Okay so after this chapter you'll get one more today. The reason: I was on a nine hour flight and had nothing else to do. There is a quote from the movie 28 Days Later. Sorry if it isn't perfect I haven't seen the movie in awhile.
Ch. 6
After several more hours of sleeping they all finally wake up and most of them are eating. Almost everyone.
Faith: Come on, Vyper. The rest of us are up so get your ass over here and join the living.
Vyper: But I'm the undead, thus I no join. I'm a vampire, meaning, sun comes out I sleep; sun goes down I'm awake.
Faith: Bite me.
Vyper: Rain check.
Willow: You two act like you're 4.
Buffy: And to quote Giles, "You have the maturity of a blueberry scone."
Kennedy, who is leaning on Willow, eyes closed and close to falling back to sleep: I hate you people for being awake.
Willow: Poor baby. Drink some coffee and you'll be fine.
Lorelai and Kurama: Coffee?
Faith: Don't tell me you're junkies too.
Alexis: How are we going to deal with 2 more people like Kennedy and Vyper, who have fallen asleep… again?
Hiei: Only 1. When the fox is awake he has a firmer grasp on reality.
Lorelai: Hey! At least my hair isn't doin' an imitation of the Bride of Frankenstein.
Buffy: That's all you could come up with?
Lorelai: Hello, still on my first cup of coffee.
Faith: Who is going to try to wake up Vyper? I know Red has Kenn. No worries.
Alexis: Not me. She might bite.
Kurama: What's so scary about waking them up?
Willow: They are the farthest thing from morning people ever.
Lorelai: And since you're the girlfriend Kennedy won't kill you?
Willow: Yep.
Buffy: Who's getting her though?
She points to Vyper.
Hiei: I'll do it.
He walks over and is about to kick her when she grabs his ankle and flips him over. Then she turns so her back is facing everyone.
Vyper: Do it again and you'll find yourself 6 feet under.
While Kurama is trying to stifle his laughter the Scoobies share a "We should have warned him" look. Lorelai roles her eyes and walks over to Vyper with a cup of coffee. She sits down next to her, and squeezes her shoulder very lightly to get her attention. When Vyper looks at Lorelai she hands her the life giving liquid and walks away. Vyper sits up and starts drinking.
Alexis: No way! I've known here for forever and nothing that easy has worked before.
Lorelai: Java Junkie secret.
Vyper: Ya, ya.
Hiei: Can we get on with it?
Kurama: Alexis, you looked around last night, which way should we go?
Alexis: Follow me and be careful there are a few demons around.
They all start walking and after awhile the silence is unbearable.
Kennedy: So, Lorelai, you're the biggest mystery here. Tell us something 'bout yourself.
Willow: Yeah. Giles is the only one who's talked to you before. You talk about you, we talk about us and then we gang up on the boys.
Hiei and Kurama share a look. The girls just smile.
Buffy: Go on, give us the scoop.
Lorelai: There's really nothing to tell.
Alexis: Wow, shy and modest.
Lorelai: No, no defiantly not modest… or shy.
Faith: S we get to pry harder. Great 20 Questions. I'll go first. Do you have a husband?
Lorelai: No.
Kennedy: Dating anybody?
Lorelai: Not anymore.
Buffy: What happened?
Lorelai: He asked me to marry him and I got scared and clammed up. He, uh, he took my silence as a no and wouldn't wait for me to say anything and then he broke up with me.
Alexis: Was it Rory's father?
Lorelai: Nope.
Hiei: Why didn't you marry him? Did he die?
Kurama elbowed him really hard and shot hem a glare.
Lorelai: No. Christopher wanted to get married after I had Rory, but I said no because, well who wants to be married at 17. For the longest time I waited for him to grow up. When it was finally the right time for us, his girlfriend got pregnant and he married her.
Willow: Was the baby his?
Lorelai: Yes.
Buffy: How can you still talk about this? Doesn't it bother you?
Lorelai: I moved on.
Kurama: Would you ever change your life?
Lorelai: No, I have the perfect daughter, a wonderful house, my dream job, great friends, and a town full of people I can count on. It's just that now Rory's moved away, I wish I had someone to come home to instead of thinking about buying 50 cats, wondering if you're ever going to get that comfort of a lasting relationship everyone else seems to have.
Vyper walks beside Lorelai and puts an arm around her shoulders in a friendly way.
Vyper: I know the feeling… So moving on to the next person. How about you, Alexis, what's your favorite color?
Alexis: Smart ass.
Vyper: Don't believe I've heard of that one.
And so they continued to walk and laugh and question, but Kurama and Hiei were talking via telepathy.
Kurama: What do you think about them?
Hiei: They are all strong, but they seem to be avoiding the seriousness of our situation.
Kurama: It's just a defense mechanism. Something bad happens they find a way to laugh at it. Yusuke and Kuwabara do the same thing.
Hiei: And they annoy me.
Kurama: And I'm sure you will be annoyed with them too… except for Lorelai.
Hiei: What's that suppose to mean, fox?
Kurama: Oh, nothing. You just haven't glared at her once and you seemed quite happy when she said she wasn't involved with anyone.
Hiei: No I wasn't!
Kurama: And it's so cute when you hang on her every word looking like you want to be her knight in shinning cloak.
Hiei: Well you're drooling over that vampire.
Kurama: Hiei, to not feel attracted to her would mean I'm gay, out of my mind, or smitten with someone else, i.e. you.
Their conversation is interrupted when a bunch of zombie looking things attack them. One lunges straight for Hiei who cuts off its head, but the zombie thing merely chases its head around. Meanwhile Vyper lights ten of them on fire, and they don't die either.
Vyper: Okay, if decapitation and fire ain't killin' 'em I don't know what will.
Kurama: Any bright ideas.
Faith: I'm thinkin' run.
Alexis: Follow me.
They take off running. Vyper and Hiei are in the back doing the most damage they can to keep the unkillable creatures away. Finally they have a large gap in between them and the creatures.
Kennedy: What now?
Alexis: We go into this cave.
Buffy: Have you been there before?
Alexis: No, but we might get out somewhere on the other end or at least loose the ugly guys. Let's go.
They are all running through the cave and making random turns.
Vyper: You know, this is a real shit idea. Why? Because it's an obviously shit idea.
As they run they reach a huge cavern only to be met by a huge, grumpy dragon.
Vyper: You've got to be kiddin' me. This fucker's pissed 'cause we woke him up and we're bein' "chased" by zombies. Does that sound fair to you?
Alexis: What was up with the quotes?
Vyper: Remember when I said this was a shit idea? Apparently they knew that and stopped chasing us.
Faith: Are you actually scared of a dragon? I thought you've killed worse.
Vyper: I have, but the unkillable guys are scared of him. Not so good. And he's blocking the damn exit.
Lorelai: And he looks pissed. Should we kill him or let him eat us 'cause I don't think he's gonna wait much longer.
Kurama and Hiei: I'll do it.
Hiei: I'll want to kill him.
Kurama: You got to kill the last dragon.
Hiei: It'll be easier for me to kill him.
Kurama: What are you trying to fight dragon with dragon?
Hiei: Ha, ha very clever. You're just trying to show off.
Kurama: So are you.
Willow: So glad I'm gay right now.
Kennedy: I'll second that.
Faith: Why's that?
Kennedy: Never have to deal with testosterone.
Lorelai: Good point. But guys are hot.
Alexis: Are ya'll forgetting something?
Buffy: What?
Alexis: The dragon.
Vyper: You lead us don here, you kill it.
Alexis: Hell no.
Kennedy: Vyper, give me your sword and I'll do it.
Faith: Junior, how do you think you're goin' to kill it?
Kennedy: Let Alexis distract it by transforming into another dragon, I'll go, find the weak spot where it's heart and throw the sword at it thus killing it.
Buffy: Do you know if there's a weak spot?
Kennedy: Of course I do. The fleshy spot on its chest where the heart it should be practically screams stab me. All dragons have it.
Faith: And you know this how?
Kennedy: My watcher made me learn.
Willow: and if that doesn't work? You'll get to be dragon pet chow and I don't know if I can handle that 'cause I've kinda grown attached to you and-
Again Kennedy kisses Willow to stop the babble.
Kennedy: I'll be fine.
Vyper: Yeah, I've got her back.
Willow: Just be careful.
She looks at Kurama and Hiei who are still fighting.
Willow: Should somebody tell them?