Disclaimer: I own nothing mentioned in this story NOTHING I TELL YOU NOTHING MUAHAHAHAHA!
(this is my very very first fic so please be gentle. this story is supposed to be stupid n random)
Gboys meet Barney
Duo was the first awake to find bright studio lights flashing in his face, "where in the sam hill am i". As he looked around he heard a voice that sent chills down his spine, a voice only a big purple dinosaur can have, "I love you, you love me, we are one big happy family". Duo looked in the direction of the voice to find his worst nightmare come true "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH ITS BARNEY". The rest of the gboys awoke at the sound of Duo's scream, "What in the world is going on" said a very monotone voice. "We are in Barneys studio" Duo said, meanwhile a very happy purple dinosaur was playing with his barbie dolls while watching the Gboys squirm at the song he was singing, "I love you, you love me, we are one big happy family". Quatre was watching Barney with an insane look in his eyes "HEHEHEHEHEHEH ITS BARNEY ITS BARNEY HEHEHEHEHEH" Quatre said as Duo and Heero cowared in the corner. "What got into Q-man" the braided boy asked Heero "who knows duo who knows" Heero said. Meanwhile Barny was coming ever closer to the gboys with Quatre following close behind with swirling eyes, holding a frying pan above Barneys head. "Hn, look wat quatre is doing" Heero told Duo while watching the blonde boy beating Barney with the frying pan. "Huh i always thought quatre hated violence" the braided baka said, "You got that right" said Heero. Duo and Heero walked over to where quatre has finished beating barney to a pulp. "Ummm quatre i think you beat him enough" Heero told him. Duo looked around and seen more Barney's coming towards them "HEY GUYS ITS TIME TO GO". The 3 boys ran outta the studio/jail and never looked back.
5 hours later
"So you mean to tell me Quatre beat barney?" asked Trowa "yes yes yes for the thousandth time yes" said a very exhausted Heero and Duo, "finally justice has been served" said Wufei as he left the room to go mourn the loss of his favorite tv show character.
