Inuyasha: Enter the Crack
"HHHHHMMMMM…. this seems like a nice place. It's nice and dark…… Perfect… OH NO! HOLY CRAP!"
Once upon a time a wondering crack dealer walked upon Kagome's shrine and thought "This is a perfect place to sell my crack. It is dark and out of the way." Little did he know that the well was a portal to feudal Japan. He was getting all high and he tripped and fell down the well to feudal Japan. "HMMM…" He thought to himself. "There aren't many people here my sails will be good." "Kagome look at that strange man over there! Lets go check him out. HEY! Mister!" "Hello! Inuyasha said. Try some of this!" said the mysterious man. "Mommy always told me not to take stuff from strangers TEE HEE." Said Inuyasha. "I'm Billy Joe Bob Harris. Now we know each other." "OK." Set it on fire and smoke it." "Ok"
(Puff puff puff)
0o
"Whoa this is weird! What is this stuff? WHOA I'm seeing triples here." Randomly Naraku steals some crack and smokes it. After he smoked it he ran around in circles chasing the pink unicorns that call him a bumgorf. He ran into a tree and died. Kagome and the others were like YAY NARAKU IS DEAD! And Inuyasha was like HAHAHAHA DID YOU GUYS SEE THAT S#T! Inuyasha walks up to Kagome and says "I'll give you a hundred dollars if you take off all your clothes off." Inuyasha dies of SIT tramma and a knife or two to the head. Kagome went over to the crack dealer and said, 'Gimmie soma that FOOL!"
(puff puff puff)
Oo
"Look you guys! Colors! Unicorns! Rusty Wallace! DINOMITE!" Sango and Miroku start to puff. They get pretty high. Kagome lights the twenty pounds of dynamite she has in her backpack. She just goes up into the air and blows to chunks. One of Kagome's eyes lands on Sango, Sango's all like "HAHAHAHA!"
Sango was all like "ROUND!" Miroku didn't know what she meant by round until she jumped on his head and started tap dancing. Once she had him on the ground she started kicking him so hard the ground started shaking. Sesshoumaru walks up and says, "STOP! STOP! YOU'RE GOING TO BLOW UP THE WHOLE PLANET STOP!
BOOM
The planet cracks in half. The only two survivors were Shippo and Kirara. Kirara goes into a meteor and plans her WORLD DOMINATION on the next planet they land on. She decides to eat Shippo. A while later she coughs him up as an evil hairball monster. Together they take over the planets of DRAGON BALL Z! MWHAHAHAHAHA!
THE END