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Summary: Abby dares McGee to lock Tony and the new girl in a closet…after her first week at the office. Will Tony make their time in the closet hell, or will he keep to himself? Read to find out!
Alliegh Taylor, the newest and youngest agent on the team, was sitting at her neatly organized desk in the bullpen, reading a case file, and taking notes from it. Gibbs had hired her a little over a week ago, because he needed someone new to see everyday. She had her reading glasses on, and was in the middle of taking a sip from her water bottle when McGee walked in. She looked up and smiled. "Hey, Tim! What's up?" She asked. He smiled nervously. Abby was always daring him to do stupid stuff. "Uh, Alliegh, I need some help getting something out of the storage closet. Could you come and help me?" He asked. Alliegh smiled. "Yeah, just a sec." She said, slipping her glasses off and putting them away. She walked to the lift with him, and they both got in. What she didn't know was that Tony was already up there, waiting for McGee to come with "some stuff" he had said.
Tony stood in the middle of the hallway, leaning up against the wall. Abby was hiding around the corner, watching him. The lift opened, revealing Alliegh and McGee, laughing at a joke he had told. Alliegh looked confused when she saw Tony, and Tony looked confused when he saw Alliegh. "Proby, what's going on here?" He asked. McGee opened the storage closet. "I needed help." He said, grabbing Tony and shoving him inside. Alliegh looked at McGee with a bewildered look on her face. "Tim!" She exclaimed, and walked in to help Tony out. McGee slammed the door shut, and locked it. Abby came around from the corner, holding a camcorder, and fifty dollars. "Good job." She said, and handed the money to McGee he smiled, and they headed down to her lab, leaving Alliegh and Tony in the storage closet until someone helped them out.
"Tim! Let us out! This isn't funny!" Alliegh screamed from the other side of the door, pounding on it as she did so. Tony was sitting on the floor. "You're giving me a headache." He said. Alliegh stopped. "Sorry." She said. From what Kate had told Alliegh, Tony could be really annoying. She sat down by the opposite wall, and sighed. "Okay, don't breathe too deep, because we'll waste air." She said. Tony looked at her. "What, are you claustrophobic or something?" He asked sarcastically. Alliegh looked at him. "Yes, as a matter of fact, I am, so leave me alone." She said. She was getting irritated already, and he could tell. He grinned at her. "What?" She asked. "Oh, nothing. I like cards, you know." He said. Alliegh sighed. "Good for you." She said. He moved a little bit closer to her. "I said I like cards." He said. She gave him a good heave across the room. "And I said good for you." She said. She closed her eyes. Now he was giving her a headache. He took a deck of cards out of his pocket. "Will you play a game with me?" He asked. Alliegh groaned and moved to the middle of the room where he was dealing the cards. "Only if you leave me alone." She said. He smiled. "I promise." He said. Alliegh rolled her eyes.
After almost an hour of playing cards, and watching Tony cheat every time, Alliegh threw her pile of cards at him. "You cheated." She said. He looked at her. "Did not!" He protested. "Did too!" She screamed at him. He threw the deck of cards back at her. She glared at him. "I am going to eat you alive!" Alliegh screamed at him. He looked her in the eye. "Yeah? Well I'm gonna feed you to sharks!" He screamed back. She glared back at him. "Okay…well, I don't know what I'm going to do to you, but it's going to be really bad!" She yelled back, now out of comebacks. She thumped herself back onto the floor, and he laid down right beside her. She heaved him across the room for the second time. "What is your problem?" She asked him. He looked at her. "You." He said, and she kicked him in the leg. He winced. "Ow…that hurt!" He exclaimed. She propped her legs up on an over-turned bucket. "Serves you right." She said, quite satisfied with herself. "How long have we been in here?" He asked. Alliegh sighed, now staring at the ceiling tiles and counting the holes in them. "I don't know, or care, for that matter." She said. He rolled over and grabbed her arm, looking at her watch. She tore away from him, bumping into a shelf, causing a whole bunch of empty cleaning supply bottles to fall on top of them. "Ow." Alliegh said dryly, and stood up to try the door again. Tony then noticed her PDA was clipped to her belt. He grabbed it. She turned around to face him. "Give it back." She said. He grinned at her. "No." He said. Alliegh jumped on top of his legs. "I said give it back!" She screamed. He held it out of her reach. "No." He said again. She punched him in the stomach, and he passed it to her quickly. "Maybe next time you'll listen." She said, curling up into a corner to look through what he had gone through. He was doubled over on the floor, trying to regain his wind. "That really hurt." He said. She smiled at him. "Good. I wanted it to." She said. Tony sighed, and sat up. It was clear to them both that they weren't getting out of that closet any time soon.
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