm sorry."
"You should have said that to her."
Joey wasn't surprised that Chandler was taking Janice's side, but he couldn't help pouting with disappointment. Feeling like he could cry, Joey went back into his room and curled up on his bed with Hugsy. He wished that he were still asleep, dreaming about some fantasy world where Chandler could love him back.
Chandler didn't say anything else to him that morning, then he left for work.
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That Monday was Emily's last day in New York, and Ross took the day off from work to take her to the Guggenheim Museum and the Met. They had originally planned to go with Chandler and Janice, but Janice had declined because she was too busy at work to take the day off. The couples did have lunch together, though, and Janice recommended certain paintings that they should see. Ross also had plans to take Emily out for a special romantic dinner that evening, before she had to fly back to England in the morning.
At Bloomingdale's, Rachel saw Joshua and asked if she could be invited to his night club again. She used the opportunity to gloat about her new boyfriend Geoffrey, and Joshua tried not to be jealous about this, but he began to regret turning her down for a date.
Gunther worried that Joey was still mad at him, and wondered if, out of spite, Joey might reveal to Rachel his secret crush in some humiliating way. But he talked to Phoebe, who didn't seem to know anything about a crush on Rachel. Phoebe just kept eating meat and talked about having a sonogram tomorrow.
At work, Chandler tried to reach his mom to ask her if she still had Dr. Meyer's number, but when she finally returned his call, she said no. "Try your father." But Chandler hadn't spoken to his father in years, so he tried to use directory assistance and the internet to find Dr. Meyer instead, but he had no luck there either. Chandler struggled over calling his dad, until he ended up calling Janice to ask her advice.
Janice said that he certainly should get in touch with his father, and asked how long this estrangement had lasted.
Chandler ended up having a long, heartfelt discussion with her about his dad and all the issues they had with each other since the divorce. "He never even spent any time with me as a kid, and yet after he got all settled in Vegas, he finally thinks that we should hang out, and I get dragged over there during the summers and have to dance in his stupid show. As if he hadn't embarrassed me enough at school!"
Janice talked it over with Chandler and got him to realize that Nora had behaved just as badly in terms of neglect and humiliation, yet Chandler still talked to Nora. "Your father may not have known how to, but he was trying to connect with you and make up for the past. Besides, he was probably going through a lot of issues when you were younger. Coming out can be very stressful and difficult, you know. At least he kept making an effort, by trying to call you, write you, and even visit you. You ought to have responded to him."
Chandler remained indecisive, and Janice had to get back to work, so they agreed to talk some more about it later. Janice was happy that she could help Chandler resolve some important issues, even if they didn't involve Joey yet. Maybe they could work their way up to it, then that Dr. Meyer wouldn't be necessary.
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That evening, Emily came to say goodbye to the gang and to thank Chandler for Janice's art recommendations, then she and Ross left to have dinner at the Plaza. Monica left for her second date with Devon, but Rachel wasn't going out with Geoffrey until tomorrow night, so she had dinner with Phoebe and Chandler.
Joey went out on a date with some woman he met at the coffeehouse. He was trying to get over Chandler, but it didn't work, because he was distracted and kept thinking about how much he missed Chandler and would settle for just playing foosball with him, if Chandler wasn't so mad at him. If only they could be baking banana bread right now, or watching *Die Hard*, or going out to a Knicks game, as they had talked about doing.
Joey's date finally got tired of him not knowing her name, so she left. Joey went home and found that Chandler was alone except for the chick and the duck, but he was on the phone. "But Janice, I don't know how I can forgive him--"
When Joey entered, Chandler looked uncomfortable and took the phone into his bedroom. Joey felt hurt and retired to his room, assuming that Chandler was talking about him.
Actually, Chandler was talking about his father. "I mean, my father abandoned me and my mom for that horrible houseboy. And then it was my piano teacher, Mr. Garibaldi..."
"But how is this any worse than your mother chasing all those younger men? And sending you away to that boarding school? And kissing your friend Ross? If you're still angry with your father, then talk to him and tell him. Let it out. Maybe you'll feel better, even if you learn that you can't forgive him."
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The next morning, Chandler found that the toilet was clogged, possibly due to all the vomiting that Phoebe had done into it this weekend, so he called Mr. Treeger to come unclog it.
Mr. Treeger was still there when Joey woke up and asked what was going on.
Chandler stared deep into his cereal bowl to avoid Joey's eyes, then mumbled an explanation about the toilet.
Joey wondered whether Chandler had decided to forgive him yet, and he missed Chandler so badly that he wanted to stay and be near him. So Joey took a seat in the living room and turned on the TV with the remote. He must have pressed some weird button, however, because suddenly a new cable channel appeared that they never had before.
Joey was shocked, and even Chandler looked up. "Is that porn?"
"Yeah. I-I don't know what I did. Whoa."
Mr. Treeger finished fixing the toilet and exited the bathroom. "Whoa, hey, that lady's all kinds of naked."
"Yeah, Joey just pressed something on the remote and it just, came on!"
"That happened to me once," Mr. Treeger said, and reminisced about how he lost the porn because he turned off the TV.
After Treeger left, Joey asked Chandler, "Why would he turn off the TV?" and Chandler just shrugged.
At least they were talking to each other now.
The roommates were mesmerized by the porn for so long, that Chandler realized belatedly that he better call in sick to work. He picked up the remote and muted the sound without thinking. Joey panicked for a moment, then realized that they still had the free porn.
After Chandler hung up the phone, he took a seat on his recliner to watch the porn. Besides his merely prurient interest in the explicit sex, he wanted to watch because he hoped that it would reinforce his heterosexuality and help him to stop fantasizing about Joey. Chandler still hadn't found Dr. Meyer after all, so maybe a few hours of porn could rid him of his dreams about Joey.
Joey ate some breakfast and fed the birds before returning to his own recliner. He similarly thought that the porn would help him get over Chandler, by reminding him of all the hot, casual sex he regularly had with women. So Joey leaned back and watched, wondering if he should risk un-muting the TV.
"Hey, it's a threesome," Chandler remarked when another woman came into the picture.
"Yeah," Joey said. He saw Chandler out of the corner of his eye and noticed that Chandler was starting to look flushed and breathless. Joey dragged his eyes back to the TV screen, but minutes later, his gaze wandered back to his roommate.
Chandler was so near him, and so hot, and he was even discreetly reaching under his robe to touch himself. Joey ached to touch him and kiss him, but knew that he had to resist these impulses.
Joey gulped and closed his eyes. If he just listened to Chandler's sighs and moans, he could pretend they were having sex right now. Joey reached under his own robe too and bit his lip, to keep from speaking Chandler's name. They moved closer and closer to a climax until Joey suddenly realized that he couldn't hear Chandler anymore. He opened his eyes and saw Chandler scurry into his bedroom and shut the door.
Maybe he had noticed Joey and became uncomfortable being so close to him while aroused. Joey felt anxious and disappointed, until he heard Chandler in the bedroom, crying out in ecstasy. Well, apparently Chandler wasn't uncomfortable enough to stop what he was doing. Joey decided to retreat to his bedroom as well, but he left the TV on in the living room. He pictured Chandler while he finished off, then he just lay there and tried to tell himself that he wouldn't ever do this again.
Throughout that day, even after they'd dressed, the guys were afraid to turn off the porn, because after all it was free and they didn't want to lose it like Treeger did, but they were tense because watching so much porn inevitably left them aroused and in need of release. They couldn't work out a proper etiquette of whether they should leave the living room at a certain point or try to unmute the TV so they could stay in their bedrooms the whole time.
Monica and Rachel came over for lunch, and they complained about the porn, but the guys told them it was their apartment and their TV. So the women left, muttering that if this kept up, they'd never convince Joey and Chandler to switch the apartments back.
Chandler locked their front door for privacy, then returned to his recliner as Joey turned on the sound again. So they got sucked into another porn movie, this one called *In and Out, and In Again*. Chandler recalled a normal movie with a similar title, but it referred to being in and out of the closet. He wondered if this porn movie would be gay or straight, before he realized that the premise of this porn flick was that the protagonist wanted to have lots of sex with women in order to prove that he wasn't gay. In retaliation, the protagonist's fiancée went out to have lots of sex with men and women, all while wearing her white wedding dress, perhaps to be ironic. The movie escalated into an erotic contest of sorts, until suddenly a handsome male character came on the scene, whom they were sure was going to bed the fiancée next.
Chandler remarked, "Hey, doesn't that guy look like Richard a little? Without his moustache."
Joey nodded in agreement.
They gasped when the handsome man suddenly grabbed the protagonist and kissed him deeply, apparently to test whether he was really straight. The scene ended with the two men sinking passionately into each other's arms, then the porn shifted back to the fiancée, who decided that she would never get married and would be a happy slut. Cue orgy.
Joey and Chandler were both shocked by this gay kiss. They supposed that it might have been thrown in just for humor, but it made them so self-conscious that they didn't pay attention to the orgy at all.
Chandler blushed and gulped, remembering his dream where Joey had kissed him just like that. Meanwhile, Joey finally lost his self control and came over to Chandler's recliner. Joey grabbed him and firmly kissed his lips.
"Joey!" Chandler was stunned, but he closed his eyes and passionately returned the kiss.
Joey felt quite happy and relieved, embracing Chandler and slipping his tongue into his mouth.