Doggy Poo Says Hiddy Ho
Hiddy ho! Thanks my readers for reading another chapter of my bad ass fanfic. You know what I truly hate? Suck ass computers that are a thousand years old… like my computer. My parents bought this thing like when computers were first made. They really don't care about getting an updated version. As long as it works it doesn't matter to them. Well, actually my computer barely works, but since they hardly ever use it they have no reason to care. Damn this computer! I declare it a servant of Satan. It's just like the moth with its beady little eyes except computers don't have eyes… or do they. Well another person reviewed and I must say that I am extremely happy. I tend to overreact a bit, so even one review makes me happy. However, I now have three… yay! Two are from Fallen Angel Mitsu and one is from a new comer Miko-Hime. So thanks Miko-Hime for reviewing, I really appreciated it. Well, let me just say that the other day I was having a panic attack over my tragic mistake. (see first chapter) So, I e-mailed every one I knew. Since Fallen Angel Mitsu was the one who made me aware of my mistake I also e-mailed her too. I'm deeply sorry for annoying you with my e-mails… that is if they annoyed you. I was in a state of panic and couldn't help what I was doing. Thanks for being by my side though. Well, reminiscing is fun, but somebody has to write this fanfic.
Disclaimer: I don't own Crescent Moon… or do I? Muw ha ha ha ha!
Chapter Three: Awkwardness
Mahiru opened the door and there he was. The green haired boy was sitting on the couch which, God knows, Mahiru's brother was the only one who had a couch in his office. When they entered, he looked up and gave them a cold stare, which obviously signaled that he would rather be anywhere else then here. Beside him sat a young looking teenager with wild brown hair and various facial peircings. The energetic teen, having noticed their arrival, stood up and introduced himself.
"Hi! My name's Akira. I'm also an intern. I work for Katsura Shion. She'll kill me if I don't go get her her daily cup of coffee. Otherwise I'd stay and talk," with that Akira began to zip from the office until Nozomu stood in his way.
"It's not very polite to rush off before this nice young girl as a chance to introduce herself to you. I'll go get Katsura's coffee," Nozomu calmly walked out of the office and down the hall to the coffee room.
"Go a head and introduce yourself Mahiru. I'm just going to go check with my boss about our little arrangement." Kyle began to leave the room, but then turned around and added… " Thanks for watching Mitsuru for me Akira."
" Well, um… hi! My name's Mahiru. I'm Kyle's younger sister. I'm also his new intern," Mahiru said holding out her hand so Akira could shake it.
The two stood in awkward silence while Mitsuru stared on in agony. All he wanted to do was go back to his room and the longer the two stood there the longer he had to wait so he decided to interrupt.
" What happened to all your pep Akira?" Mitsuru taunted.
"Well, to tell the truth I heard that Kyle was over protective of his sister and so I'm afraid to say something," Akira said looking down at the floor.
" Well that's a rumor. So please feel free to be yourself around me," Mahiru said smiling.
Akira suddenly took on a new identity. He smiled back at Mahiru and gave a sigh of relief.
"Thank goodness. Kyle's really strong and I wouldn't want to get on his bad side. Sorry if I seemed rude with the whole coffee thing earlier. Whenever Katsura asks me to go get coffee I always stall and talk to Mitsuru whom just sits there and damns the world. Well, speaking of Mitsuru… you came here to see him not me so I'll just be going now. See you back at the Moonshine," Akira said as he began to leave the office.
" You work at the Moonshine?" Mahiru asked causing Mitsuru to roll his eyes. He was so close to finally getting the runt out of there so he could brush off Mahiru and go back to his cell and she just had to ask him a question.
"Actually I live there." Seeing the expression on Mitsuru's face, Mahiru let Akira go without asking him any more questions.
"Well woman you finally have me alone so what do you want?" Mitsuru asked piercing her with his evil gaze.
" I just thought you should know that I'll be your officer from now on. Also I refuse to except your crap so be happy," Mahiru said determination beginning to rise in her.
" You ask the impossible. I can never be happy as long as I'm in this world. Day after day I have to deal with idiots like you and it's starting to piss me off more and more."
" So, you're saying that you would like to die. I mean that is the only way to get off this world and you obviously don't want to be in this world."
" I'm saying that I want to be left alone. I don't want to die, but I'm not afraid to die so stop all this psychological crap. You're not a therapist."
" How do you know that? I could be one."
"You don't look like the listening type."
Mahiru didn't know what to say. In fact she didn't even know what to do as his probation officer. Maybe she had taken on to much responsibility. How could she get this guy to show remorse for what he did? Then Mahiru thought about her brother and how this guy and tried to kill him and suddenly rage filled her.
" You know what? I don't give a damn whether you get out of this place or not, but my brother does. Even though you tried to kill him he is sill trying to help you out. So you know what I don't give a damn about what you want. You might want to be left alone, but you're not going to be left alone. If you don't like that then screw you." Mahiru had yelled as loud as she could and her hands were now in fists.
Mitsuru had looked surprised, but he soon regained his evil expression.
"Well aren't you just a time bomb waiting to go off," Mitsuru said with a smug look on his face.
" Well I guess I can get pretty mad some times. Although I shouldn't have gotten mad. It's just that you pissed me off. I mean even good girls such as myself can get pissed off. So…um… what am I suppose to do as your probation officer?" Mahiru asked having calmed down.
" Go a head and ask the real question that you want to. I know you want to know why I tried to kill your brother. To tell the truth I really don't know why. Some thing inside me just clicked and I lost touch with reality. When I finally found reality, the cops were already restraining me. It's like I have two different personalities."
" Well what I was going to ask is… did you really do drugs?"
" It doesn't matter what I say you're still going to think I did it."
" You were wrong about one thing. I am a good listener. I also know when some amateur like you is lying. So just tell me the truth."
" No. I wasn't on drugs. I know I saw a tengu. Well, actually I saw it's reflection in the water, but I know there was one there."
" How come you didn't run into it when you turned to get away?"
" Well, you see. The tengu's reflection took the place of my reflection so…"
" So you think that the reflection was yours. You think that you really are a tengu."
" I think I'm a tengu, but I know I saw one."
Mahiru could tell that what he said was the truth and so she said, " I believe you." Mitsuru had never heard those words before. No one had ever believed him.
" You know… no one has ever believed me before. So… um… thanks."
Before either Mitsuru or Mahiru could say another word, Kyle and Nozomu both came barging through the door and Mitsuru Once again attained his evil stare.
" So, I assume that Mahiru already told you about the arrangement." Nozomu said taking a sip of his own coffee.
"Did you even get Katsura's coffee?" Kyle said with an amused grin.
It was evident by the look on Nozomu's face that he'd forgotten and he quickly ran out of the room. Five seconds later sounds could be heard. A collision had happened. Akira's voice could be heard yelling at the self-involved lawyer. Mahiru didn't catch much, but she did catch something about how Akira was going to get fired for Nozomu's mistake.
" Well, my boss, Mr. Kurosaki, says that the arrangement should be okay, but he would need to meet you first Mahiru. It shouldn't take long. I'm sure he'll approve of you though. His brother, Oboro, is my landlord so we know each other pretty good. He wants to meet you now though so I'll escort you to his office," Kyle said gesturing to the door.
" What about Mitsuru? Will I get some time with him after I talk to Mr. Kurosaki?" Mahiru asked looking at the green haired boy.
" I'm afraid that you won't get any more time with him today, but you can see him again tomorrow. Akira will escort you to your cell."
Right on cue Akira came and him and Mitsuru headed towards the exit gate. Kyle lead Mahiru down the hallway and they turned left at the intersection. As they neared the office, Mahiru realized that she should be nervous, yet for some reason she wasn't.
Another Look Into Doggy Poo's And Poop's Stupid Minds
Doggy Poo: Guess what Poop?
Poop: You're an idiot for replacing the first chapter of Broken Palace with the second chapter.
Doggy Poo: That happened yesterday and I already paid for my mistake by having a panic attack.
Poop: Hey! I had a sympathy panic attack.
Doggy Poo: Lets just put that event behind us shall we. Anyhow someone participated in our poll.
Poop: So what are the results so far?
Doggy Poo: The name Suou has one vote and the name Suoh has none.
Poop: Do you think we should participate in the poll.
Doggy Poo: Well, since we use the name Suou in the fanfic its safe to say that we support that name.
Poop: So the results so far are actually Suou- three, Suoh- none.
Doggy Poo: Well technologically speaking… yes.
Poop: Actually I change my vote. After all some one has to vote for Suoh. You know I like to be different.
Doggy Poo: I like to be different too.
Poop: Well, my decision is final so the score is now Suou- two and Suoh- one.
Doggy Poo: We should do another poll.
Poop: Doggy Poo, we don't have enough people to do another pole.
Doggy Poo: Shut up. Of course we do.
Poop: So what's the pole?
Doggy Poo: Who's your favorite character?
Poop: You know it'll probably be either Mitsuru or Mahiru… right?
Doggy Poo: Yes I know that, but I still want to do the pole.
Poop: Fine. So who do you vote for?
Doggy Poo: Shirogane.
Poop: He's really your favorite?
Doggy Poo: Well… um… yeah. I tend to like poor helpless children who have been orphaned. Also, he rules an entire race. My next choice would've been Mitsuru, then Mahiru.
Poop: Well, you can only choose one and you chose Shirogane, so the score on that poll is Shirogane- one, everyone else- none.
Doggy Poo: You're not going to vote?
Poop: Not in this chapter. I have to think about it.
Doggy Poo: Guess what?
Poop: What?
Doggy Poo: Victory is mine!
Poop: What're you talking about?
Doggy Poo: Well, I'm finally getting a cooler.
Poop: You mentioned that in the rewrite of your first chapter dolt.
Doggy Poo: I did?
Poop: Yep. By the way we should probably get off now since our mothers are yelling at us.
Doggy Poo: I have one more thing to say. Some one said that I did leave off at a bad spot last time.
Poop: Their exact words?
Doggy Poo: 'evil cliffie'
Poop: And this makes you happy?
Doggy Poo: Yes.
Poop: You have a sick mind.
Doggy Poo: Miko-Hime I hope you enjoyed the meeting between Mitsuru and Mahiru.
Poop picks up baseball bat and hits Doggy Poo on the end with it.
Poop: It was necessary to make her shut up. If I hadn't have done it we would be here for hours. Bye.