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Okay, well, i don't know WHERE i got this idea, no, i don't know why i'm writing this when I should be writing Invisigirls 2 (although I'm already finished chapter one, just haven't posted it yet...mua hahahaha..)...n e ways, please R&R!

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Disclaimer: I don't own anything, don't sue, etc.

"YES, it is ready! Mua hahahahaha!" Snape cackled. "Now I've got to just add some strands of that old git's hair...yes...finished!"

(change of POV)

Harry, Ron, and Hermione were sitting in the Potions classroom waiting for Professor Snape like everyone else.

"Where is he?" Hermione asked, "He's usually here bright and early so he can take as many points from Gryffindor as possible!"

"Maybe he's sick-" Ron started hopefully.

"-or sacked-" continued Harry.

"-or in mortal peril-"

"-or dead-"

"-or coming." Hermione finished as they all heard footsteps coming towards them. But it was Dumbledore!

"That's Dumbledore, Hermione, can't you tell the difference between that git and our Headmaster?" Ron said.

"Oh-well, the thing is-"

"Good afternoon." Dumbledore said. "Professor Dum-I mean, Professor Snape has asked me to tell you to make the potion on the board. There will be no need to talk."

Draco Malfoy flashed his POTTER STINKS pin at Harry and threw a magazine at his head.

"What's that?" Ron asked Harry, pointing to the magazine.

"Shh, Ron, didn't you hear Professor Dumbledore, he said NO TALKING."

"Don't be stupid Hermione, Harry's Dumbledore's FAVORITE STUDENT, do you really think he's going to take points from him? He wouldn't take points away from him even if he belly danced during c-"

"Good afternoon." Dumbledore was looming over them. "Do you not have ears, Mr. Weasley? I said there will be no need to talk! Now, I'd better separate you three. Ms. Granger, over there. Mr. Weasley, you stay here. Potter, you're sitting in the desk in front of mine. Move. Now."

"But Professor," Harry started, "I wasn't-"

"Did you not hear me Potter? I said MOVE."

So the three moved, but not before thinking, What's wrong with Professore Dumbledore today, he NEVER reffers to Harry as 'Potter'!

Harry moved to the front desk, frustrated. What had he done?

"You, know, I'm not happy, Potter. NOT HAPPY." Dumbledore said. "Ask me why."

"Er, Professor, are you okay? It's just-"

"ASK ME WHY."

"Er...why?"

"Why what? Be specific Potter."

"Er...why are you unhappy?"

"You make me unhappy Potter."

"Er, what have I done Proffessor?"

"SILENCE! Old age does not make one stupid, Potter. The Philosopher's Stone...the Chamber of Secrets...Sirius Black...the Goblet of Fire...all things not to be meddled with!"

"Er, well, about the Philosopher's Stone, well, Voldemort would have gotton it wouldn't he have professor? And the Chamber of Secrets? Ginny would have died. And Sirius Black? You know-"

"I've heard ENOUGH of your lame excuses POTTER! DETENTION AND-"

"Er, professor, why is your hair turning black? And your wrinkles! They're-"

"What are you talking about Potter? Having a hallucination?" Then he touched his face. "What the-"

Suddenly the door opened and in stepped...Professor Dumbledore?

"Hello. I need Harry Potter for a interview with Rita--" he suddenly saw the half Snape half Dumbledore. "What in Merlin's beard is going on here?"

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Okay, so it was kinda-no REALLY weird. And yes, that IS the end. So please R&R, all critique/comments/etc. accepted. Invisigirls 2 will be up soon, Incredibles readers!

PS. please, please, PLEASE give me your HONEST opinion!

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