A/N: I'd just like to say, that their WILL be comedy coming up, I just want to make this last long, keep reading and you'll love it! There will be more cute moments like the sleeping scene. Stay tuned, chow!

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'Shhh, don't, you'll wake them!'

Cammies brain kick-started, she could hear familiar voices. Cammie acted as though she was still asleep, desperate to hear what was going on.

'Yeah! Then we can get this-this-this mess sorted out!' That was definitely Jaceys voice.

'I've already told you, Professor Snape said that I was going to sleep with you and-'

'I DON'T CARE WHAT PROFESSOR SNAPE SAID, OK? I'M SICK OF YOUR WHINNING, HERMIONE AND NEVILLE ARE GLUED TO THE TV, AND THESE TWO ARE SLEEPING IN THE SAME BED! AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO HAS KEPT THEIR SANITY SINCE ENTERING THIS SHED?' Screamed Jacey.

'You didn't have any sanity to begin with.' Said Cammie, groggy with sleep. Her friend started, the boy, who was apparently Draco, gave a small scream. The mattress behind Cammie, twitched slightly. She turned around to see a sharp-eyed Snape. His lips were pulled into an unpleasant shape. He wasn't happy. A deep rumbling sound was coming from his throat. 'GET OUT OFF MY BED!' he roared. No, he definitely wasn't happy. Cammie jumped out, onto the wooden floor, shrieked with the shock of the temperature, and hopped back onto the mattress. 'I SAID GET OFF!' roared Snape again. This time, it looked like he was fighting with himself not to curse, her, which lets face it, he couldn't do, having only a fake wand in his grip. Cammie turned to face Severus, and raised an eyebrow. 'Please.' He added through gritted teeth, looking as if he would very much love to strangle her. Cammie chose to ignore this, and calmly got off the bed, walked two paces, and sat on the other one.

'WHAT WERE YOU DOING?' screeched Jacey. Cammie winced, as the high voice cut through her, like nails on glass. Jacey rarely saw Cammies other 'side', when she tended to act like a double of Snape, but it was always there, in her eyes. 'Eyes are the windows to the soul.' Said Cammie, when Jacey had said she had Snape-eyes.

Cammie glared at her friend, it was enough to silence her. Then said, 'I would prefer not to tell you, the only one who has any right to know, is Severus, and I highly doubt that he would want you to know, soz. What were you talking about before we woke up anyway?' Cammie skilfully diverted the subject, as only she or Snape could.

'Oh! Well, Severus here, told Draco that he was sleeping with me, so, Malfoy then decides that Hermione and Neville MUST be sleeping in the same bed, 'cause 'they're Gryffindors', and that left you and Snape. I needed to check, 'cause there is NO way I will sleep with this shrimp.'

'Hey! I'm not a shrimp!'

'Mr Malfoy, EVERYONE knows you're a shrimp. Deal with it.' Came the clear voice of the Potions Professor. He looked around at the students assembled in the room. His eyes landed on Cammies, who's back suddenly straightened. Snape had entered her mind.

Would you mind

Nope came Cammies voice.

It was settled. Severus turned to face Draco and Jacey, as he broke the spell.

'Yes Mr Malfoy, you are sleeping with M-Jacey, Miss Granger and Longbottom are sleeping together, and, me and Cammie will be sleeping together.

Jacey had instantly forgiven Severus for the arrangements, when he had used her First name. It was only the second time he had used it. This really meant something to Jacey.

She grinned, waved her wand, and packed Dracos things away.

From in the Kitchen, they could hear the chime of the clock, signalling that it was 11am. The house was silent, when, there were two loud cracks. Fred and George were standing infront of the four contestants, each wearing identical grins on their faces.

'Good day! I hope you're having a good time!' Said Fred.

'It's been spiffing at Hogwarts! All the school's watching! Even Trelawney! But then again, she doesn't know that her crystal ball is actually a camera. She thinks she's seeing the future!' giggled George.

Snape and Cammie both raised an eyebrow each. Silently questioning.

'Oh! You must be wondering why we're here,' Snape stepped over to Cammie, and sat carefully, next her on the bed. 'Well, we've got your first task!' Fred let the sentence hang, he clearly wasn't getting the reaction he'd imagined. There was an awkward silence, in which George hummed. Fred continued, a little unnerved. 'I'm just gonna get the other house mates.' The tall Weasley bolted out of the room, clearly longing for freedom.

'Well...this is...nice...' George made a desperate stab at conversation.

'It's a dump, Mr Weasley.' Stated Snape.

'Soz George, but I have to agree.' Cammie mumbled.

'Ok, I-' A scream sounded from downstairs. Cammie, Snape and Jacey bolted out of the room, leaving Draco with the Weasley.

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'Come on Hermione, please...it's only gonna be for a minute. You can watch this thing later.'

'Fred, Hermione and me would love to join you upstairs...just let us watch the end of Trisha.' Neville said kindly.

'Now really, what type of programme could possibly be so addictive?' Fred leaned forward to peer over Hermione and Nevilles' heads. 'I'm sorry, but it has to be done. Incendio!' A ball of fire shot out of Freds' wand, and blew up the TV, once more. Hermione turned around, menacingly. Neville screamed. 'WHY!!!!' Hermione screeched. Steps sounded from the stairs. From the archway, leading into the hallway, three silhouettes appeared. Hermione lunged over the back of the sofa, and landed on Freds' shoulders. Her nails were digging into his scalp, and her eyes were streaming. Neville ran around the sofa and tackled Cammie. Severus and Jacey exchanged looks, and sighed. Jaceys' wand was raised and the fighting ceased immediately.

'Why does this keep happening?' she questioned.

Severus strode forward and smirked, he folded his arms infront of him, and observed the scene infront of him.

'Release them, Miss Moor.' He ordered.

Jaceys' wand fell to her side. The growing grin had disappeared, her eyes were focused on Severus. 'My name, is Jacey!' She hissed through gritted teeth.

Severus rolled his eyes, and turned around to face the young woman.

'Jacey, release them.' He fixed her with a piercing stare.

'FINE!' Jacey flicked her wand and threw herself down onto the sofa.