A/N Hey guys it's me again! Don't worry, I haven't abandoned my other story, I just like Fred and George, so I decided to write about them! I hope you like it!

Disclaimer: haven't we been through this? Me no own, you no sue.

"Wake up, George! Its time to go grace the other members of the Weasley clan with our presence! Rise and shine sleepy head!"

"I don't want to rise, or shine. All I want to do is go back to sleep and continue dreaming… "

"Come on George! It is a b-e-a-utiful day!"

"Shut up or I'll hex you."

"Don't be so grouchy."

"Then stop being so happy all the time."

"Fine. I'll go and eat mum's delicious breakfast without you. And I'll make sure not to leave any leftovers."

"Ok! Gosh. I'll get up! No need to threaten me."

"Here you go. You have your socks on the wrong feet George."

"There are right socks and left socks?"

"I suppose so, yes."

"Wow. I guess you do learn something new everyday."

While on their way down to the kitchen, they managed to trip Ginny, lock Percy in his room, and shove Ron into the wall, causing the window to break. When they got down to the kitchen, they found their mum making breakfast. Ginny came down and pushed Fred. Percy came down and pushed George. Ron came down and tackled both of them.

"Boys! Stop fighting this instance! Honestly! Sometimes I wonder if your teenagers or toddlers!"

"You mean you can't tell? Honestly, sometimes I wonder if your our real mother!" said George in a voice that sounded uncannily like his mothers.

"Excuse me Gerald, but could you kindly pass the sugar?" asked Percy in his annoying Percy voice.

"Indeed dear Percival and a jolly good morning to you. I do hope that tea will wake you up." Replied George in an annoyingly Percy voice.

"Thank you very much. It's nice to see that one of you has grown up a bit." He said while taking a sip of his tea.

"GAH! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO THIS TEA GEORGE!IT TATES LIKE BLOOD!"

"Well, next time you talk to us, make sure you have the right twin, and always watch what you eat or drink in this house."

"Honestly. You've lived with us your whole life

"Although we've tried hard to drive you out

"And you still haven't learned not to trust us?"

"I'm impressed

"At how dull

"You can be

"At times."

"Do you know how annoying it is when you finish each others sentences? O, and don't pick on you brother, its not nice." Said Mr. Weasley behind the newspaper.

"Come on Dad, seriously, look us in the eye and tell us you're not thinking, 50,000 years of human evolution, and this is what turned out?" asked George.

On their way up, they managed to push Percy down three flights of stairs, (I love these hundred flight of stairs!) placed a diseased gnome in Ginny's bed (it looks a bit like Percy), and sick the ghoul in the attic on Ron.

It had been a good morning for the evil Weasley twins.