Disclaimer: I still don't own DNAngel. Proof: Krad doesn't wake up beside Sato. nods Stefan "Skye Fiinix" Virroci and Cicero F. Kahran appear c/o Rokuryu Studios 2005.
Author's note: Ok, so far, so good. I gots reviews so, thanks for those who did. Someone mentioned they got confused so I thought a glossary might be handy.

Mary Sue – An OC usually paired up with a canon character. Usually made by some rabid fangirl or another, tends to be annoyingly perfect in every single way. May have kickasz powahs.

BRA – The Bishonen Rescue Agency, an agency composed of fangirls who have, in one way or another, wisened up and have joined the crusade against manic fangirls and mary sues. Their field agent is Cicero Kahran, herself once a Mary Sue.

With that done with, I think we can get back to fic now.
Hiwatari and the Mary Sue Hunt

Three figures walked down the street. The two boys stayed behind as the agent walked a couple of steps before them with her hands in her pockets, amber eyes scanning the scene for any sign of a Mary Sue. She let out a deep sigh and shook her head. Cicero would've rather wanted to do the hunt on her own but every good agent knows that a Mary Sue only comes out when a bishonen is in the area.
It would be good to educate these guys.
"You two ok there?" she asked, smiling and turning to her two companions. Satoshi merely adjusted his glasses and turned away. Daisuke in turn nodded rapidly and stared off into the opposite direction. With another half-hearted sigh, she turned her attention to the streets. Who knew really if there was a Sue in the area? Maybe headquarters gave her a false alarm.
But the alarms were never wrong.
Maybe the Sue heard she was coming and decided to hide.
Cicero couldn't help but let out a loud "ha!" at the very thought. Now that sounded like a feasible explanation. He could be wrong, though. Mary Sues jad this tendency to be hard headed when faced with a bishonen they liked.
Amber eyes turned back to the two males. The agent wondered just who the Sue was after. Her gaze wandered over to Daisuke. A redhead to the most literal of extents, nice bubbly personality, soft heart, must be nice. His partner Dark was a common target for the vermin. There were at least three… four sues out for him last she checked. Her gaze then drifted over to Satoshi. Bluenette, not exactly gifted with twenty-twenty vision but some people found the glasses hot, serious, a bit cold, maybe he was the target. Who knew? Sues weren't picky.

As she mused, a sudden scream came from before them. The high pitch seemed so melodious, so perfect in tone, it seemed as if it was a scream that came from the angels above. There was no denying it.
"Keep yer eyes open, boys! Here she comes!" Cicero cried.
Soon enough, there she was indeed: a figure of the most absolute perfection. Gelden hair shimmered in the morning sun as It shone with an ethereal light, obviously cared for by the most effective of conditioners and perfumed with the strongest of shampoos. Her eyes shimmered like deep sapphires tinged with tears and sorrow. She was rather tall, lanky and beautiful as all Sues were, long limbed and pale of skin. She was clothed in a sleeveless top and a miniskirt, showing off her deathly slender legs and probably more skin than necessary. A crowd composed of bullies, perverts, pedophiles, wicked stepmothers/stepfathers, school jocks, geeks, an entire football team, a fruit vendor, a ramen cart owner, a hooded bunny, a cat and a squirrel gave chase.
Cicero could feel a twitch developing in her right eye. All mary sues made her twitch, anyway. She twitched as the sue ran. She twitched as the sue fell. She twitched as the sue turned their way. "Help…. Me…!" she cried as she promptly passed out. The agent sighed and shook her head.
Amber eyes turned up as she saw Satoshi staring blankly at the Mary Sue. "Oh no…" she groaned. "Hi… Hiwatari-kun…?" Daisuke asked, taking his friend's hand. No response. "Oh sh…" Cicero grumbled. "We've lost him, Daisuke.. Sooner or later, he's gonna go over there and be all OOC and save her." Daisuke's eyes widened in sheer terror. This was indeed horrible. Daisuke grabbed Satoshi by the shoulders and began to furiously shake him. "Hiwatari-kun! Hiwatari-kun, snap out of it!" he cried.

Cicero shook her head. "No good, kid. We gotta knock him out or something before he gets to her." She advised. "Let go of me, Daisuke… don't you see someone's in trouble…?" Satoshi asked in a nearly zomble-like tone.
It was too late.
They had lost him.
"Kahran-san, what do we do?" Daisuke asked. "The only thing we can do for now." Cicero replied, latching herself onto Satoshi's leg as the blunette began to make his way toward the fallen Sue.
"I'll hold him down. You find something to knock him out with!"
"Alright!" cried a voice from deep within Daisuke.
"DAAKU!" both Daisuke and Cicero cried in irritation.
The agent blinked. It was amazing what bishonen could accomplish under the spell of a Mary Sue. Hiwatari Satoshi, a boy a few years younger than her had begun to successfully drag her along with him toward what he was made to think was his future wife.
"DAISUKEEE! DO SOMETHING!" Cicero cried.
Daisuke blinked, looking around for something, anything he could use. A steel pipe might prove fatal. Rocks could kill him too. A hammer was too much. "DAISUKE!" Cicero called out. Satoshi was nearing the mary sue. If he helped her up, then all was lost. The mission would have been a failure.

Cicero braced herself. Something in her told her that she should have taken the revolver Hisui offered her before she left for the mission. She shut her eyes and hung on for dear life.
Suddenly, all movement stopped.
Someone had stopped Satoshi from moving.
Blinking, she turned her gaze upward. A man clothed in completely white held a two-by-four in his hand and a smirk on his lips. "Skye!" Cicero cried happily, more than relieved to see her partner. Skye picked up the ko'ed Satoshi and slung him over his shoulder as one would a rag doll. Daisuke came around, lugging what seemed to be a rock. He too blinked up at the male. "Who…?" he began to ask when Cicero tugged at his sleeve. The Sue was coming to and it was best they get moving before he too was "charmed. "Introductions later. Let's get going." She smiled.

End of Chapter 2-

Well, that was fun.
Will the BRA be able to rescue Hiwatari from the Sue's powers?
Did that two-by-four hurt?
Will Cicero have to bring the boys to the headquarters?
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