A/N: Dra5bble. We are 1/5 of the way there! Yay!

By the way, I'm going to start updating at noon instead of around 2 like I did the first chapters. Why? Because I'm out of school -puts on Gravitation music to celebrate- :D

5. Hometown (115 words)

Roy Mustang could count the number of times he'd been to Edward's hometown on one hand. The first time was to meet him and his brother in answer to the letter the short alchemist had sent out. The second time was again, pure business. The third time was the wedding between Alphonse Elric and Winry Rockbell (now Winry Elric).

The fourth time was for a funeral. A funeral he did not want to be at. A funeral he never expected to be at.

"Edward," he said quietly, "I realize that this probably means a lot to Al and Winry... but did you really have to drag me along to the funeral of their pet dog?"

A/N: -nervous laugh- I don't even know if I should comment on this. I killed Den. Oh. TT.TT He was a good dog. This was originally Ed's funeral, but I decided I didn't want Ed to die, so I killed Winry's dog instead. I'm so nice.

Oki Jule - Nice try. Just because I know a couple of facts about Yzak doesn't mean I can write an entire fanfiction about him. I don't know anything else! n.n; Thanks for your review, you psycho.

Dea Lunae - I'm getting this feeling that we're going to start having this long review, long response thing going on... Yes, you inspired me n.n You're 13 and you're watching adult swim? You should be punished! No I'm kidding. My brother watches it and he's 12. No he's, he's 13. But he watched it when he was 12. I would introduce you to my friends but there's that whole not knowing each other in real life thing we have to deal with. Plus, they're all into hentai yaoi and yuri and stuff not even I, a 17-year-old almost senior, should be exposed to. And they're all 15-16 years old. Heh, I have 41 drabbles already written! Haha:D I wrote 41 in three days. Now I'm sorta stuck / Eee... Haha, I'm out of school and you're not :P Corrupted me with yaoi? 16. x3 Not too long ago. This is what happened:

Sarah, Rose, Ellen, etc: YAOI YAOI YAOI!

Me: I do not see the appeal of yaoi.

:Later that night:

Me: -looking on FFN for some FMA fanfics- -sees a RoyEd one-shot- Oh, I suppose I could read this and see what's so great about it... :click:

I don't think I've read any straight fics since n.n; I get my drabbles ideas by staring at the title of the drabble until something comes up, or I just type a random sentence with that word in the title and something comes from that. My friend has a request for the one entitled "Instinct" (that's number 33) that I'm going to write. Haven't written it yet. My Ed-obsessed friend told me he was 5'00 exactly. I'm 4'11 n.n; :shorter than Ed: Good job:pats self on back: I'm full-grown. I have no excuse. My family's short! Ha! Ed wouldn't be the same if he were tall, though. Although I think, maybe once his automail's gone, he'll grow. :seen all 51 episodes: MWAHAHA. I know what happens... Whenever I write long stories, I lose interest in them unless I write on them constantly until they're finished so I don't forget about them. My reader-insertion fic on (please don't like, kill me for writing those. I hate people who are all "You write reader-inserts? Ewww!") is about 9 chapters long, and it's finished, but I wrote on it so much I nearly passed out from exhaustion. I also wrote 31 drabbles in one night the day before my algebra final and I failed the final. Heh. Oops...? n.n;; Anyway, uh, thanks for your review.

Lady Damali - No, I didn't forget about you oo You like my drabbles! And you don't like drabbles (normally)! I hope this one didn't make you hate my drabbles oo I have a few that some of my friends don't get at first, but then it hits them and they're like "Oh!" Yeah. I love those too, but I can't write them because not only will I not finish them in a decade, I won't finish them at all! Heh. Thanks for your review n.n

Marii - Heh, thanks. My first drabble turned into a story, too. Heh... Sometimes when I'm writing drabbles, I have to force myself to end them because they just keep going and going and going and going... like the Energizer Bunny:D