Koga's Gone Crazy!
One peaceful day in feudal Japan Inuyasha and his friends were walking through a forest when Inuyasha caught a scent he disliked very much. It was the stench of Koga and Sake, a lot of it. Koga is the leader of the Wolf Tribe. He was usually running very fast, but today he was staggering around like a retarded Wallaby (a kangaroo like animal). Everybody looked at him in a funny way. He said, "What are you guys lookin at?" He sounded like a drunken retard. Kagome asked if he was drunk and he said "What dose it look like mom?" "MOM? IM NOT YOUR MOM!" "ehhhhhhhh I'm tanked." (Koga faints.) He wakes up the next day with a hangover from hell.
W-Where am I? "You got drunk as hell." Replied Inuyasha. "Where is my Kagome?" "SHE IS NOT YOUR KAGOME! SHE'S MINE!" "YEAH RIGHT INUYASHA!" "ASK HER YOURSELF YOU $$HOLE!" "FINE MAYBE I WILL!" "Oh sweet Kagome!" Koga yelled. "What Koga?" "Is what that mutt said true?" To his surprise she said yes. "WHAT!" this caused Koga to get very angry.
Next thing you know he's foaming out of the mouth. He was running around aimlessly in circles. He kept running until he hit a tree so hard he died… No I'm just yankin ya, but he did run into a tree. He got back up. He had a dazed look on his face. He just stood there… Koga broke the awkward silence and said "Screw you guys! You need to respect my authority! (He said it like Cartman from South Park)
It was time for Kagome to go back home. When she got into the house it was a wreck. She was starting to get worried. It looked like a robbery…. Then she walked into her living room……….. There she saw Koga chewing on her sofa still foaming out of the mouth. He looked up at Kagome and started running around the house.
Kagome picked up a golden bat that was bent and she put on golden roller blades, and dressed like 'Lil Slugger! KAGOME WAS 'LIL SLUGGER! (Paranoia Agent) She thought Koga had been driven into a corner and had nowhere to go. So Kagome 'lil slugged Koga.
Koga woke up in a little shack in feudal Japan. Or so he thought and he woke up to see………………………………………………………………………………………………………………….………RUSTY WALACE!
THE END