A/N: Drabble numero 33! Yay!
Thank you, Sarah, for the idea! But I wrote every word of this, she just said "What if Roy was really proud of his instincts?" and then I came up with the rest. The part with Edward and such. She demanded that I give her credit for the initial inspiration though.
33. Instinct (193 words)
Roy Mustang prided himself on his natural instinct for danger. It had saved him several times, especially during the Ishbal rebellion. It didn't only apply to danger, either. He could sense when someone was trying to scare or surprise him.
As soon as he told Edward this, he, of course, became determined to scare Roy. At first, it had been rather obvious, as every time Roy left his office when Fullmetal was in town, he would pop out of no where. Roy would see it coming a mile away, and Ed would be disappointed.
One day, it all stopped. Ed didn't pop out from behind desks, or attack him from behind. After six months, Roy didn't even bother preparing himself.
Eight months after the last 'surprise' attack, Edward stared at him from across the desk as he handed in his report. "Nothing," he said dully.
"Ah, well," Roy said, knowing full well there had been nothing. "It was a good le--" He was cut off roughly by Ed grabbing him and covering his lips with his own.
When he pulled away, Edward was smirking at the shocked expression Roy wore. "Got you."
A/N: Some of the wording is a little awkward, yes, BUT I LOVE THIS DRABBLE. HAHAHA. "Got you!" xD Okay I'm shutting up now.
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