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LET THE STORY CONTINUE!

The Twisted

"Emily!" Carmelita yelled. She ran up and down the streets searching frantically for Emily. "Emily!" Carmelita yelled again.

How could you just leave her? Caremelita screamed in her head. Stupid raccoon can't even stay put for one week! Carmelita checked each dark alley way.

She then came up to a store called "Candy Land." "Maybe she went in there?" Carmelita said, out of breath. She opened the door hearing a little tingling noise when she opened it.

An old brown female owl wearing a purple suit looked up from the counter. "Why hello ma'am, what can I do for you today?" the owl said. "Have you seen a little white kitten with blonde hair and blue eyes? Her name is Emily Johnson!" Carmelita said.

"Excuse me?" a voice said behind Carmelita. Carmelita turned around to meet the gaze of a green eyed female white cat. She had dark brown hair and was wearing jeans and a blue shirt and by her side was a little white male kitten with blue eyes similar to Emily's and light brown hair. He was wearing blue shorts and a yellow shirt.

"Did you say "Emily Johnson"?" the female cat asked. She looked about 15 and the male kitten looked around 9. "Yes." Carmelita said slowly. The female cat dropped the bag of M&M's and stared at Carmelita with horror and anger mixed together.

" That's my little sister." she said slowly.

"Ah!" Sly, Bently, and Murray yelled in surprise. Murray hit the brakes sending the van into a screeching halt.

"Whoa!" Emily said lurching forward and landing on Sly's lap. Sly looked down to see a little white kitten with blonde hair and blue eyes wearing a blue blouse and white shirt (she doesn't wear the same thing every day you know!).

"What the?" Sly said. "Fweaze! Your all undwr awest!" Emily yelled, giggling uncontrollably.

"Where did she come from?" Bently asked. "Outswide" Emily said. Sly and Bently looked at Murray. "I didn't let her in!" Murray said.

Emily got up and out of Sly's lap and pointed the plastic gun at Sly. "Fweaze!" she yelled again pulling the trigger. But all that came out was a low tick sound.

"Wha?" Emily said. "I think it's a fake" Bently said. "A fwake?" Emily said slowly. Then she started to cry.

"WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"

"What!" Carmelita said. But the female cat didn't answer. She lurched at Carmelita and grabbed her by the collar and slammed Carmelita into the desk.

"Where's my sister!" the cat yelled, "Where's Emily!". Carmelita was awestruck by the sudden attack from the cat. The little male cat started to cry.

"Stop that now! Teslie!" the old female owl yelled. The female cat let go of Carmelita, still glaring. The little male cat stopped crying and looked up at his big sister.

"Teslie what's wong?" he asked. Teslie, the female cat, didn't say a word but was still glaring at Carmelita. "Where's my sister." Teslie repeated. "What happened to her?"

&$#!

"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"

"Make it stop!" Murray yelled. Sly looked around the van. He couldn't see anything that would calm the kid down.

Then he thought of something. "Here kid!" Sly said, pulling out a coin in his pocket. He held it up to Emily's nose so she could see it.

Emily stopped crying and looked at the coin. "Yeah! Gimme!" Emily said. She snatched the coin away from Sly and immediately started hugging it.

"Nice thinking, Sly!" Murray said. "Who are you?" Sly asked Emily. Emily opened her eyes and looked at Sly. "I'm Emily! Who aw you?" Emily said. "Sly Cooper, that's Bently and that's Murray." Sly said.

"How did you get in here?" Bently asked. "I snuck in." Emily said, giggling. Sly and Bently glared at Murray. "What?" Murray said, "I didn't know she got in!"

Sly sighed. "What are we suppose to do with her?" Sly asked. "We could take her to the hideout for now." Murray said. "From there I could find out were her parents are." Bently said.

Sly sighed again then looked up at Emily who was still hugging the coin. Then he looked at Bently, "Could I borrow your bandanna?" Sly asked.

$&(

"So she's just gone, like that?" Teslie asked. Carmelita, Teslie and Teslie's little brother, Robert, were in Carmelita's patrol car. Carmelita had just explained everything that had happened.

"Are your parents home?" Carmelita asked. "No, there on a trip to India to see my sick aunt." Teslie said. "Hmmmm, where does Emily like to go most of all?" Carmelita asked.

Teslie looked down, thinking. "I know!" Robert said from the back seat. Teslie and Carmelita looked back. "What?" they said in unison.

"Pizza Planet!"

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"It's all dark!" Emily squealed.

Sly had put Bently's bandanna around Emily's eyes so their hideout would be a secret. But by doing so he got smacked in the nose from Emily.

"The kid can sure hit!" Sly said, rubbing his nose. Murray and Bently were trying to hold down their laughter when Emily said, "Get this thing off me!"

"Sorry Emily, but we have to keep our hideout a secret." Sly said. Emily crossed her arms and sat on the floor of the van. "Me don't like dark!" Emily said.

"Are you afraid of the dark?" Bently asked. "No! Me just don't like it!" Emily said.

Sly was reminded of another female who tried to cover up her fear like Emily. He smiled at the thought of that one.

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Pizza Planet here we come! Way back where cheese comes from!

Midnight: That makes no sense.

Don't it?

Midnight: No.

Anyways, I hope you guys enjoyed it! And yet again,

Midnight: NO! NOT AGAIN!

THIS CHAPTER HAS TWO OLD CHAPTERS IN IT BECAUSE THEIR SO SHORT I HAD TO DO SOMETHING ABOUT THERE SHORTY SHORTNESS! Read and review people! SEE YA NEXT CHAPTER!

Midnight: (banging head on desk) WHY (Bang!) DO YOU (Bang!) HAVE TO (Bang!) DO THAT EVERY STINK'IN TIME! (Bang! Bang! Bang!)

Cause I have to! And I like to see you hurt yourself!

Midnight: (Twitches) I'll get you for this! (Bang!)