I can here you all now "About fucking time you update". My apologies, I wasn't feeling well.

Chapter w/e this is: Surfing U.S.A.

The convoy of cars pulled up to Inuori's private parking right next to the pier "OK everybody how 'bout we do the activity this city was named for?" said Menomaru, All of the students looked puzzled.

"Idiots surfing." said Inuori. Everyone agreed enthusiastically. "Bitch take down the boards."

"Yes sir, right away." replied Myoga. Everyone started laughing.

Inuyasha, Kagome, I have a special bored waiting for you two, please hold." With that Inuori ran across the street to HSS Long Boards and came out with a 12 foot long board with a wood look. All the while Menomaru was whistling hold music (like a phone when a company puts you on hold normally it's like your standard elevator music). "OK you guys ride double." said Inuori.

"Double?" asked Kagome.

"[Sigh] you Kagome and him Inuyasha surf on the same board at the same time." explained Inuori.

" I don't even know how to surf." stated Kagome.

"I know how." said Inuyasha, "when father was alive he used to take us to Hawaii all the time."

Inuori smiled, " I knew you would remember."

"Bro, do ya still have father's old jet?" asked Inuyasha.

"Ya it's laying around somewhere. If you can find it you can have it." said Inuori.

"Really!?" asked Inuyasha.

"Of course, now get out there." said Inuori while handing Inuyasha the board.

"What about you?" asked Kagome.

"The stock market is going crazy, the Euro is up, the Yen is down, I have to have some form of income." with that Inuori went to the Suburban to get his laptop.

(10 minutes later)

Menomaru and Bitch were having a bit of trouble teaching the Japanese students how to surf. Inuyasha and Kagome were having the time of their lives. Inuyasha and Kagome were coming down the face of a 15 foot wave (big) when all of the sudden they were sprayed by Inuori cutting back on a short board still with his face buried in his lap top trading. Kagome jumped up and wrapped her arms around Inuyasha, Inuyasha blushed and lost his concentration thus falling into the water with Kagome screaming. Once Inuori got in he threw his laptop like a frisbee (or boomerang if you wish) knocking out Myoga. "Damn it I only made $100,000 today (if your a very successful trader ya know what I mean). Just then a sea weed covered figure emerged from the ocean and marched up to Inuori, tapped him on the shoulder. Inuori looked over his shoulder "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Monster!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Scary!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Eat bitch instead [points at a knocked out Myoga]" Then the monster took off the sea weed to reveal.... " Oh, it's only you two, thank kami."

What the fuck do you think your doing on your laptop while surfing (he he like most of L.A. driving while talking on a cell phone)" yelled Kagome.

"Um, trying to find a wireless signal, duh" replied Inuori. (everyone on the beach) [anime fall].

After a full day of surfing some of the Japanese students finally got a hang of the basics, sadly Miroku and Sango didn't, Miroku was too busy flirting to pay attention to his instructors and Sango was too busy beating the shit out of the lech. The sun was setting. Inuyasha and Kagome were sitting on the beach next to each other. Inuori was on the end of the pier with the rest of his guest that were watching the unbeatable South Cal sunsets but Inuori had his attention on the couple sitting on the beach. Kagome looked at Inuyasha, Inuyasha looked at Kagome, they leaned closer and closer and ever so closely 'Oh kami he's going to..' thought Kagome before she could complete her thought a wave hit them knocking them both over. Inuori busted out laughing, everyone looked at him like he was insane.

" OK Menomaru these are your students take them back when you wish but dinner is at 21:00 ( 9:00), I'm cooking."

"Oh shit" said Myoga then everyone became concerned with their host's cooking. So to punish Myoga Inuori threw him off the pier and and walked off. Once Inuori made his way to Inuyasha and Kagome drying off from their most recent mishap. "Come you two." said Inuori.

"OK." they both replied.

(Next Morning)

Everyone was up and about getting themselves lost in the house except Inuori and Inuyasha were both missing.

A/N. huh a possible plot? OMG it can't be.

A/N2. 10 reviews or no next chapter

A/N.3. my writing has improved a lot, ne?