Disclaimer: See first chapter.

A/N: Roy/Ed drabble number 2! I'm on a roll! Woo!

Uh, I suppose I should warn people about the shounen-ai stuff, but uh... considering RoyEd is in the title AND the summary... I'm not going to. Anyone who clicks on it and is mad about the boy-love is too stupid for my attention oO;

2. See You Later

Edward burst into the office of Roy Mustang, looking rather pissed off. Behind him, his armored brother was trying to calm him down.

"I'm sure he was just kidding, Brother!"

Ed ignored him. "Which one of you," he said accusingly to the four people in the room, "decided that it would be funny to spread a rumor that Mustang and I were sleeping together!"

Havoc, Fuery, Breda and Farman stared blankly at the alchemist. Finally, Havoc spoke up.

"You and the colonel are sleeping together?" he asked, dumbfounded.

"Argh! No!" Edward turned and stormed out, walking briskly down the halls until he ran into someone.

"Hmm? Fullmetal? What's got you so worked up?"

Ed looked up at Roy. "They said that we're sleeping together!" he snapped, growling lightly.

"Ah," Roy said, understanding. There was a short pause, and then, "I'll still see you tonight, right?"

Edward grunted positively in reply.

A/N: Bwahaha. I wrote this in five minutes. I don't know where it came from. Oh well. I kinda like it.

Reviewer Responses!

SilvernFalcon - Yay! You reviewed! I lurve you! Hehehe. I love Ed. Not as much as Roy. But I still love him xD Hawkeye's going to shoot at him no matter what his answer is, and you know it.

Uchiha Kuraiko - Glad you found it funny :D Thank you for reviewing!

Dea Lunae - I've read one of those before. Oh wait. No I haven't. Never mind. xD Hey, maybe I'll write one! But not now. Drabbles now. DRABBLES:D Thank you for your review!

diamond-princess2006 - I guess you'll just have to wait and see ;D Oh wait. This is a drabble. I guess you won't see o.o; Or will you? Mwahaha! Thanks for your review :D

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