It's a Goths world after all
Disclaimer: Watch Tim Burton. Tim Burton. What? We're on? Read the first chapter disclaimer. And also I don't own The Shining.
A/N: Tim Burton directed: Pee Wees big adventure, Beetlejuice, Batman, Edward Scissorhands, Batman Returns, Ed Wood, Mars Attacks, Sleepy Hollow, The new Planet of the Apes, and Big Fish. He also collaborated with Henry Selick on the Nightmare before Christmas and James and the Giant Peach.
"Nothing's on……………………..I WANT TV AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Cyborg screamed.
"Training. Training! TRAINING!MAHIAHOOITAWMYYYYYYYYYAAAAA!" Robin screamed gibberish.
"HalloEverybodyIAmFineHowAreYouWhereIsEvilBeastBoy?" Starfire said. Her sugar high had hit its stride.
"Aha a victim!" Raven said, and immediately leapt into an intense conversation about the Nightmare before Christmas. While the soundtrack blasted in the background. Ravens rambling even out speeded Starfire. Beast Boy entered the room. He was quite a sight. He had painted blood red paint all over his face and tux, and his hair was dyed black.
"MYGBBHERFGHTHEVEG," Robin screamed.
"Oh shut up!" Raven said, and untied Robin.
"HAHA! FREEDOM!" Then Robin ran off to train. Raven looked Beast Boy up and down.
"Er, what's with the paint?" Raven asked, raising an eyebrow
"It's not paint." Beast Boy said, in a completely monotone voice.
"Right." Raven said, taking a cautious step backwards. Starfire was poking Beast Boy.
"BeastBoyHaveYouDiedYouAreVeryPaleAlmostAsPaleAsRavenAndWhyAreYouCoveredInRedPaintThatRedPaintLooksLike…AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Then Starfire screamed and started running in circles like a Finbar with its Morflakh cut off.
"I would normally resent that pale comment, but it's completely true." Raven said, monotonely.
"I'm going to Boston." Beast Boy said. "You probably won't see me for a year or 2. Goodbye dear Raven."
"Alright this has gone on far enough. Cyborg a little help?" Raven asked as she tried to pick up a heavy piece of metal.
"No TV, all day makes Cyborg a dull boy. No TV, all day makes Cyborg a dull boy.
No TV, all day makes Cyborg a dull boy. No TV, all day makes Cyborg a dull boy.
No TV, all day makes Cyborg a dull boy. No TV, all day makes Cyborg a dull boy." Cyborg repeated, while rocking in the feetle position.
"He appears to have gone insane… MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA-" Beast Boy said, but was cut off when Raven hit him in the head with a bat.
A/N: That's all for now. Sorry it took so long.