(A/N: I was feeling sad after watching the season premier of season nine…)
Disclaimer: I don't own Stargate.
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"Daniel…"
"Hmmm? Oh, sorry"
"You're sleeping beside Teal'c from now on"
…
"Sam"
"Yea?"
"This is our last mission together"
"I know"
"Oh…I'm going to miss you"
"I'm going to miss all of you"
"Are you and Jack…?"
"I don't know"
"You're not in the same chain of command anymore"
"I know"
"Do you still love him?"
"Yes"
…
"Do you love me?"
"Of course I do, Daniel…go to sleep"
…
"Do you love-"
"Teal'c too"
"And…"
"Siler and Walter and Hammond and Cameron Mitchell"
…
"Mitchell?"
"Yeah, I've known him since the Academy"
"So if you love all of us so much…Why Jack?"
"Because he grates on my nerves"
…
"And this is a good thing?"
"Yes, we can have a few healthy fights"
"Why would you want to fight?"
"So we can make up"
"Oh"
…
"Gross…"
"You asked"
…
"I wish we could stay SG-1"
"So do I"
"Why don't we?"
"Because there's nothing to do anymore except recon. Even you get bored with being able to study your artifacts for hours after being so used to something fun interrupting you"
"Yes, because it was so fun having to kick Goa'uld ass every five seconds, getting captured at least three times a week, having to come up with a new invention to blow up metallic bugs every other month, and then needing to sit down and write up the reports for all that"
"Don't pretend you didn't like it"
"All fun and games until someone has to do paperwork"
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"I'll miss waking up every other mission to find you cuddled next to Teal'c"
"It was you this time"
"You're such a baby when you sleep"
"Part of my charm"
"Oh yes, what made every single woman at the SGC fall for you was finding you sleeping in the infirmary hugging a pillow"
"It's what made you fall for me"
"That's because I'm not superficial…you have a great personality filling out that six-pack…Hey!"
"What would Jack do if he heard you flirting with me?"
"He wouldn't throw a pillow at me, and I wasn't flirting. It was friendly banter"
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"I'll miss talking with you guys all night"
"We won't. We might actually get some sleep"
…
"Maybe we could do a once a month thing"
"You mean like have a team sleep over? We pass out drunk at Jack's house at least twice a year, isn't that enough?"
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"Sam, we'll be calling each other every night you know?"
"I've already set up our cell phones for four way conversations, the computers too"
"Good"
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"Daniel?"
"Yes"
"It's been good"
"Definitely"
"Think Teal'c will miss us?"
"Nah, not in the least"
"On the contrary, Daniel Jackson, I will miss all three of you dearly"
"Ha, I knew you were awake, T"
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"We'll have to have this conversation tomorrow night"
"You're right, we can't leave Jack out of our last late night discussion"
"I concur"
"Alright, we'll corner him at his house"
"I'll bring the beer"
"It will be officially our last night together as a team"
…
"Sam, are you crying?"
"No…" (sniffle)
"Good, cause neither am I…" (sniff, sniff)f
"I have successfully repressed my sentiments as well…" (sob, hiccup, sob)
"Good night you guys" (cough, sniffle, sob)
"'Night" (boo-hoo, sniff)
"Good Night" (choke, sniffle, cry)