A/N: Drabble 21! Yay!

Yes, this took me a while to get out. I was distracted by the hike n' bike trail (Sarah and Nadine thought it would be a GREAT idea to bike on in the middle of summer in the middle of Texas in the middle of the day when there are no clouds and it's 110 degrees outside!), DDR and uh, HavocFury drabbles. STFU! They're too addictive! But I will NOT fangirl over them. I fangirl enough as it is.

But Marii had to take them away from me so I would answer my reviews and post the chapter. x.x;


21. Difference (199 words)

There were several differences between Roy Mustang and Edward Elric. One had raven hair and black eyes while the other had blonde hair and golden eyes. Roy was calm and collected while Ed was short-tempered.

But the most glaringly obvious difference was their height, and Roy's favorite past time was pointing this out and taking advantage Edward's short temper. It was a ritual of theirs.

Edward would walk into the office, Roy would crack a few short jokes and Edward would yell while Roy chuckled under his breath. Then he would hand in his report, they would have a serious conversation concerning the Philosopher's Stone, and Ed would leave.

It was the same thing they'd been doing for six years when Ed decided to try something different.

He entered the office, stalked over to the desk, and slammed the folder onto Roy's desk.

"Oh, Fullmetal," Roy said, smirking. "If you hadn't entered the room so loudly, I never would have seen y--" He was cut off by Ed pressing his mouth to Roy's.

It was Ed's turn to smirk. "I figured that would shut you up," he said, and then turned and walked out, leaving Roy completely speechless.


A/N: Er. oO; I have no idea. I luff it, though n.n

I'm watching Fullmetal Alchemist right now! Episode 4, to be exact.

Hawkeye's English first name is Liza? Oo; I did not know that. I'm going to continue to call her Riza.

My thumb hurts. REALLY bad.

OMFG! ONE MONTH UNTIL THE RELEASE OF HARRY POTTER AND THE HALF-BLOOD PRINCE! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! You know what? I had like, a million !s there. Oh well. Are y'all excited! I'm going to the midnight release party dressed as James Potter. I got stuck with him 'cause I'm the only one that has glasses n.n -switches to Remus- Now I can be with Sirius! Yay! OMFG, someone shoot me now or I may go insane.

Reviewer Responses! (sorry if they're lame; I want to read my HavocFuery drabbles and I had a lot of reviews. Not that I'm complaining in any way, shape or form. CONTINUE REVIEWING! I LUFF YOU GUYS!)

EmeraldKatsEye - YAY FOR DESK!SEX AND DESK!SNOG! Uh, anyway. Hey, I said no spoilers. Now I know Ryu-chan isn't a bastard. TT.TT I was happy thinking he was one. Thanks for the review!

CK - Thank you! n.n Oh man, I've been a member forever. Uh, 2001. :D I think I can do something with socks, actually. Thanks for the review!

Noniechan - When I first saw the series, I honestly thought Hawkeye outranked Roy. Then I looked at a military ranking thing and found out that colonel is higher than first lieutenant! xD Desk!sex is so fun. Especially with Roy and Ed. Then again, they are fun no matter what you do with them. Hokay. I will be waiting for your IM :D! Oh, and I, uh, when I said a word that was appropriate for 1910s, I meant in Amestris x.x; Thank you, though! And thanks for the review!

Loki and Co. - I love drabbles. I never really read any until FMA (there are SO MANY FMA DRABBLES!) They now own my soul. Right now, I want to read the HavocFuery drabbles. But I'm updating instead. Thanks for the review!

Alana-StarSugarCat - But you know Edward loves it xD Thanks for the review!

Mistress Sprite - Uh, too late. But I write so much fluff, it cancels out the deathfics, right? n.n Thanks for the review n.n

SoulSister - Roy ish a pervert. And so am I. Teehee. Thanks for the review n.n

H's D - xD you didn't know that? Neither did I, actually. It actually took me a while to figure out that Colonel is higher thank 1st Lieutenant x.x; I want vol. 12! I demand vol. 12! I don't care if it's in Japanese, I'll figure out what's going on by the pictures! Oh, now I'm sad. I don't want Gravitation to end TT.TT Yeah, Netflix has everything n.n I luff Demon Diary. I read it all and was like "YOU LIED TO ME!" because Rose lied to me about the ending. Thanks for the review!

Uchiha Kuraiko - I doubt it. She's got that gun and all... :D Thanks for the review!

Dark Mimiru-Chan - Hee. I luff perverts. Especially Roy perverts. Thanks for the review!

Love is for Fools - Uh, Roy from an alternate universe. It's really smexy, Roy on Roy. My friend said that she would find someone to make me a Roy on Roy doujinshi! I can't wait! Heh, she only wrote the ending because I couldn't think of a proper way to put it. It was my idea x.x; But uh, yeah, she put it into words for me... We must bow down to her :D Thanks for the review!

Black Hikari - Whoa. Uh. You reviewed a lot. Not complaining. I can't answer them all or my fingers will fall off, but I'll answer as many as possible. Uh, I luff perverted!Roy, and denial!Roy, but he's hard to find. But he's hilarious. I luff Hawkeye and her gun. xD For drabble two: Yeah they were, but Ed was in denial over it. Denial!Ed is just too fun to write. About drabble 6: You give ribbons to the people you like, whether or not they gave you chocolate on Valentine's Day. And I don't think women give men ribbons, but considering there's no woman in RoyEd... Ed'll just have to be the girl in the relationship. White's Day is March 14th, and it's the same day n.n; Drabble 8: Of course he thinks about kissing Roy. Otherwise there would be no RoyEd. Without RoyEd, there's no life worth living and there would be no drabbles. Drabble 14: Their relationship was over. It was a mutual break-up, but they're both upset about it. Eek. Sad. I think I answered all of your questions! Tell me if I missed any. Thanks for the MASSIVE AMOUNTS OF REVIEWS! I love them! n.n

tinker - Thanks! I hope you like the rest of my drabbles, too n.n Thanks for the review!