Disclaimers: I still don't own DNAngel. Krad still isn't screwing Satoshi stupid, is he? Cicero F Kahran and Stefan "Skye Fiinix" Virocci appear c/o Rokuryu Studios. The Bishonen Rescue Agency (BRA) is a joint concept between a few friends of mine and myself. Agents mentioned within this chapter and the following chapters are based on actual writers and companions of mine who have agreed to be in the BRA.
Author's Note: I may have need for more agents. Anyone interested? Let me know in yer comments.

Hiwatari and the Mary Sue Hunt

Skye lay the limp body down on the bed. "Sorry I had to do that." He sighed, running fingers gently through his own silver hair in frustration. Cicero shook her head, waiting for Daisuke to enter the room before shutting the door behind him. "It's no problem. If you didn't whack him with that two-by-four, that Sue coulda taken him off." She replied, curling up in an armchair.

The agent and her partner had brought the unconscious Commander to their apartment room not too far from the boys' school. Daisuke settled in a chair located beside the bed.
"Will… will he be alright..?" he asked, looking up at Skye.

"He'll be fine…" Skye replied, rolling his shoulders and heading to the kitchen.

Cicero folded her legs beneath her, watching Daisuke with the smallest smile. "Worried about your friend?" she chuckled. Daisuke merely nodded, staring at the carpeted floor behind his feet. "What do you expect? I knocked him over the head with a plank of wood." Skye smirked, coming back into the room with nothing more than a pair of pants on, a towel over his shoulder and a cool glass of water in his hand. Silver hair fell slack over his bare chest and a pair of silver wings flared from behind him.

Daisuke and Cicero couldn't help but stare.

Skye raised an eyebrow. "What?" he demanded, blinking. Daisuke shook his head and turned his gaze back down to the floor. Cicero merely smirked in reply. Suddenly, the three heard a groan from the bed.

"He's coming to!" Daisuke cried, standing.

Cicero pulled herself from the chair and to the side of the bed opposite where Daisuke sat. "Mebbe knocking him out nulled the effects of the Mary Sue's aura.." she mused, eyes trained on the bluenette. Sapphire eyes met ruby as the Commander sat up.

"Where… am I, Daisuke…?" he asked, massaging his temples.

The agent pulled a leg up and folded it beneath her form. "Your name is Hiwatari Satoshi, commander of the local police force against the Phantom Thief Dark. He is your classmate, Niwa Daisuke. My name is Cicero, an agent of the Bishonen Rescue Agency and this is my partner, Skye Fiinix. Is all of this familiar to you?" she asked. Satoshi merely nodded.

He scanned the room in what seemed to be a frantic search for something. "L… Lily!" he cried suddenly. "Who?" Cicero, Skye and Daisuke demanded almost at the same time. "Who the hell's Lily?" Cicero asked, eyebrow rose quizzically.

Daisuke merely shrugged.

"The sue…" Skye murred softly.

"Uso…" Cicero groaned, shaking her head. "This is NOT happening!" Maybe she was losing her touch. She was the best field agent… nay, the ONLY field agent the BRA had to offer and she had lost this bishonen to the Mary Sue.

It wouldn't happen.

She'd rescue Satoshi even if it cost her her badge.

Amber eyes turned to Skye. "Stefan. Go out there and hunt down our Sue. I'll call headquarters." She ordered. Skye smirked rather confidently, delivering a salute.. He liked it when his partner called her by his real name. It showed she meant business.

Usually, heads rolled when his partner meant business.

Cicero pulled herself up from where she sat and made her way to the phone. "Wait.. Kahran-san! What… what do I do?" Daisuke asked, taking Satoshi's hand. The agent turned to him, taking the wireless phone off its cradle. "You stay by his side and try to keep his senses together. Try to talk him back into reality. As far as you two are concerned, Lily does NOT exist!" she ordered.

Dialing furiously, she waited until someone picked up the phone. "Hisui?" the agent asked, leaning against a wall. "We need a Retrieval unit here asap. One of the Sues got our client."

Meanwhile, Skye wandered the streets, remaining in the same alleyway where he had met up with his partner. "She's gotta be around here somewhere… Sues don't disappear into thin air…" he grumbled, leaning back against the cold stone wall.

"Sir…?" asked a timid voice.

Skye turned to see a pair of perfect blue eyes. Quickly, he spun to the direction of the sound, revolver in hand, cocked and ready. "Oh shit…" said the same voice. "And here I thought you were that Hiwatari boy."

Silver eyes narrowed at the girl. "That's the problem with you sues… you guys seem so sweet and innocent on the outside but deep inside you're cold hearted bitches trying to break apart a perfectly good yaoi pair." Skye groaned, revolver still turned to the girl. "You know your powers won't work on me…"

"I'm not canon(1) yet."

A small smirk crossed the earlier sweet face. "That's the problem with you OCs.(2) Not as vulnerable. But wait and see, Skye. Wait til The Cleansing(3) becomes a hit!" the Sue laughed and disappeared in the most cliché way possible.

END OF CHAPTER 3-

1 Canon – Characters that actually exist in a series

2 OC – Original Character, usually have a storyline of their own

3 The Cleansing – A post-apocalyptic plot where Skye actually belongs. Prologue and Chapter One available on plugging, folks)

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