A/N: 18th drabble! I'll be 18 in September. How cool is that?

18. Telephone (135 words)

Ring, ring!

"Hello?"

"Ed! I'm so glad to hear your voice!"

"Huh? Why? Did something happen?"

"No, I just miss you."

Glaring pause.

"So when are you coming back?"

"In two weeks. Roy, we had this conversation yesterday."

"I know, I'm just trying to make small talk."

"Good luck with that."

"Are you busy?"

"A tiny bit. Don't you have work or something?"

"Yeah. I just wanted to hear your voice."

"I'm going to make a tape of my voice for you. Maybe then you'll stop calling me."

"Can you make it say 'I love you, Roy' for me?"

"No."

"I hate you."

"I love you, too."

"Ha! Made you say it!"

Annoyed pause.

"Do you miss me?"

"You aren't giving me a chance to."

"I hate you."

"I'm hanging up."

"No, wai--"

Slam.

A/N: Yeah I know. WTF? See, this is what happens you read Gravitation WAY TOO MUCH. So very Shu-and-Yuki, don't you agree? Roy's so OOC here. Stupid plot bunny. Stupid Gravitation. Stupid... fingers...

Reviewer Responses!

EmeraldKatsEye - And you picked me to review! Yay! -is so happy!- People really DO like me! I tend to do angst very well, especially when it comes to death. It probably has something to do with that 6 months period where several of my family died in a row, including my dad... but uh, let's not talk about that. I found a slight flaw in your plan. See, the thing is, that Ed's dead and gone. He's not on the other side, he's just dead. Roy's just gone crazy with loneliness and is hallucinating. n.n; Yeah, I know, it's so happy and stuff -.-' Uh, anyway. Thanks for the review :D!

Dark Mimiru-Chan - You reviewed chapter 5, but I'm replying in this chapter. Why? Because I can. Uh, anyway. Would you rather me have killed Edward, like I did in drabble 17? Heh... Yes, the original "Hometown" was Roy going to Rizenbul for Edward's funeral! -gasp!- Now aren't you glad it was the dog? ;D Thanks for the review n.n

Oki Jule - Well, if you would review faster I would update when you did that... See what happens when you take your time? oO; You know you don't hate me. I write these drabbles :D Now, I understand why DG hates me... -sigh- Thanks for the 'review', I suppose...

Adriana Dimitrov - Someone likes my angst:D I was actually expecting to get yelled at or something. Not by you specifically... but by reviewers in general. People tend not to like it when their favorite characters die. o.o; Oh, you can glomp me, I don't mind. In the world of otakus, everyone is a free target of glomping, but ONLY by other otakus. :D Uh, anyway. Heh, happy birthday is a little early (or late). My birthday's in September n.n;; But thank you for the kind sentiment! And thank you for the review!

H's D - Believe it or, not, I hit ; instead of '. Your name just causes all kinds of trouble, doesn't it? Maybe if I got in a better position for typing instead of laying on my side in my chair... Ah, that's better. H's D. No problems :D I luff Roy in the manga. Have you read the part where Edward finds out about Hughes yet? That part scared me kinda o.o; And it depends. By toast, do you mean like bread that has been put in the oven?Well, duh. Sailor Moon's an anime right? Everyone dies in anime. oO; Duh :D Thanks for the review!

Princess Mononoke -You can see Roy going insane with loneliness or not crying at Ed's funeral? o.o; The glove thing, that would work but uh, the inside of the glove looks like... the inside of a glove... o.o; Hello, Captain Obvious. Uh. What I mean is that you can see the hem and that wouldn't be very pretty o.o; I need reversible gloves! Thanks for the review!

MoonGlitter - Thank you! I would do that, except, heh, these themes are part of a challenge and I've already written all 45 o.o; It would be kinda hard to write in a drabble... Especially with the limit I put on myself... But I may write it in a short one-shot if I get inspired :D Thanks for the review!

Mistress Sprite - Yeah, me neither. o.o; This is the only angst I wrote that I set out to be angst. n.n; There are a few that I meant to be happy and then I failed horribly. You'll be seeing one of those in the near future. Okay, not the near future. Near the end of the drabbles. My friends says "OMFG -heartattack-" when I write happy. Or "I didn't know you had it in ya" or "So the legend IS true..." or "It's about time!" and variations of the above. Thanks for the review!