A/N: Drabble 25! 20 more left!

Yeah, I'm updating twice today. I had nothing better to do. Other than play DDR. Why didn't I play DDR instead? I'm learning Matsuri (sp?) Japan right now :D I should finish learning Rhythm and Police first... Oh well. :D

Yeah, I'm still going to update tomorrow. Blame Marii for the double update. She wouldn't leave me alone with the "DO IT!"s. Oh, and Taisa, 'cause I asked and she said yes. So there.

25. Beach (199 words)

Edward loved the beach. It was quite possibly one of favorite places on Earth (second to the library.) So, of course, when Roy ordered that he and his cronies take a week-long vacation to the beach, Ed did not complain. Sure, it meant taking a break from the Stone, but as long as he got to see the colonel's naked torso...

No, no, NO! Bad thoughts, bad thoughts! Edward shook his head to rid himself of the images, and tried to remember what he'd been thinking. Unfortunately, the image of Roy shirtless crept back into his mind, blocking all rational thought. Edward drew his knees up to his chest and wrapped his arms around them, as if the fetal position would make the picture disappear.

"I thought you said you loved the beach, Fullmetal."

"Yeah, but --" Edward made the mistake of looking up.

There was Roy Mustang, in all his naked torso glory, standing over the blonde alchemist. It looked as though he had just come out of the water and was soaking wet, his hair clumped together and dripping, the water droplets rolling over his muscular torso...

Roy smirked. "Like what you see?"

Edward just blushed.

A/N: Uh... someone inspired the ending to this. SilvernFalcon. Yes. It was her. All her. MWAHAHA:shot:

Reviewer Responses!

H's D - I love Krayon's name xD Bwahaha. It fits him :D Wolf's Rain is pretty good but it's SO HARD to keep up with. If you decide to watch it, don't miss ANY episodes and pay attention to all of them. Anyway, it's about these wolves that can look like humans but they don't actually turn INTO humans... It's hard to explain. Anyway, the whole point is for them to find this place called Paradise, which is, uh, a paradise for wolves. oO; It's actually pretty good, just hard to follow. Thanks for the review!

Lady Idhril - Uh, I don't know. My friends are all like "He said RIZA!" but I don't like RoyRiza so I say, no, he didn't x.x; Oh, that's good n.n I hope YOU feel better soon! That's a really great image n.n Hehehe. Thanks for the review and the image! n.n

CK - Oh, it's okay. I'm feeling better already! Rping and DDR and reading fluffy HavocFuery drabbles and dirty RoyEd things... Yeah... n.n Hehehe... This is -sort of- based on a drabble I read where Roy called Edward 'Alphonse'... but that turned out a bit differently. Anyway, thanks for the review!

EmeraldKatsEye - Oh, you'll forgive me. I hope. I mean, look at the great denial!Edward I wrote! Denial!Edward makes everything better n.n Thanks for the review!

Marii - Yeah, I noticed that x.x; People should kill Ed less. And well, not kill Roy more... just kill Ed less. o.o; Heehee. Thanks for the review! n.n

Uchiha Kuraiko - This one happy enough? n.n Hee. Denial!Edward. YAY! Thanks for the review!

FireanIce - I don't LIKE to kill people, but I do it anyway. And I can't make any promises. I already wrote all the drabbles. I'm trying to figure out if I killed anyone in future drabbles... Uh, I make no promises x.x; Thanks for the review!

SilentStalkeroftheBishies - o.o; Uh, gomen? n.n;; Hi magical-wildgirl! n.n You can only leave one review? What? oO; I only update once a day, though n.n; I love Daine. I wrote a fanfic based on the lives of her daughter and son (Sarra and Rikash) but I never finished posting it. It was pretty good, too x.x; Oh well. I'm a lazy bum. Thanks for the review!

Loki and Co. - I don't think I wrote any where they were both dead... I could though, if you wanted :D I hope you liked this one better than yesterday's. Thanks for the review!

MoonGlitter - Thanks! That's okay. I always forget what I tell people and tell them the same things like, five times in a row oO; Thanks for the review!

Love is for Fools - Well, it's good to know you thought it was depressing. I would hate for you to think it was happy. o.o; No, really, I would worry about you. Thanks for the review! x3

Black Hikari - You know what? That was one of my original ideas. However, Ellen was all "ROY CALLED HIM BY THE WRONG NAME!" and I was like "EEE IDEA!" and that came out. Yeah, I know. Just like, in m-pregs, it's usually Ed that's pregnant. Not that I read those oO; You can tell by the summaries, though n.n;; If I ever wrote an m-preg (not happening), I'd make Roy be pregnant oO; Let's stop talking about that. No one seemed to get that Roy called Ed by the wrong name in bed! Rawr! Did I write it confusedly? I wouldn't know, the person that checks to see if my drabbles are good enough or not helped me come up with the idea (Ellen) so she understood it. Oh well. Thanks for the review!

I'ma go play DDR now.