I love this chapter. The destruction of Kurama and Nissi commences. Well, not destruction as in the relationship but...forget it, you'll see in a moment or two or three or never if you're not reading this. Yet another chapter plotted by all of the Destinies here in Japan. Heheheh. Well, enjoy!

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Chapter Two

"Week one of too many to count is finished!" Meagan rejoices, plopping down on the couch.

"My brain hurts..." Olivia moans, rubbing her skull tenderly.

"Hey, where's Nissi?" Vanessa scans the room for her tiny friend.

"Mm...she's going out with Kurama tonight."

Vanessa grins as a particularly wicked thought comes into her mind. Her face lights up and she calls the attention to her as she explains her perfectly wicked idea. "I have the best idea ever. You know how we didn't pull any pranks on Kurama over the summer? Like...we made Yusuke wear a bra, we covered Hiei in make-up, and you guys made me kiss Kuwabara. But we didn't do anything to Kurama. SO I propose that we...get Nissi and Kurama drunk and stick them in the same bed for a night! And then when they wake up, they won't know if they did anything or not!"

o.0 The Destinies grin wickedly and come close together for further plotting. Of course, there are going to be complications when you're talking about the smartest couple of the Destinies. For instance, there is no way in the seven hells that they were actually going to get Nissi drunk, because that would be like destroying her innocence. And as for Kurama...how the heck were they supposed to get him to drink anything spiked with liquor? He is a fox demon, after all, and they possess exceptional hearing and smelling abilities. The three ponder for several moments before Vanessa remembers one particular incident in her life.

"Anestetic (1) would work pretty well, I'd think. When I broke my thumb they gave me some of that stuff and I was out for eight hours. But we'd have to sneak into the hospital to get some..."

Meagan and Olivia glance at each other, "Would you like the job of creating a distraction, or will I do it?"

"I WANT TO DO IT!" Vanessa waves, pointing at herself. "ME, ME, ME!"

"What are you screaming about, onna?" Hiei enters, looking particularly cross. "Would you do the world a favor and sew your mouth shut?"

"Ah, Vanessa--you and Meagan work out the details while I explain to Hiei here what we're doing, okay?" Olivia jumps up, dragging the enraged fire demon out of the room with her. "Must you be so obnoxious all the time, Hiei?"

"Me? That's rich, coming from you and your crazy friends."

"Yeah? Well, me and my crazy friends saved your butt as I recall. You wouldn't be here if it weren't for me and my crazy friends!" Olivia snaps, pushing him down onto her bed. He stares at her, angry. "Now listen. We want to play a prank on Nissi and Kurama. Will you help us?"

"No."

"Hiei! Please?" she wails, shaking his arm lightly. He touches her forehead suddenly, making her let go. "Consider it your payment for us saving your life. Please?"

"No."

Sighing, Olivia wraps her arms tightly around his waist, "You've forced me to do this. I won't let go until you say yes."

"...yes. I will help you," Hiei growls, trying to avoid an argument.

"Yay! Thank you Hiei!" Olivia kisses him before dragging him back into the living room. "Hey guys, Hiei wants to help!"

"Help with what?" Yusuke and Kuwabara come in, dropping their things.

Meagan eyes the bags warily, "What's in there?"

"Our stuff for the weekend. You guys still have to train, you know," Yusuke gives Meagan a hug. "Now...help with what?"

Smiles grace the Destinies lips as they explain their evil plan.

Hai, hai: I know it is short. But Chapter 3 is going to be soooooo looooong, so I thought I'd save my poor hands some energy. (stomach rumbles) I need food...Eh? Oh, sorry! Chapter Three to be up soon! Bye! (waves)

(1) I don't know how to spell it and WordPad doesn't have the auto-correct stuff so yeah...but you know: it's the stuff they use to drug you up before operations and such.