A/N: Drabble 30. Only 15 more after this... Neee...

This drabble was co-written with my friend Ellen, who is the best other than the fact that she's a vegan. Don't get me started on that. Growl.

30. Restraint (199 words)

Edward looked over the top of his menu, distracted by a quiet giggle coming from a nearby table. Two girls were ogling Roy, batting their eyelashes and trying to get the older man's attention. Ed glared at them, but was slightly relieved when Roy didn't pay any attention to them.

The relief was short-lived, however, for when Roy's eyes trailed to where Edward was glowering, he waved at the two girls, who promptly dissolved into giggles. Edward turned his harsh look on his lover and was torn between kicking Roy under the table and transmuting the girls into frogs. Ugly frogs.

"Restrain yourself, Edward," Roy said calmly, ignoring Ed's glare, his eyes returning to the menu. "They're just girls."

Not convinced, Ed put a fist on the table. "I'm not jealous or anything," he denied.

"Of course not," Roy added, looking subtly over the menu at the girls. The two giggled again, looking at each other.

Ed didn't miss the glance and pulled the menu from Roy's face, glaring at the two girls while he gave the Flame Alchemist a sloppy kiss.

Roy pulled the menu out of Ed's hands saying, "I thought I told you to restrain yourself."

A/N: I luff this drabble so much. I wrote most of it, but Ellen rewrote it so that it was 199 words. Or something like that. Our writing styles are pretty similar, too, so I don't think you can tell what sentences she rewrote... I made her keep "The relief was short-lived" though. x3 Uh, anyway. I luff this drabble. LUFF IS TOO A WORD!

Sorry, my dear reviewers. I have carpal tunnel in my right hand now as well and I'm trying to rest it as much as possible. Mainly because the BRACE IS MAKING IT DIFFICULT. I considered not posting at all, but I figured a drabble without reviews is better than a late drabble. Or is it? You tell me.

Uh, there's just one thing I want to point out to Alana-StarSugarCat: It was Ed cheating on Roy, not Roy cheating on Ed n.n; To everyone else... Thanks for the reviews! I'll respond to them individually next time, I promise!