A/N: Drabble 11! Mwahahaha.

Sorry this took so long to get out TT.TT A-Kon sapped my energy and I crashed.


11. Notebook (82 words)

Edward flipped through the notebook he'd found on Mustang's desk. According to Havoc, who had seen him pick it up, it was his alchemy notes, which were encoded as the names of women he'd dated or slept with or even just had a crush on (somehow, Ed didn't believe the Colonel had crushes).

So far, he'd only seen one name twice, and the notebook was almost entirely full.

Katie, Melissa, Rachel, Edward, Laura, Sarah... Typical female names.

Hold on. Double take.

"MUSTANG!"


A/N: BWAHAHAHA! This is DEFINITELY one of my favorite drabbles. Those names are actually people I know and they all seem like people Roy would date and dump (except Edward xD). I don't like any of them! Rachel and Sarah aren't the same Rachel and Sarah I'm friends with. Stupid common names. Stupid not letting me have three exclamation points. STUPID STUPID STUPID. Grr. By the way, if you don't get why Ed's yelling... Go back and reread it carefully o.o; I noticed a lot of people are doing what Edward did and only skimmed the names... only they never did the double take! Heh. Anyway.

NOTE ABOUT A-KON: I'm going to put a few highlights here:

I met Vic Mignogna (Edward Elric's voice actor) and got his autograph on anything that had Ed on it, except one of my keychains, one of my wall scrolls, and my doujinshis x3 and bought a total of 15 FMA things. Some of them didn't have Ed on them (i.e., my Roy keychain, my Maes-Roy tapestry, etc.) or I got too late for him to sign (i.e., I got really tired and went home before the third day of autographs started)

I saw the boy that plays Alphonse, but he left before I could talk to him.

I met tons of awesome people.

I got some RoyEd doujinshi (yes they're dirty. Leave me alone.)

I got this GREAT picture of an Ed cosplayer and a Roy cosplayer all over each other.

I got an equally great picture of me and Vic!

If you want details, feel free to IM me!

AIM: PyromaniacRoy

Y!IM: roy(underscore)the(underscore)pyro, ed(underscore)the(underscore)eccentric

MSN: marauder(dot)prongs(at)gmail(dot)com

Just turn anything in parentheses into the actual sign and there ya go:D

Reviewer Responses!

Lady Damali - Yay for reviews! I had SO MUCH FUN AT A-KON (see above notes). I'm exhausted right now. Cons suck my energy... But that's okay! I met Vic:D I'm in love with RoyEd. I wanted to ask Vic what he thought about it, but I showed him this rather RoyEd-like picture (there's nothing going on... it's so great though. Ed's like "You want me to do WHAT?" and Roy's like "Kee!" and Vic gave me this look that like "WTF?" and I was cracking up and he signed it "Only in Roy's dreams..." and I can't wait to show it to Travis... Okay wow. o.o; I'm ending this response right now.

Dea Lunae - You're not that bad. I understand n.n One can't always review. Uh... what was nine? Oh yeah. I didn't want to put the confession in because it wouldn't have been right. But here's how the conversation went:

Roy: Bye, Fullmetal.

Ed: I love you.

Roy: What did you say?

Ed: I said, uh, that I would see you tomorrow.

Yeah... oO; I'm 4'11. BY THE WAY: I asked Vic how tall Ed was. He's 4'11. I'M 4'11! I'm way too proud of that. Uh, I dun care oo I don't usually base characters off of my looks, although a few of them may have the same hair color or eye color as me, but meh, only a few. Uh... I'm not sure about those answers. I don't know, it's probably somewhere in the main city... I think there's another library, though. One that isn't military? I think so... And I know there's a public place, but I don't know if it's near the headquarters... Heh, that's okay. I don't mind. I don't mind the long reviews, either n.n; Thanks for the review :D

Oki Jule - Thanks. I was probably waiting in line for Vic's autograph or at a panel involving Vic or in the dealer's room. That's basically all I did all weekend o.o;

FireanIce - Heh. Were you tired when you wrote that? I get incoherent when I'm tired. That's why I decided to leave the review answering until today. I wasn't coherent last night and I don't even want to think about what I would have said... n.n;; Thanks for the review!

Wolfie - Thank you n.n Pet hamster? o.o; Eek. I always buried my fish in the backyard because my friend kept killing them. Grr. Hehehe... I'm getting an image of one of my teachers gardening and finding a dead hamster... xD Funny stuff. Thanks for the review! I'll keep them coming, I promise :D

Noniechan - I love the reverse chocolate pocky, which I got to try at A-kon. It was so good :D I didn't try green tea, but I got to try yogurt. Didn't like it very much... But my friend loved it, so I gave it all to her. I love sexually frustrated!Ed and oblivious!Ed almost as much as I love denial!Ed. Ed's way too much fun to mess with... I wonder if Vic knows that. Heh, I've got A-kon on the brain x.o; It's easy to picture because it happens all the time xD Sorry I didn't get this out until Monday TT.TT Sooo tired... Thanks for the review!