A/N: Drabble number 22! We're about half-way through with these. How do you feel about that?

22. Back (135 words)

Roy had been drifting in between the dream world and reality for about a half hour before he realized something warm was pressing against his back. He frowned, trying to remember what happened the night before.

Coming up blank, he shifted his position so maybe he could see what was in his bed, and his left shoulder was met by cold metal.

Something was definitely off.

Roy carefully sat up and looked down at the warm body next to him.

To his horror (and secret delight), he saw the Fullmetal Alchemist curled up next to him.

Naked.

Completely and totally naked.

'Oh shit,' Roy thought. Then he noticed two sleepy gold eyes staring at him.

Still half-unconscious, Edward said, quite calmly, "What the hell happened last night?"

It wasn't until later that he started screaming.

A/N: Hahaha! This is what happened before 'Good Morning' (drabble 1), when Ed woke up to Roy's face. xD Woo! I have way too much fun with these things.

Reviewer Responses!

Marii - I still haven't finished those HavocFuery drabbles and YOU AREN'T ON TO TAKE THEM AWAY FROM ME! You're lucky I remembered to update at all. I'm very... addicted to various things. Oh, yes, it's quite possible to fangirl too much. Take, for example... me. x.x; Thanks for the review!

Imperfexion - I can do Ed because I act exactly like him :D Roy's harder though. I like to think I have him down pretty good though .. Ed looks girly in general. Sort of. Uh... n.n; Thanks for the review!

EmeraldKatsEye - If you look at the English on adult swim, it says "Lieutenant Liza Hawkeye". Personally, I think adult swim is confused. Riza is used way more oO; Blantly! By 'little buddy', you mean Gluttony, right? Blantly... Oo; I will add you! Oh wait, I just did. Thanks for the review!

Lady Damali - Hello again :D! That's okay. I know what that's like. I don't have a lot of time to update these days (stupid addiction to various pairings and video games and Sarah distractions and summer school and etc.) so I have to update really late at night .. Roy's so fun to mess with. Edward is SO MUCH MORE FUN, though. I LOVE messing with Edward. I was so extremely tempted to ask Vic if he knew how EASY it is to mess with Edward and HOW FUN IT IS. Uh, okay, anyway. The only problem with playing with their personalities is keeping them IC. Like, Roy being OOC in Telephone? Yeah. Unpleasant. Thanks for the review!

Noniechan - There are so many midnight release parties here. We're just going to the one closest, but the one at Borders seems interesting... Oh well. SHHHH. We don't speak of the veil. I don't think I'd make someone stfu like that if I hated them. I don't even think I'd do that if I had a crush on them. I'm a pansy. I think Spades' drabbles are enough for me for now. Don't get me addicted to anything else! It can't be good for my soul. The thumb that hurt yesterday feels better, but today I stabbed myself right under the nail with a staple ON ACCIDENT and now my other thumb REALLY REALLY hurts. Ow. Thanks for the review!

FireanIce - I luff Ed. He is one of my favorite bishies. The other is Roy. Duh :D Thanks for the review!

CK - It's hard for me to think of anything other than FMA and HP. That's the only types of fanfics I'm reading right now. RoyEd, HavocFuery and SiriusRemus. I went as James Potter. .. Did I say that already? I was dressed up in robes and stuff in the middle of June (okay, beginning) in the middle of Texas. BAD IDEA. When I saw the movie, I actually didn't remember that much of it. Is that weird? No, I was too busy screaming my head off to remember anything. n.n; Thanks for the review!

H's D - I don't like you anymore. Okay, I lied. I'm just jealous TT.TT The only remotely doujinshi-like things that I read was Gravitation Remix and that was done by Maki Murakami so I don't think that counts as doujinshi... My favorite scene? Don't make me choose. I luff the fluff between Raenef and Eclipse (Even though nothing happened. Oh, I'm sad.) Hey, that rhymed! I also luff the funny scenes xD Which there are a lot of. Eee! Rose said that like, everyone died. WTF? Only one guy died and he was dead to begin with... x.x; I've never read/watched Hunter X Hunter n.n; Thanks for the review!

Love is for Fools - YAY FOR EVERYTHING YOU SAID! n.n I'm not preordering it x.x; Buying it at midnight... for like 40 bucks. heek. Thanks for the review!

Loki and Co. - Eek! I updated n.n; Who/what's Folly? o.o; But I like things that aren't drabbles, too! Eee! Thanks for the review!

MoonGlitter - Thanks! n.n I swear to RoyEd, you've said that before o.o; If not, I'm crazy or you got the idea to say it from someone else... Meep! I'll think about it. I really have to be inspired to write something x.x; Thanks for the review!

Black Hikari - x3 I noticed all of that. I thought the page thing was hilarious and I am grateful for the massive increase n.n Oh, there's some fandom where that happens all the time... Gravitation! Yuki does that a lot to Shuichi. Well, it works. Thanks for the review!

SilvernFalcon - Wow. You haven't reviewed in a while have you? o.o; Lessee. In drabble 18 (Telephone), Roy was being annoying. x3 You have to admit it was very Shu-Yuki though. Oh wait, you don't read Gravi, do you? BLASPHEMY! I want to write a fic where Roy won't even go into the water at the beach or something. Speaking of beach... Hee, remember Beach? x3 Thanks for writing the ending of Overtime for me, by the way. But I did think of what I wanted to happen! -wants some credit- n.n; I really like the idea of Ed using his automail to burn Roy, but it was really unintentional in Hot Day n.n; I want to write one where Ed grabs Roy's hand to help him up and his frozen automail sticks to Roy's skin xD Or maybe some weird alchemy... Hehehe. Thanks for the reviews and I'm pretty sure you were the 200th reviewer. CONGRATULATIONS! I can't spell. Thanks again for reviewing!