Once upon a time there was a young boy named Neville Long Bottom. He lived in a magical school called Hogwarts, but he wasn't very happy. Neville had always dreamed of finding true love, he dreamed of it day in and day out. Then one day he saw the most beautiful girl named Harry Potter, but soon he found out that Harry is not a girl. He and Harry fell in love anyway. They often stayed in the common room late at night to play board games and drink hot cocoa. Then one day, Harry said "Hey Neville, I want to come live in your house with you." And Neville said "My Gran said he would shoot you." Then Harry said, "Oh, that sucks." Then Neville said, "I could live with you in your house." Then Edward said, "OK". And they lived happily ever after and adopted a cat.