Semyl(me): Here is chapter 14! Damn...I totally 4got what I was going to do with this chapter....
Kyo: That's what you get for not writing it down.
Semyl: You didn't REMIND me...
Kyo: You...didn't remind me to remind you.
Semyl: Ha think you're a smarty? You didn't remind me for reminding me to remind you so you can remind me. HAH beat that!
Kyo: O-o wha....ok fine you win. but it ISN"T MY DAMN FAULT
Semyl: All right....lemme get this straight...umm...thinks for a while
Kyo: Did you get it?
Semyl: No.
Kyo:.......
Semyl:....still thinking
Kyo: Now?
Semyl: No
Kyo:.....GOD DAMN IT DO YOU?!
Semyl: Shut up! And I think I do now but not a lot...umm I made something new up, so if you're confused at first thats fine. Cuz this is...
Kyo: FInally!
Semyl: Ok I don't own any of the characters and I have a favor to ask for those who put me on their author alets...I was wondering if you can review it too....
Kyo: Stop being so selfish.
Semyl: Stop telling me to stop doing things.
Kyo: Damn woma-
Semyl: smile
Kyo:.....damn her..
My Stupid Life All Because of HIM
Chapter 14: The Date: Destroyed by the WOLF and Little GIRL
It was the next day after THE date. Miroku woke up and turned around to hear the alarm clock. He turned it off and then took a shower and got dressed.
'The date was a so....bad.....I hope she's OK.....shiver I don't even want to remember what Koga and Koharu did....' Miroku thought to himself while walking to his kitchen. He saw Sango cooking in his kitchen and sat down on a chair infront of the counter.
"How do you want your eggs, my love?" Sango said with happily.
"Scrambled...." Miroku mumbled half asleep.
"Mmmmm....Done!" Sango said while putting out a yummy breakfeast in front of Miroku.
"Thanks....." Miroku sighed sadly while eating.
"Wait..." Miroku said while looking at Sango curiously. She wore a skirt and a nice shirt, because they were going out with InuYasha and Kagome to the amusement park... but her usual calf high skirt was err....now a thigh lengh skirt...showing a lot of leg. And she has a white apron on. She wore her hair up and wore makeup, that was very very nicely done. It seemed her shirt was on way too tight and small for her, and way too low of a neck line showing quite a lot of well...clevage.
"OO WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?!!!!!" Miroku yelled.
"o I'm here to serve you, my love," she said with a smile.
'Damn...the effects still haven't worn off...and now she's still acting like a damn sweet innocent slut ....damn those guys' Miroku thought while remembering what Koga and Koharu did, 'But....'
He stared at her chest and legs with longing and blushed, 'She's giving me quite the view....'
"Damn she's hot...." Miroku said out loud.
"Really?" Sango said with a blushing face,"I think you are too....."
She got closer to him and store at him lovingly. Miroku got very panic like...and store at her chest instead of her face.She noticed and then took his hand and pressed it to cup her breast.
"Mmmmmm" Sango said while making him press harder.
'Ok calm down, calm down, it's not like you never felt a girl up before....' Miroku said while trying to calm down, 'BUT DAMN I WON'T REALLY GO THIS FAR, THAT FAST!!!'
-----Author's note-----
Kyo: Damn, I thought you was just about to make this a R fic right then and there...
Semyl: I'm ONLY 13 baka, and besides Miroku DOES have a decent side of him...and anyways can't you tell Sango isn't herself?
Kyo: Yea, but you would think he'd take the advantage.
Semyl: -- You do know that not every guy takes advantage of girls like that right?
Kyo: Not until now.
Semyl: -thinking- Damn...than that means Kyo...
Kyo: Why are you looking at me like I'm a pervert?
Semyl: Shut up and lemme continue the story -runs away from Kyo-
----end of A/N----
He fell out of his chair and Sango got on top of him.He couldn't take it anymore.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Miroku yelled while running out of his apartment and down the stairs like mad.
"Wait come back!" Sango yelled while running after him, "I'm not done!"
'DAMN I never should have asked let Koga and Koharu come with us!!!" Miroku yelled while remembering the date last night.
LAST NIGHT
"It's going good so far...we had a nice dinner, great conversation, a walk around the park and what's last is...' Miroku thought to himself.
"Is there something wrong Miroku?" Sango asked while looking at him curiously.
"Of course not, we have one last visit now." Miroku did while taking her wrist, "Come on!"
'Ok this isn't good....from what I hear from InuYasha is that I should be careful...for Mroku might bring me to a love hotel or something....O k it should be fine, Miroku wouldn't do this....he wouldn't....' Sango said while running with him.
"All right here it is." Miroku said while stopping. Sango looked up and saw a love hotel....
"M-Miroku....err..."
"Isn't it great? I was hoping you wanted to come here forever at least that's what Kagome and Kohaku said that you would love to come here!" Miroku said with a smile.
'KAGOME AND KOHAKU?!! They want us to...to....' Sango blushed and then started to say, "N-no....I...don't want to come here..."
"What?! But I thought you wanted to go to the Museum of Curses and Charms," Miroku said with a crestfallen face. Sango then realized he was looking at a building across from the love hotel.
"But..if you don't want to go it's all right...." Miroku said sadly. Sango's face then lit up, 'THE Museum of Curses and Charms?! I wanted to go there my whole damn life...but how...Kagome and Kohaku? He...must have really wanted this day to be....'
"I want to go," Sango said while turning away from the hotel. She then blushed at the thought that she had perverted thoughts when he was having nice clean ones....at least he must have had clean thoughts...
"Then why did you...say no at first?" Miroku said carefully.
"Umm...a mistake, so now can we go?" Sango said so that Miroku would hopefully not see THE hotel.
"Ummm Sure then," Miroku said while taking out his money and paying for two tickets inside. But little did they know was that there was two people watching them the whole time. Koga and Koharu was both hiding behind some trees and busheds. They were both watching them with furry. Koharu watched Miroku and Koga watched Sango's every move.
"So Miroku is Sango's childhood friend?" Koharu said while trying to get as much information about Sango and Miroku's relationship.
"Yea, at least that's what I hear that dog say during the boys locker room," Koga said while keeping an eye on Sango. 'She seems happy....but she must be doing that so she doesn't hurt his damn feelings,' Koga thought while watching her laugh at a comment Miroku made.
"Hello earth to wolf boy," Koharu said while waving a hand in front of Koga's face, "Don't you think we should go inside and find some ways we can ruin their date??"
"Uh, yea!" Koga said while swiftfully running past the guards. He ran so fast they couldn't see him go by, only a gust of wind.
"Hey I have to BUY a ticket!" Koharu said while still waiting in line.
'Damn, if I didn't agree with helping her and vise versa I wouldn't have to wait. She's wasting my own time,' Koga thought while leaving her behind.
Back to Sango and Miroku....
"Sugoi...this legend seems intresting, it's about the sacred jewel of the 4 souls...I think I've heard Kagome's grandfater talk about it once...." Sango said while staring at a display of a model of the Sacred Jewel, "It feels like...I've seen it before though..."
"Same here...hmm maybe we had a past life involving this thing," Miroku joked, "Just kidding of course."
"That does look familar though...it feels as if my legs tremble at the thought of that jewel...." Koga said while gazing at the fake Jewel from a far. Koga and Koharu was both hiding behind a huge board design of how Japan may have looked like before.
"I don't know, but it doesn't feel that way to me," Koharu said, "But we must think of a plan on how to get them to well break apart!"
"Hmm..." Koga thought he then saw a stand and read it, " This could help....heh..."
End of chapter 14
Semyl: Hahaha bet you want to know what happens next right?
Kyo: :O what the heck?! Of course I do! I can't belive you won't even tell me about what is gonnna happen next!
Semyl: Heh, well don't worry you'll find out why Sango was so....slut like in the begining in the next chapter ok?
Kyo: Bet it has something to do with the museum of what and what not,
Semyl: Grr....
---backstage----
Sango: What the heck is with me acting so slut like??!!
Miroku: -smile- I happen to like that!
Sango: Oh yea that reminds me...this is for that grope!!!
-SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP-
Sango: I didn't hurt you too bad, so you should be back in the next chapter with less well bruises...
Miroku: x-x....
-back to Semyl and Kyo-
Semyl: Err...maybe I shouldn't have put her that slut like....
Kyo: Yea, if Sango keeps this up backstage...I think we'll need someone to take Miroku's place...
Semyl: err...well he'll be fine...umm I have a question too, for everyone not you Kyo.
Kyo: Whatever...
Semyl: I was wondering if you can tell me how you thought about this chapter...and if you could review...please do!!!
Kyo: That's what you get for not writing it down.
Semyl: You didn't REMIND me...
Kyo: You...didn't remind me to remind you.
Semyl: Ha think you're a smarty? You didn't remind me for reminding me to remind you so you can remind me. HAH beat that!
Kyo: O-o wha....ok fine you win. but it ISN"T MY DAMN FAULT
Semyl: All right....lemme get this straight...umm...thinks for a while
Kyo: Did you get it?
Semyl: No.
Kyo:.......
Semyl:....still thinking
Kyo: Now?
Semyl: No
Kyo:.....GOD DAMN IT DO YOU?!
Semyl: Shut up! And I think I do now but not a lot...umm I made something new up, so if you're confused at first thats fine. Cuz this is...
Kyo: FInally!
Semyl: Ok I don't own any of the characters and I have a favor to ask for those who put me on their author alets...I was wondering if you can review it too....
Kyo: Stop being so selfish.
Semyl: Stop telling me to stop doing things.
Kyo: Damn woma-
Semyl: smile
Kyo:.....damn her..
My Stupid Life All Because of HIM
Chapter 14: The Date: Destroyed by the WOLF and Little GIRL
It was the next day after THE date. Miroku woke up and turned around to hear the alarm clock. He turned it off and then took a shower and got dressed.
'The date was a so....bad.....I hope she's OK.....shiver I don't even want to remember what Koga and Koharu did....' Miroku thought to himself while walking to his kitchen. He saw Sango cooking in his kitchen and sat down on a chair infront of the counter.
"How do you want your eggs, my love?" Sango said with happily.
"Scrambled...." Miroku mumbled half asleep.
"Mmmmm....Done!" Sango said while putting out a yummy breakfeast in front of Miroku.
"Thanks....." Miroku sighed sadly while eating.
"Wait..." Miroku said while looking at Sango curiously. She wore a skirt and a nice shirt, because they were going out with InuYasha and Kagome to the amusement park... but her usual calf high skirt was err....now a thigh lengh skirt...showing a lot of leg. And she has a white apron on. She wore her hair up and wore makeup, that was very very nicely done. It seemed her shirt was on way too tight and small for her, and way too low of a neck line showing quite a lot of well...clevage.
"OO WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?!!!!!" Miroku yelled.
"o I'm here to serve you, my love," she said with a smile.
'Damn...the effects still haven't worn off...and now she's still acting like a damn sweet innocent slut ....damn those guys' Miroku thought while remembering what Koga and Koharu did, 'But....'
He stared at her chest and legs with longing and blushed, 'She's giving me quite the view....'
"Damn she's hot...." Miroku said out loud.
"Really?" Sango said with a blushing face,"I think you are too....."
She got closer to him and store at him lovingly. Miroku got very panic like...and store at her chest instead of her face.She noticed and then took his hand and pressed it to cup her breast.
"Mmmmmm" Sango said while making him press harder.
'Ok calm down, calm down, it's not like you never felt a girl up before....' Miroku said while trying to calm down, 'BUT DAMN I WON'T REALLY GO THIS FAR, THAT FAST!!!'
-----Author's note-----
Kyo: Damn, I thought you was just about to make this a R fic right then and there...
Semyl: I'm ONLY 13 baka, and besides Miroku DOES have a decent side of him...and anyways can't you tell Sango isn't herself?
Kyo: Yea, but you would think he'd take the advantage.
Semyl: -- You do know that not every guy takes advantage of girls like that right?
Kyo: Not until now.
Semyl: -thinking- Damn...than that means Kyo...
Kyo: Why are you looking at me like I'm a pervert?
Semyl: Shut up and lemme continue the story -runs away from Kyo-
----end of A/N----
He fell out of his chair and Sango got on top of him.He couldn't take it anymore.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Miroku yelled while running out of his apartment and down the stairs like mad.
"Wait come back!" Sango yelled while running after him, "I'm not done!"
'DAMN I never should have asked let Koga and Koharu come with us!!!" Miroku yelled while remembering the date last night.
LAST NIGHT
"It's going good so far...we had a nice dinner, great conversation, a walk around the park and what's last is...' Miroku thought to himself.
"Is there something wrong Miroku?" Sango asked while looking at him curiously.
"Of course not, we have one last visit now." Miroku did while taking her wrist, "Come on!"
'Ok this isn't good....from what I hear from InuYasha is that I should be careful...for Mroku might bring me to a love hotel or something....O k it should be fine, Miroku wouldn't do this....he wouldn't....' Sango said while running with him.
"All right here it is." Miroku said while stopping. Sango looked up and saw a love hotel....
"M-Miroku....err..."
"Isn't it great? I was hoping you wanted to come here forever at least that's what Kagome and Kohaku said that you would love to come here!" Miroku said with a smile.
'KAGOME AND KOHAKU?!! They want us to...to....' Sango blushed and then started to say, "N-no....I...don't want to come here..."
"What?! But I thought you wanted to go to the Museum of Curses and Charms," Miroku said with a crestfallen face. Sango then realized he was looking at a building across from the love hotel.
"But..if you don't want to go it's all right...." Miroku said sadly. Sango's face then lit up, 'THE Museum of Curses and Charms?! I wanted to go there my whole damn life...but how...Kagome and Kohaku? He...must have really wanted this day to be....'
"I want to go," Sango said while turning away from the hotel. She then blushed at the thought that she had perverted thoughts when he was having nice clean ones....at least he must have had clean thoughts...
"Then why did you...say no at first?" Miroku said carefully.
"Umm...a mistake, so now can we go?" Sango said so that Miroku would hopefully not see THE hotel.
"Ummm Sure then," Miroku said while taking out his money and paying for two tickets inside. But little did they know was that there was two people watching them the whole time. Koga and Koharu was both hiding behind some trees and busheds. They were both watching them with furry. Koharu watched Miroku and Koga watched Sango's every move.
"So Miroku is Sango's childhood friend?" Koharu said while trying to get as much information about Sango and Miroku's relationship.
"Yea, at least that's what I hear that dog say during the boys locker room," Koga said while keeping an eye on Sango. 'She seems happy....but she must be doing that so she doesn't hurt his damn feelings,' Koga thought while watching her laugh at a comment Miroku made.
"Hello earth to wolf boy," Koharu said while waving a hand in front of Koga's face, "Don't you think we should go inside and find some ways we can ruin their date??"
"Uh, yea!" Koga said while swiftfully running past the guards. He ran so fast they couldn't see him go by, only a gust of wind.
"Hey I have to BUY a ticket!" Koharu said while still waiting in line.
'Damn, if I didn't agree with helping her and vise versa I wouldn't have to wait. She's wasting my own time,' Koga thought while leaving her behind.
Back to Sango and Miroku....
"Sugoi...this legend seems intresting, it's about the sacred jewel of the 4 souls...I think I've heard Kagome's grandfater talk about it once...." Sango said while staring at a display of a model of the Sacred Jewel, "It feels like...I've seen it before though..."
"Same here...hmm maybe we had a past life involving this thing," Miroku joked, "Just kidding of course."
"That does look familar though...it feels as if my legs tremble at the thought of that jewel...." Koga said while gazing at the fake Jewel from a far. Koga and Koharu was both hiding behind a huge board design of how Japan may have looked like before.
"I don't know, but it doesn't feel that way to me," Koharu said, "But we must think of a plan on how to get them to well break apart!"
"Hmm..." Koga thought he then saw a stand and read it, " This could help....heh..."
End of chapter 14
Semyl: Hahaha bet you want to know what happens next right?
Kyo: :O what the heck?! Of course I do! I can't belive you won't even tell me about what is gonnna happen next!
Semyl: Heh, well don't worry you'll find out why Sango was so....slut like in the begining in the next chapter ok?
Kyo: Bet it has something to do with the museum of what and what not,
Semyl: Grr....
---backstage----
Sango: What the heck is with me acting so slut like??!!
Miroku: -smile- I happen to like that!
Sango: Oh yea that reminds me...this is for that grope!!!
-SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP-
Sango: I didn't hurt you too bad, so you should be back in the next chapter with less well bruises...
Miroku: x-x....
-back to Semyl and Kyo-
Semyl: Err...maybe I shouldn't have put her that slut like....
Kyo: Yea, if Sango keeps this up backstage...I think we'll need someone to take Miroku's place...
Semyl: err...well he'll be fine...umm I have a question too, for everyone not you Kyo.
Kyo: Whatever...
Semyl: I was wondering if you can tell me how you thought about this chapter...and if you could review...please do!!!
