Disclaimer: I don't own DNAngel but I do own this horrible backache and my therapy bills. Cicero F. Kahran and Stefan "Skye Fiinix" Virocci appear c/o Rokuryu Studios. Authors mentioned here belong to themselves.

Author's Notes: Yes, I now take therapy for my lower back. Ah well… at least it ain't fatal. I haven't updated for a while, haven't I? Well, I blame my internet connection for timing out. –sighs- Anyway, on with the fic. By the by, I've come up with several other SueHunts and I've decided to call them (collectively) The BRA Sue Saga. Look out for one in the Shaman King area and the YGO section.

Hiwatari and the Mary Sue Hunt

As soon as the Commander was properly bathed, the group of agents resumed their little therapy session in the same room they had "cleansed" him in. Dri, K, Yuri and a few other agents were settled in couches as Cicero paced before Satoshi who was made to sit in a large satin armchair. Another agent named Hikari had joined Daisuke behind the one way mirror. Skye had been called to the room to aid his agent.

Amber eyes narrowed at rather blank sapphire.

Cicero grunted as she began to pace before the commander.

"Now then…" she began. "Who the hell is Lily?" At mention of the name, Satoshi seemed to show a measure of emotion. "Lily?" he asked, in a near frenzy. "Where… where is she? Is she alright? I must get to her!" Cicero merely rolled her eyes. "This is the BRA, honey and I'm an agent. I'm asking the questions here!" she barked. A few agents behind them flinched. Sey rarely lost her temper against a bishonen.

She indeed meant business.

Amber eyes narrowed once more. "Now tell me. Who. Is. Lily?" Her voice was cold and calculating, eyes angered in irritation. Satoshi turned to her with the same sort of arrogance. "Lily is my Lily! We were childhood sweethearts! We've known each other since we was three and then she moved away but now she's back and we're gonna marry!" he cried.

Skye raised an eyebrow and turned to his partner. "Not good." He observed. Cicero turned to him with a curious look. Skye turned his attention to his partner. "The sue's aura is making him have bad grammar and run on sentences." Cicero sighed and shook her head.

This was a bad sign.

A gasp ran through the room a moment later. Cicero's hand stung as it swept over Satoshi's cheek in what was a rather hard slap. Just to bring him back to his senses. "There is no Lily in your reality. And as soon as you're back to normal…" She began most firmly.

"We too do not exist."

The agents behind her nodded.

Cicero glared at Satoshi. This was becoming even more difficult it seemed. "Listen. You do NOT love Lily." She argued. "Absolutely right." Skye agreed, drawing dangerously close to Satoshi. "You love me!" he cried.

And with that, Skye kissed the Commander so deeply…

Yaoi fans in the BRA couldn't help but stare.

The sound of another slap rang through the room. This time, Skye's cheek stung and all Cicero felt was the warm glow of triumph. "Wrong Satoshi, Skye." The agent smirked and turned back to Hiwatari who seemed to fume with the indignity of being kissed by a man.

"Gomen…" Skye groaned.

Cicero turned back to Satoshi. "Not in your wildest dreams do you have a woman you fancy!" she cried. "Not even that Harada freak?" asked an agent from the back. "Yes, not even that Harada freak." Cicero confirmed. The agent blinked, watching her senior rather curiously. "But who are we to say that Hiwatari-kun isn't in love with Risa-san?" she asked, placing her hands on her lap.

Cicero's eyes shimmered as she turned to the agent.

"For the sake of my sanity, he's not." She growled and turned her attention back to Satoshi. "Well, since the Sue's got him good, the best we can do right now is to milk him for information." She sighed.

Skye nodded and pulled out a small notebook.

With the information, they could pull together a strike team.

A sue was at large and it wasn't good.

That night, Cicero, Skye and Daisuke watched over Satoshi. It took a few tranquilizer shots but the Commander was finally asleep in the bed they had provided for him. "Kahran-san…? Will he be alright?" Daisuke asked. Cicero leaned against the doorframe with a yawn. "Yeah, he'll be fine, kiddo. I'm sure." She replied. The agent wasn't sure if she was lying through her teeth, though. Who knew what this sue could do? Who knew just how powerful it was?

The three watched on in silence until Cicero pulled herself away from the wall. "Well, we're calling it a night, Niwa-kun. I'm going to form a strike team tomorrow and Skye's gonna keep Satoshi here for more therapy. I could bring ya home tomorrow if you want." She offered.

Daisuke merely looked up. "Thank you but no thanks, Kahran-san." He smiled before turning his attention back to Satoshi. "I'd rather stay here and make sure Hiwatari-kun will be alright."

Cicero smiled back. "Suit yerself, kid. Skye, I'm going ta bed." She smirked and walked off, her partner following after her. With no company left in the room, Daisuke turned his attention back to his sleeping friend.

"I hope they get you back to normal, Hiwatari-kun…" he sighed.

"They don't know what normal are, Niwa-kun…"

Daisuke's ruby eyes widened as Satoshi sat up from bed. "Hiwatari-kun! Yokatta! You're alright!" he smiled, happily embracing his friend. "Will you help me, Niwa-kun? Help me to returns to my one true love?" Saotshi asked. Daisuke winced at the bad grammar, a sure sign the sue's aura still remained in him. "B… but.. Hiwatari-kun… the agents said…" Daisuke protested.

"Forget what the agent's said." Saotshi hissed, cutting him off.

"Help me escape, Niwa-kun." He repeated. Daisuke nibbled his own lower lip nervously. He knew Satoshi was ill but when a friend asked you to do something for them, then you did it.

END OF CHAPTER SIX-

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