Crystal: I don't know what possessed me to write this... but, I suppose that it was because of that ice cream I was eating... and then suddenly I just had this idea out of the blue... -coughs- Anyway, enjoy!

Summary: He did the inevitable. Really. And for what? For the ice cream… and unintentionally the dobe. But then again, he WAS only doing it for the ice cream, right? Right. Stupid cravings… SasuNaru two-shot

Warning: LessAngsty!Sasuke, and an unfortunate ice cream bar...

Disclaimer: Nope, nothing...

Cravings - Part One

He had no idea nor it was his fault.

Really.

Seriously.

If it was anyone's fault, it should be his. No… not the guy who was trying to flirt with the meat vendor! He was talking about him, the one sitting on the bench! The one with the golden blonde hair, tanned skin, and the most clear, blue eyes he has ever seen… in other words, Uchiha Sasuke was talking about Uzumaki Naruto… the loudest shinobi in all of Konoha and the guy who's holding and eating an ice cream.

But not just any ice cream.

Oh no… it was a premium vanilla - chocolate-coated - ice cream bar, an almighty cold snack that all of the gods eat. And Naruto has it.

Whether it was because of the sun's harsh gaze or the cruelty of a lady named Fate, but today was Sasuke's day to have a craving… which was odd and awkward, especially to the black-haired genin. I mean, after all… he's an avenger, and avengers DON'T HAVE CRAVINGS! Especially for sweet desserts like a vanilla - CHOCOLATE-coated - ice cream bar, that's being devoured by the hyperactive blonde whom by the way he has come to the conclusion that he, Uchiha "The Avenger" Sasuke has a crush on.

ANYWAY, yes cravings… of all the days that he has to have a day off from missions or trainings and all that jazz, Sasuke's brain and instincts decides to have a craving. And for what, may you ask? For that vanilla, chocolate-coated ice cream bar… that's been inside Naruto's mouth, AND only in Naruto's mouth of course. Though unfortunately for Sasuke… Naruto's so naively cute that he has no idea that the black-haired shinobi has feelings for him, which was wrong, wrong, WRONG! But then again… our dear Sharingan user is very grateful that Naruto doesn't know… after all, Sasuke's The Avenger! and no avenger's going to go all mushy, gushy on someone just because they're so adorable that you can just ravish them in the streets, not caring if anyone sees you at all.

Sasuke glared at the wall that's right in front of him, trying not to stare at the blonde, who's now darting his pink tongue out, licking the white ice cream that's coming out of the chocolate shell.

This is some kind of punishment… He thought, while subconsciously his right hand twitching every five seconds. It should be a crime to eat that in public… especially when there's someone who likes you is nearby! In his opinion… he shouldn't suffer like this. He's already suffering enough, as it is! There are a tad too many fangirls around; it takes all of his self-control to not just punch a Chidori on their thickheads. He was fairly glad now that his team-mate Haruno Sakura and that friend of hers, Yamanaka Ino have finally stopped chasing after him or else all hell would break loose.

Unfortunately more for our dear, dear Sasuke… everyone can see how he's trying not to join the oblivious blonde, who was happily still eating his ice cream bar - wow, how long can you exactly eat that? In fact… they were very amused and surprised. Surprised, why? Well, just even though that Sasuke was really being impassive by this situation, his uncomfortable state was radiating off like waves! They could easily see the auras around the obsidian-eyed boy that it's not even funny.

Really.

Stupid dobe, and his stupid and ice cream, and… and… stupid cravings! Sasuke thought darkly, now crossing his arms over his chest, trying to prevent his right hand from twitching more.

He was an a-v-e-n-g-e-r, damn it! He was NOT supposed to have cravings! They're for weak people, and he, the almighty Sasuke is not weak! But then… how come his self-control over the younger blonde was slowly crumbling into tiny little pieces?

… And how come his feet were walking towards Naruto, on its own accord? Damn it!

That's not supposed to happen!

Alas for the unfortunate genin, no matter how many protests he yells in his mind, both of his legs and feet ignored him and continued to walk towards the still oblivious Naruto, who was still eating the ice cream bar that Sasuke craves to have.

"Sasuke? …Sasuke…? Are you okay? Hey! Answer me here! Teme!"

Sasuke snapped out of his - unusual - reverie and noticed that he was standing right in front of the one person he was trying to avoid. Oh shit… He tried to glare at the blonde shinobi, but Naruto being adorable like that with his head cocked to the side and with his big, wide eyes looking at him curiously, Sasuke just doesn't have the right state of mind to just… scream at the blonde!

"Are you okay, Sasuke? Do you have a fever or something?" asked a very confused Naruto while taking another lick at his precious dessert.

Oh, Damn it all to hell! Sasuke started yelling profanity into his head while Naruto, who was now worried for his best friend's health, laid a hand on the Uchiha's forehead and checked for the said boy's temperature.

"Hmm… you don't have a fever…" Naruto mused, while taking his hand away. "Maybe the heat is getting to you? I mean of course it would… you're freaking wearing a BLACK shirt in the middle of the DAY for heaven's sakes…"

Sasuke didn't listen to Naruto but watched the blue-eyed blonde's mouth as it was talking and eating the ice cream bar slowly. Now, whether it was because of that crazy, evil lady named Fate or that he was losing his sanity, Sasuke can't take it anymore. He just HAD to have some of the stupid dessert!

"Naruto…" he said, his voice getting husky all of the sudden.

The said boy looked at his rival warily. Why was Sasuke's voice like that all of a sudden…? He gulped quietly, while taking a bite of off the chocolate shell. "Yes…?" he said.

"May I have some of that ice cream?" Apparently, Sasuke doesn't know what he was saying; all his mind could think of now is devouring our dear Naru-chan's mouth.

Wha…?

Naruto was really confused; can't the Sharingan user just buy one? I mean, he has enough money to buy all the ice cream companies in all of Konoha! But then again, Sasuke's mind works in strange ways… "Umm, sure I guess…" He took another bite of the sweet food and then held it out for Sasuke to eat.

But what the obsidian-eyed boy did was really unexpected…

Instead of taking a bite out of the ice cream bar, Sasuke leaned down and kissed Naruto on the lips, hard. Then using with his tongue, he pried the younger one's mouth open and entered the cavern, tasting Naruto and the ice cream bar and at the same time making him addicted to the flavour. He reluctantly pulled away and gave a satisfied smirk when he saw Naruto's rosy cheeks and bruised lips.

"Mmm… you should get that kind of ice cream more often," he murmured, and then walked away realizing five minutes later who did he, the great and almighty Sasuke just kissed.

And what about Naruto…? Well, let's just say that he's still standing there, oblivious to everything around him, with his cheeks still blushing oh-so-adorably and his mouth partly wide open. He didn't even realize that his ice cream bar dropped.

Two days later…

I'm an IDIOT! Even more of an idiot like Inuzuka… or… that stupid DOBE! Sasuke slammed his head one more time on the tree trunk. How could he be such an idiot? He'd wanted to kiss the dobe for ages, yes there's no problem with that… but kissing him in public? He does NOT want people talking about his love life! He doesn't even have one to begin with! And he definitely doesn't care that for the past two days, he hasn't seen that adorable blonde… right?

ARRGHHH!

He didn't even realize that someone was behind him untilthe said person spoke.

"Maa, Sasuke-kun, you'll lose a lot of brain cells if you keep on slamming your head on that poor, defenceless tree," a feminine voice said with amusement.

The avenger growled and turned around to see his team-mate, Sakura, giving him the 'I know you did something' look. "What do you want?" he muttered while crossing his arms in a haughty manner.

Sakura just gave an innocent grin and said, "WELL, Iruka-sensei's looking for Naruto, and I was wondering since… you are his rival and best friend, I thought you were with him… maybe training? Eating? On a date? Kissing the daylights out of each other?" Inner-Sakura grinned widely when she noticed her once-crush stiffened at the word, kissing.

"I don't know what you're talking about," Sasuke monotonously replied, while walking away from the kunoichi even though he knows it won't work since Sakura's very persistent when she wants to know something (aka Inner-Sakura was going to create havoc).

Oh shit… she saw? Well duh, you stupid moron… half the population saw! Sasuke scolded himself, which was very un-Avenger-ish at all. Hmm… maybe Naruto's been influencing him too much…

"Oh come on, Sasuke-kun! Everybody saw you molesting Naruto's mouth using an ice cream bar as an excuse!" She said exasperatingly, while smiling albeit too sweet when the Uchiha glared his death glare at her.

Molesting?

"And besides… it's not like Naruto didn't like it… After you kissed him, he's been out of it for a while," the pink-haired kunoichi informed him. "Just yesterday, Ino-pig almost bashed his head because he wouldn't answer her question."

Sasuke took this information and smirked smugly inwardly. Of COURSE the stupid dobe would be 'out of it'; the great and almighty Sasuke kissed him after all… he should feel even more special since he's the only one that prodigy would kiss, and do… other stuff that are way above the PG-13 line. "Where is that dobe?" he asked her.

The green-eyed teen shrugged her shoulders. "I was hoping that you would know. Iruka-sensei's really looking for him," she replied while starting to walk away. "Ano… Sasuke-kun, if you wanted a kiss from Naruto that badly, you could've just asked him, y'know." She gave him an 'I know something you don't know' smirk.

Narrowing his eyes, he asked her again, "What do you mean?"

She gave that girly giggle that annoyed the Sharingan user so much and shook her head. "It's for me to know, and for you to find out from someone else. Ganbatte, Sasuke-kun!" With that she left rather feeling that she had accomplished something big.

And now… Inner-Sakura thought. I just hope that Sasuke-kun's not too stubborn to make a move… AND that Naruto would freakin' stop denying it! She shook her head irritatingly and headed to the Ichiraku to see if a certain blonde shinobi was eating there to his heart's content.

Sasuke ignored her departure and thought about what Sakura said. He should've asked Naruto? I mean, he didn't really think that Naruto would comply happily unless…

"Sakura better not be joking about this," the Sharingan user muttered while running towards the store. Just to see if the pink-haired kunoichi is telling the truth, he needs some necessary things before he would start looking for the dobe…

And that's when he decided that it wasn't Naruto's fault that he's so... ravishingly adorable... he'll just blame it something else.

Something else meaning that he still has to think up of one of course, which will be an easy task as usual...

After all, we're talking about the almighty Uchiha Sasuke, right?

End Part One

Crystal: Err... so how was it? I know... I ask that a lot... -sweatdrops- Anyhow, feedback is very much appreciated as always! Ja ne!