ARRRG!
Hiya maties! Me is pirate today! That's right, me mates!
Ok. That was hard. Not. Not.
Whatever. Anyway, I'm your untypical evil tapdancing humbug. So …whatever.
A horrible girl in class (Shiprah) (that's her name) bored all the evilness out of me!
So, yeah. Handle it.
Evil.
Evil.
Happy?
No?
Live with it.
Disclaimer: Not mine. I'm too evil to take care of 'fun' Spongebob and his 'fun' friends. Muwahahaha. Yeah, very bored.
Still bored.
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Sponge song!
-Me!
That Spongebob is a funny fellow,
He's a sponge that's sickly yellow.
His best friend is Patrick Star,
He can't even open a jar.
Squidward is a boring neighbor,
He hates fun and rockaleighbour. (er.. ignore it.)
Sandy Cheeks lives in a tree-dome,
Texas is her really real home.
Eugene Crabs is a greedy pig.. er.. crab,
Money is all his hands would grab!
Plankton is an evil fish-food,
He tries to steal crabby patties--How rude!
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Yeah. Yeah.
I'm feeling uncharacteristically preachy so I'll tell you something important about time. I don't have any of it.
Yeah. That's it. Now go away. I need my beauty sleep.
Nite.
Evil.