Before I begin with yet another hilarious chapter, I must say something to Theoretical.

A Note To Theoretical- By: Alliegh Taylor

Dear Theoretical,

It is most unfortunate that while you were reading this story that milk sprayed out your nose. I must agree that it is not a pleasant feeling. My deepest sympathy goes to you, and I will, for you, in this chapter, mention cookies with various toppings, and penguins. Also, a certain special something will happen to Palmer.

Okay, enough with my sympathy notes…on with the party! Err- I mean chapter. You heard nothing about a party…but please bring some cookies with you!


Alliegh was asleep peacefully in her bed, dreaming away.

"Hey, McGee, pass me one of those cookies!" Alliegh yelled at McGee. McGee looked at her. "The strawberry cookie?" He asked. Alliegh nodded, and McGee passed her a giant, strawberry covered cookie. A penguin came running around the corner. Gibbs and it started dancing. Palmer then came around the corner on an examination table with wheels, his hands and feet bound. He had a human head stuck in his mouth. Everyone was dancing and celebrating. Kate stopped for a moment. "So, did you get the hole dug yet?" She asked Tony. Tony nodded. Palmer looked rather alarmed. They wheeled him out to the front of the office to a hole in the middle of the lawn. They all grabbed onto the table and tilted him off of it into the hole. They filled it up with whipped cream, and spread some grass seed on top of it. They then danced around outside until Director Morrow came out to tell them that "if they were going to party, that they do it inside." Abby then rushed through the door with little blue hats for everyone, and they paraded down the street wearing them.

Alliegh woke with a start, her head pounding, and her thoughts cloudy. Her throat was sore, and her nose was plugged up. "That was really weird…" She said to herself, going off to the bathroom to take her medication. She walked out to the kitchen to get herself a glass of water, when she saw headlights in her driveway through the living room window. "That's funny. I didn't invite anyone over." She thought. The headlights disappeared, and soon after, there was a knock on the door. Alliegh looked down at what she was wearing. Her NCIS t-shirt, and her underwear. She was wearing her slippers, too, but in her case, it wasn't helping her out much. She clambered tiredly over to the door, and opened it, closing her eyes as she did. She really didn't want to know who was on the other side. "Alliegh? You okay?" Gibbs asked. Alliegh's heart skipped a beat. She opened her eyes hesitantly. "Uh, yeah, great." She said, sniffling. She then realized that she had just sucked a whole mouthful of snot into her mouth. She stood there, a look of disgust on her face. Gibbs arched an eyebrow and looked at her. "Want to spit that out before you puke? Or were you planning on swallowing it?" He said, moving to the side so Alliegh could spit it outside. "Gladly." She said, with it still in her mouth. She spit it into her garden. "So, uh, want to come in for some coffee or orange juice…or some NyQuil?" She asked. Gibbs smiled, and kept looking at what she was wearing to see if his eyes were second-guessing him or not. Alliegh took notice. "Uh, yeah. Sorry I'm not wearing a little more. I wasn't expecting company." She said. Just then, another set of headlights appeared in Alliegh's driveway. It was Tony. He walked up the walkway, and noticed that Gibbs was standing in the doorway. He froze in his tracks. Alliegh looked at him, and then at Gibbs, and then sniffed again. She was starting to feel a little bit lightheaded. Tony smiled at Alliegh, and nodded at Gibbs. "I'll come back." He said. Alliegh shook her head. "No, you get back here. Gibbs was just stopping in to see how I was doing. Get over here, hun." She said. Tony smiled at her, and walked right past Gibbs, and into Alliegh's house. Alliegh smiled. Gibbs nodded at her and smiled. "Well, I'll see you tomorrow at work, if you're feeling up to it." He said. Alliegh touched his arm. "Listen, don't lose any sleep over me being sick. I'm fine. I'll be at work tomorrow…doped up on NyQuil or not, I'll be there." She said. He smiled and got into his car, speeding out of his driveway. Alliegh watched him speed down the road, and shook her head and laughed. She walked back into her house, locking the door as she closed it. She walked over to the couch and sat down beside Tony and cuddled up to him. "So, how you feeling?" He asked. Alliegh smiled as he put his arm around her. "I'm feeling awesome now that you're here." She said, drifting off to sleep. In about five minutes, Alliegh was snoring softly, and Tony was still sitting there. He decided that it was best that he stayed, and he himself drifted off to sleep- her perfume being the last thing he smelled before nodding off.


So...Theoretical, did you enjoy my mention of penguins, cookies, and Palmer being put in a hole?

I thought you would.

Did everyone else enjoy this chapter?

Are you positive?

What will happen when Alliegh wakes up?

What will happen when Gibbs finds out Tony stayed the night?

When will Abby get her revenge?

Are you sure you enjoyed this chapter?

Good. I enjoyed writing it. Another note to DiNozzoFan: I am in slight "Twilight" denial. Kate will be alive forever and ever in my little world. And I like living in my little world- so there! Ha! Well, I like updating quickly, because all of you readers like it. So therefore, you shall get another update from me in the following hours.

These hours are:

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If these hours are an inconvenience to you, I am very sorry. But now...

The people that are supposed to take me to the place with the funny jackets for crazy people are here, and I have to go hide in my closet...again. It's a weird coinsidence that everytime my mother uses the phone, they seem to turn up... (lol, totally kidding!) But anyways, don't forget to review. I enjoy reviews:-D Have a good day or night, or whenever you read this time.