Semyl: Hiya people!

Kyo:....

Semyl: - As you can see I have made a new story, "My Washed Up Life All Because of A Pirate"!!

Kyo: Pirate? What the heck?

Semyl: Hey it's something new so don't make fun of me!

Kyo: Shessh I didn't say anything yet.

Semyl: :O

Kyo: :-P

Semyl:...ok so It's InuYasha/Kagome. Something new, I was planning on it being a Sango/Miroku but I the sequal to this story, yes I have the sequal all planned out is totally Sango/Miroku.

Kyo: It's about...?

Semyl: I was getting to that!

Kyo: Sure.

Semyl: It's about a girl, Kagome, who plans to go over seas until she and all the females on her ship is kidnapped, by the infamous InuYasha.

Kyo: Now why would HE want to kidnap some girls?

Semyl: Well this and that and because he's gonna make all of those women his crews' wives!

Kyo: Oo Ok I'm leaving now to read it, see ya!

Semyl: Hey wait up! I was just gonna start this chapter!

Kyo: I'll read it later!

Semyl: Hmph...

My Stupid Life All Because of HIM

Chapter 15: HIS LITTLE Mistake

"What might help Koga?" Koharu said while looking at what Koga store at.

"Read this, it's the curse of the maiden," Koga said while staring at the display. It was a huge scroll and seemed to be in a different type of writing. It was very old but you could read it if you knew what it said.

"Hmm this is the story about the maiden whose love was never returned because she was not near him enough...when you read this spell out loud to a girl she her love to the man who read this to her will...never be the same...." Koharu read out loud while skimming quite a lot, "I don't get it..."

"We'll have Miroku tell Sango this whole spell curse thing and they'll break up!" he yelled at her.

"Really? I thought they weren't even together?"

"Do you want to see them together?"

"No..."

"So while I write this down, the spell, we'll give it to Miroku and pretend it'll help theri relationship together!" Koga said.

"Won't he wonder WHY we're there?" Koharu asked, "He's not dumb you know."

"Oh yea...well...we'll think about it later." Koga said. He started to translate the spell into english/jap. And then when he finished Miroku and Sango started to head their way.

"Koga? What are you doing here?" Sango asked while looking at Koharu and Koga.

"Yea...why are you here?" Miroku said while eyeing the two of them suspiciously.

"Kagome wanted me to give you this," Koga said while handing the paper to Miroku, "She said something about a lov-"

Miroku clamped his hand over Koga's and then pulled him away from the girls.

"Eh...just a minute, Sango," Miroku said while dragging Koga away.

"Miroku!....agh...he's so annoying...how do I put up with him?" Sango sighed. She then noticed Koharu looking at her.

"Umm...is something wrong?"

"No...I was just wondering on why you look so..."

Sango looked at Koharu curiously and then waited for Koharu to finish her sentance.

"Yes?" Sango asked.

"so pretty..." Koharu said while looking at Sango with envy. Sango sweatdropped and saw that Koharu...err...wasn't lying....

To Miroku and Koga...

"Kagome gave YOU spell?" Miroku asked while looking at Koga with an embarrssed face.

"Err..yea, she said something about telling her this spell into her ear," Koga said while trying to understand that his excuse was real, "Here."

He gave Miroku the paper.

"Thanks...but why do you have it?" Miroku asked him.

"Kagome and InuYasha was on....a date today and I saw them. Kagome said to give you this if I saw you," Koga said with haste. 'Damn and here I thought I lied...about the Kagome giving me this that is.' he thought to himself.

"Oh well thanks," Miroku said while walking away from Koga.

"Sure, but hey why do you want to use that on Sango?"

"S-Shut Up!"

"What were you guys talking about?" Sango asked while walking toward the two. Koharu made a face at Koga that said 'did you get him to take it?' face.He winked and gave a wolfish grin.

-A/N-

Semyl: Btw don't go thinking I'm gonna pair Koga with Koharu though ok? Now that would be something waaaaaaaaaaaaay new...and besides Koharu is way too young for Koga and Koga is way to cool for Koharu, no offense.

Kyo: Good, I thought you was gonna do something even more insane...

Semyl: - Don't forget to review "My washed up life All Because of a Pirate" By me!

-End of A/N-

"Nothing, just about...an exam..." Miroku said with a innocent smile.

"All right...well we better get going," Sango said while giving a goodbye look at Koga and Koharu.

"No way! We're going with-" Koga was cut off by Koharu and while Koharu dragged Koga away, she yelled out a goodbye.

"Strange couple..."

---at a cafe in the museum---

"This was a great night, Miroku," Sango said while taking a sip of her tea. She looked happy and refreshed.

"Would you like some more tea?" the waitress, Semyl, asked. She was wearing a maid uniform with a knee-length high skirt that was black. Over it was a white fluffy apron.

-off stage-

Kyo: What the hell?! I'm in a waiter suit?! What the hell is she doing there out on the scene?!

-he's wearing a waiter suit except without the jacket over it all of course.-

Guy1: Miss Semyl said that you would now be making small apperances in the story from now on. And right now you're the waiter and Miss Semyl is the waitress.

Kyo: No Way in FREAKING hell am I gonna go out and-!!!

Guy1: It's you're line now!

-pushes Kyo out in the scene-

Kyo:Damn you!!!

-on stage-

"A refill would be nice, thanks," Sango said, "Umm...Semyl? What are you doing here?"

"-smile- It's my part time job of course! See Kyo is right there serving those girls right now too!" Semyl said while pointing out to a table full of girls batting their eyes at Kyo.He notices Semyl's stare and looks at her...with a murder look in his eyes.

"Oh no...well here you go," she said while pouring a refill for Sango, "If you need anything else just call."

As Semyl walked away Miroku took our the paper from "Kagome". Sango looked at it curiously and then asked him,

"What's that?"

"Umm..."

'Damn! I brang it out on accident!! Think Miroku think!' Miroku said while mentally punishing himself.

"A poem!"

"A poem? You write?"

"Y-Yea...umm I actually wrote it for you," Miroku said smoothly.

"Me?"

"Yea, should I read it too you?"

"Umm..." Sango blushed at the thought of it being something physical...in the poem, but then said, "Sure..."

"Err..." Miroku scaned over the poem and found it was a spell but it seemed as if it was a chant instead...

"Umm it's not in English/Jap. so it's like a chant thing," Miroku said.

"Sure...you can translate it for me after then," Sango said with a smile.

"Well...all right," Miroku said. He started to read out the 'poem' to Sango and while he read it Sango suddenly felt strange...

'W-What's happening...?' Sango asked herself...she started to notice that everything was in a haze and that all she could remember seeing was Miroku, and then darkness.

When Miroku finished reading it, he noticed that Sango had collasped. He jumped up and asked,

"Sango? Sango.....wake up! Sango!"

Miroku shook her but she made no response. Semyl and Kyo came over to see what was happening.

"What the hell happened?!" Kyo yelled while looking at at Sango to Miroku.

"Did you do something to her?" Semyl asked while examining Sango.

"I-I just read this to her, I don't understand," Miroku said while handing the piece of paper to Semyl. She scanned over the letter and then had a bad look on her face.

"Y-You didn't!!"

"W-What?!"

"This is a spell that reverses the persons personality to the one she or he thinks the person who chants this to him to be like. So whatever type of person you really like in a girl...she'll be..."

"This isn't supposed to..."Miroku scanned his thoughts, "Koga and Koharu..."

"Come'on Kyo let's go get something for Sango to drink, all right?" Semyl said while taking Kyo's hand.

"What the hell? Don't we have a bigger part? Hey HEY!" Kyo yelled while Semyl dragged him away.

"Sango...sango, you gottta wake up," Miroku said while gentlly shaking her.She started to move and then her eyes started to flutter and Miroku moved to give her some space.

"Sango?"

"Mmmm....Miroku?" Sango said while getting up she looked at him with a sleepy look in her eyes. She got up and leaned toward him,

"Is something wrong?'

"N-No...but you just fell.."

"I did? Hmm...then why am I here?" Sango asked.

"This is during our date...you don't remember anything?"

"Hmm..." Sango gave him a smirk and then said, "Why don't we go on to the end then?"

"The end?"

"Yep," Sango leaned in toward him and whispered in his ear, "You're room or mine, which one?"

Miroku blushed beet red, "W-What the heck are you talking about?!"

"Mmmm....then how bout a preview?" Sango said while lazily giving him a very very advanced kiss.

"Whoa...intense..." Semyl said with Kyo by her side.

"THIS WASN'T SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN!!!" Koharu yelled while staring and Miroku and Sango in disbelief.

-End of Chapter 15-

Semyl: Heh...well there's a good reason why...

Kyo: What the heck was with the waiter thing?!

Semyl: What are you talking about it was fun right?

Kyo: Well find something BETTER next time!

Semyl: Wait they're going where next time? An amusement park? Little kids...and what do little kids like?

Kyo: Huh?....No...no you wouldn't dare put me in one of those lame animal things, right?

Semyl: I was thinking about that? -sweet smile-

Kyo: No. NO Way In freaking hell am going to wear one of those lame old suits!

Semyl: -wink- Hmm fine it won't be THAT bad then okie?

Kyo:...all right fine well don't forget to read her, Semyl's other story My Washed Up Life All Because of A Pirate. It's an Kagome/InuYasha story too something different.

Semyl: Thank you in advanced and if I don't get any reviews in that story, all right?

Kyo: Yea yea so REVIEW.

Semyl: -wisphering- Besides of course he'll be in an animal suit, maybe a cute white bunny...HAH...so review, k?

Kyo: You said something, you better tell me right now!

Semyl: -wink- So review k?