A/N: Yugi is an evil little devil isn't he? He's soooo cuteeee! aw! (part of this chapter) Anyways, It was only supposed to be a one shot. But people keep telling me to continue! So I will. I've got more of an idea of what I should be doing now too! I was working on my other fics and then I just stopped. I got really busy. Then I met up with my friends from Acen 2005. HI JOEY AND KAIBA! I MISS YOU GUYS! Thank you for all the people that reviewed! I'm sorry that it took me so long! Oh and to the people who keep telling me that it sucks if they don't sleep together, that's your problem, go find someone else. I think it's too out of character for them to do that in my fic. Then again what I have planned it too out there too. I BLAME JOEY! … I'm kidding! I love you guys! Sorry this is suck a long A/n . I'll let you read! GOMEN! AND THANK YOU ALL!
love KUJAKU! P.S. Sorry that Mai yelled at Joey! She was only supposed to be irritated, I messed up and forgot to edit.
Disclaimer: blah blah blah, I don't own anything sep for duh story.
Here for you chapter two!
Malik and Ryou's master plan!
Joey sat down on the couch in Yugi's living room. Mai had been gone when he had woken up. She had left him a note that said she had gone to work the morning shift at the casino and that she would be getting off at noon. She told him that he could stay or leave, but if he was going to leave to lock the house up.Joey had decided to leave and go to Yugi's house. In the process, Joey had taken it upon himself to take Mai's motorcycle that she had stolen from Valon, and apperantly forgot to give back when they parted ways.
Yugi had found out what had happened to Joey at about midnight, after everyone else, due to that fact that Anzu had taken him out or the evening.
"You sure that you're ok Joey? " Yugi asked as he walked into the room.
Joey was taking off the bandages that were around his arms. "Yeah I'm fine Yuge." Joey had changed into his battle city outfit. (the one with the awesomely pointless blue square on the front.)
"I wish you would have tried to get a hold of me!" Yugi sat down next to him being slightly concerned.
Joey looked over at him with a confused face. "Uh…but I did! And then Gramps said that you wernt home."
Yugi went pale and became very serious, "What did you say?"
"..you weren't home…I tried..but you…"
"YAMI!" Yugi grabbed his head and started yelling. "GET OUT HERE!"
A transparent image of of Yami appeared beside the tempered yugi. The two were attached by the chain that held the milenium puzzle. "Yami! Why didn't you tell me about Joey?"
"I didn't know either…"
Yugi shook his spirit, "What were you doing!"
Yami sat with a blank smile on his face, "Nothing."
"If I take the puzzle off you cant use my body!" Yugi threatened with a smirk.
"I spent the afternoon with Anzu! Is that a crime?" Yami said to his body.
Joey sat watching the two in great ammuzement. It had been only shortly after they got back from America that everyone had begun to see the spirit of the puzzle even when he wasn't using Yugi's body.
"Well then maybe Joey would appreciate me more!" Yami shouted.
Joey jumped, "NU UH! I DON'T THINK SO! I already gotta worry bout one girl. I don't need Anzu on my conscious too!"
Yami and yugi both looked at him, "What girl?"
Joey realized what he said and started his cover story, "Uh…Ren! Serenity!"
Yugi smiled at his slightly blushing friend, "How's Mai?"
Yami laughed, "It's been quite a while since we've seen her hasn't it Joey?"
Joey blushed, "aw man…"
Yami poked at Joey, "Don't worry we wont bug you too much about it. We understand that it's your business."
Yugi sighed, "Kaiba said that he's going to give Yami his own body. It involves digitizing him and making him real, kinda like what he did to Noa, except he doesn't intend to make Yami do the chores around the mansion. He's doing it so that he can duel Yami without me 'getting in the way'."
Joey stuck out his tounge and put his feet up on the table, "Money bags is only doing it for himself." Joey pictured Kaiba in a fish costume being fried up by Yami. "Ne heh heh."
"Yami smiled, "I get to hang out more with Anzu."
"STOP STEALING MY WOMAN!" Yugi pounced on the spirit who soon learned that his friend wasn't kidding.
Joey watched them beat the crap out of each other. "…wow..ten bucks on Yugi!"
Yugi pinned the spirit down and took the puzzle off. "THAT'S WHAT YOU GET!"
Joey smiled, "awesome."
" If Yami get's his own body then I get to spend more time with you guys!" He smiled happily. "Isnt that awesome?"
Joey nodded, "Yeah! You know Yuge, you're a little more evil than you play off."
Yugi's eyes glowed mischievously, "I don't know what you're talking about."
Yami;s image came up on a nearby computer screen, "Everyone thinks that Yugi likes rebeca, but in truth, the only thing that they have in common is that they are partners in crime."
"YAMI!"
"Yesterday they were jumping out of bushes in the park and the cops stopped them and said they were 'disturbing the peace'." Yami sighed, "But they were really throwng firecrackers at Rex on his way to buy lunch."
Joey looked at yugi downheartedly, "What! Why didn't yah invite me!"
"You're not short enough to hid in the bushes that we were in Joey."
"Oh."
"So all jokeing aside, How's Mai doing?" Yugi asked. Joey half smirked, "Ah, she's better. I'm starting t understand her more." Yami laughed. "We know that Jeoy."
"Hu? What?…." Joey's face turned red, "YOU BEEN SPYING ON ME!"
Yami shook his head, "No, no! It was Malik and Ryou."
"…are you serious!" Joey was slightly taken aback, "And what does Marik want with Mai!"
Yugi smiled, "I think that Mai and Malik are friends now. And Joey Marik is the bad one, Malik is the good one. Mai met up with him when she was heading back to Tokyo or something like that. He said that she started talking about how she missed us and how she likes yo…"
Yami smacked his forehead, "Yugi!"
Joey smiled, "I know she likes me."
The two sat shocked, "You do!"
Joey smiled, "Coures I do! Mai's my best friend!"
Yami rolled his eyes, "Arent you the observant one."
Suddenly there was an outburst and the couch flipped over taking Joey with it, smashing him into a little heap.
"WONDERTWIN POWERS ACTIVATE!" Malik jumped up throwing his arms around yugi, making the spikey haired kid squirm. Ryou ran over to aid Yugi in removing the Egyptian pest. "Leave Yugi alone Malik!"
Malik shouted at Ryou, "If you wont play with me than Yugi will!"
Ryou rolled his eyes, "Think what you like, I'm sure that Yugi is too grown up for your old cartoons."
Malik let go of Yugi and waved at Joey who was crawling out from under the couch, "Hello expirement!"
"Hu?" Joey looked at him blankly.
Ryou covered the bleach blondes mouth, "You aren't supposed to say anything! You'll ruin everything!"
a/n: see there was a point to those little breaks! At least I updated! I'll try to get more up soon! Love yah! Mai Kujaku
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