Summary: Luke Carrère has been driven insane by prison and wants revenge on Butler. Moreover, he knows just how to get it…
Disclaimer: Why does everyone do these things? I don't own any of it except for Sam Sighark Jail for the Once Rich and/or Famous, the Locate the Loch Ness Monster Club and The Explorer's Weekly magazine. (Those last two probably exist, to.) I don't even own Ivan Bagerov! (Can anyone tell me where he came from and why he likes the Locate the Loch Ness Monster Club and The Explorer's weekly magazine?) Luke Carrère belongs to Eoin Colfer.
This is my first fanfic, so it is not very good.
Ivan Bagerov sighed. This had to be the worst job in the world: as a guard at the Sam Sighark Jail for the Once Rich and/or Famous, he had to sit in a chair staring at cells and making sure nobody was murdered. Though that wasn't a big problem, because the rich and/or famous rarely murdered – though some of them got someone else to do it.
The only thing he could think of that was more boring was being on the other side of the bars he was currently watching. He would have gone insane long ago if it weren't for the Locate the Loch Ness Monster Club and The Explorer's weekly magazine.
Little did he know that one of the prisoners was, indeed, insane.
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