This is your last chapter today. Enjoy. See you next year… kidding… maybe.

Ch.7

Hiei: You have the whole charming thing going for you. She'll like you just for that. Me, I have nothing.

Kurama: You could try talking to her.

Hiei: That's too obvious. I have to kill that thing. Okay?

Kurama: All right, but the next one's mine.

Kennedy walks over to them, but they don't pay any attention to her.

Kennedy: Who are we trying to win over?

Hiei, absentmindedly: Lorelai.

Kurama, also absentmindedly: Vyper.

They both stop and stare at Kennedy wide eyed.

Kennedy: Well sorry to say, but the dragon is dead.

Hiei: Who kill it?

Kennedy: Me.

They glare at her, and look like they might kill her.

Kennedy: Okay, okay sorry, but to help with your loss of macho ness, I'll put in good words for you.

The boys share a look.

Telepathy:

Kurama: It's worth a shot.

Hiei: But I want to know how to make her like me.

Kurama: As do I… Aw, you want to woo her.

Hiei: Don't start that again.

Not So Telepathy:

Kurama: We also would like to know more about them.

Kennedy: And you want me to help with that too?

Hiei: Yes.

Kennedy: All right. Let me talk to Will, 'cause she's better at getting to know people, and we'll get to know Lorelai and after that we'll start on the dating stuff. Deal?

Hiei and Kurama: Deal.

Buffy: Hey let's get going. We want out of this cave and to find civilization.

Faith: So, Kennedy, your watcher lectured you about dragons?

Kennedy: For 3 weeks.

Alexis: How much do you know?

Kennedy: Just the heart thing.

Buffy: That's all you remember?

Kennedy: He said it on the first day. The other 20 I was too ADD to pay attention.

Hiei: You have ADD?

Kennedy: It comes and goes.

Kurama: Care to explain?

Faith: When it comes to knowledge Kennedy has the attention span of a gnat.

Buffy: Put Willow in front of her and you've got Kennedy's undivided attention.

Vyper: Meaning, Kennedy's whipped.

Alexis: It must be nice having a slayer do whatever you want.

Willow: Moving into the slayer school is going to be so easy.

Kennedy: Go ahead have fun at my expense.

Lorelai: Don't worry we will.

Kennedy: You know, I'm not the only slayer. Shouldn't you be offended too?

Buffy: We aren't love sick puppies though.

Kennedy smiles at Willow and grabs her hand.

Kennedy: Wouldn't change it for the world.

Vyper: I see them and I think, I want that. It makes me think of actually keeping a boyfriend for longer than a month. Then someone with an ass like Kurama's walks by and I forget all about it.

As everyone starts laughing, Vyper looks at Kurama and winks before walking ahead.

Kurama: Yours isn't so bad either.

Vyper turns around to face him.

Vyper, smirking: Are you flirting?

Kurama, also smirking: You started it.

Vyper: I'm not so sure I feel comfortable walking in front of you anymore.

Kurama: Neither do I. Maybe we should stay by each other then.

Vyper: That's even worse. I'll take my chances up here with the other girls. Try to keep your drooling to a minimum.

Kurama: Then you should try to keep your daydreams PG at least.

Vyper: Easier said then done.

Kurama drifts back to where Hiei is, not to close, but far enough they could mumble a conversation without being heard.

Hiei: That was out of character.

Kurama: She was baiting me.

Hiei: I've seen other girls do worse before, yet you remained a gentleman.

Kurama: None of them were like her though.

Hiei: Yusuke will never let you hear the end of this.

Kurama: Do you really think Keiko would let him?

Hiei: She's not always around.

Kurama: When she isn't I can remind him about a few uncharacteristic things Keiko has made him do before. He has nothing on me.

Hiei: Don't you feel safe.

Kurama: Neither Yusuke nor Kuwabara could blackmail a child. Why should I worry?

Hiei: There's always me.

Kurama: And who else would you tell? You don't say a word to any of the girls other than Yukina, who wouldn't hurt a fly, or Koenma. You have nothing.

Hiei: I could tell her you're interested.

Kurama: I think that's fairly obvious now.

Hiei: So I'm guessing you won't be needing Kennedy's help?

Kurama: No, but I'm going to have to be a buffer for the two of you.

Hiei: Hn.

With the girls

Alexis: You're an evil genius.

Buffy: You've got to give me a few tips.

Faith: Angel?

Buffy: Yep.

Vyper: We are all drop dead gorgeous women and we can play with any strait man's head because of it. Remember that, keep up your confidence, make one or two crude remarks and you've got yourself a boyfriend… or girlfriend… but I think you 2 are okay with what ya got.

Willow Defiantly with the okay.

Lorelai: So let me get this strait, no pun intended, Kennedy and Willow are the only ones who aren't single.

Faith: If you fall for guys and you're in this group you're single.

Lorelai: Are any of you at least interested in anyone.

Scoobies: Oh yeah.

Lorelai: Names and details please.

Buffy: Angel. You know the guy wearing dark clothes, had dark eyes and hair, and was making with the brooding?

Lorelai: Nice.

Faith: The hot black guy. His name is Robin.

Lorelai: Also nice, but how much will he try to kill me if I use all 87 Mel Brooks references that came to mind?

Vyper: But you're a slayer. No need to worry.

Lorelai: True. Continue.

Alexis: If he qualifies as a total hottie I'm interested.

Willow: Let me guess, Vyper, red hair, green eyes?

Vyper: Body that makes you want to jump them. Hell yes.

Kennedy: Sorry Will's taken.

Willow blushes and elbows Kennedy in the stomach.

Kennedy: Well the description fits.

She is elbowed again.

Buffy: Poor Kennedy. Gives Will a complement and gets hurt.

Kennedy: When did everyone decide they were going to pick on me today?

Faith: All right, Junior, we let up. I want to know who Lorelai is interested in anyway.

Alexis: Yeah, find anyone interesting?

Lorelai: Kinda.

Kennedy: Short, black and white gravity defying hair, funky but cool red eyes?

Lorelai: If he comes with a voice and personality, yes.

Buffy: He is really quiet. Wonder who they were fighting over earlier.

Willow: I think I know someone who can help us.

She and Vyper share a look that let Vyper know to play along.

Vyper: Gee, Will, I wonder who.

Kennedy starts to realize why they were acting so suspiciously when Willow hugged her arm to her and started walking really close to her. The rest of the girls catch on quickly. The boys also realize what is going on and Hiei starts to panic. Kurama just started laughing not even bothering to cover it anymore.

Kennedy, smiling innocently: Not saying a word.

Hiei visibly relaxed and he hit Kurama, who ignored him, and kept laughing and walking closer to the girls.

Kurama: Come on, Hiei, you're going to miss all the fun.

Hiei: Fox.

Willow: Oh, hey look a city.

Faith: Red, I know you like being nice to people, but making fun of Shorty is too much fun.

Vyper: When did we start ragging on Kennedy again?

Kennedy: Hey! I'm not that short. Buffy's shorter than me.

Alexis: But she wears heels more often.

Kennedy: That's 'cause Faith steals my shoes.

Faith: Don't drag me into this.

Buffy: You're the one who said shorty. You started it.

Vyper: And everyone except for me, Lorelai, and Kurama seem to fit that description. Let's forget the ugliness ever happened.

Willow: Yes, great, but the city is right over there.

They all look and see Willow wasn't lying.

Buffy: Let's go meet the locals.