Chapter 5:

Clank woke up the next morning before anyone else. To his dismay, he saw Ratchet and Sasha making out again.

Clank: Uh, isn't that enough?

But they didn't answer. Apparantly they were making out while asleep.

Clank just smiled and shook his head. Suddenly, they woke up. Ratchet tried to yawn but he was still making out with Sasha.

Ratchet: I'm sorry!

Sasha: No don't be. We must've made out while we were sleeping.

Ratchet: Wow, I wonder how that could happen. Maybe I'm just always thinking of you. (Sighs dreamily)

Clank: Here we go again...

For obvious reasons, Ratchet hadn't worn his bunny pajamas. He had just worn some boxers and a shirt. This was a relief to Clank. Ratchet and Sasha got dressed, and they decided to go eat breakfast. There was a diner in the local town. They ordered their food, and talked while they waited for it.

Ratchet: I've got to ask you an honest question.

Sasha: What?

Ratchet: What do you think of Clank?

Sasha: Well, I guess he's pretty cool. He's pretty smart. and he's got that awesome TV show.

Ratchet: Oh god, not you too!

Sasha just laughed.

Their food came. They fed each other romantically, seeing this on TV on that A1 steak sauce commercial, so they thought it was romantic. They got strange looks from the other eaters, but they were too caught up in each other to care.

Ratchet: I love you. Sasha.

Sasha: I love you too Ratchet.

The two walked out of the diner with their hands around each others' shoulders. It was important to them to be with each other. That's all that mattered to them right now. It was really a moment of true love. However, they were so caught up with each other that they didn't pay attention to anything else. Instead of walking back to the campsite, they had walked out to the deck of the lake, and they fell in the water.

Ratchet and Sasha: Ah!

Ratchet climbed out onto the deck, sputtering. He expected Sasha to come out, but she didn't

Sahsa: I can't swim!

Ratchet: What? You're the head of a starship?

Sahsa: Is this the time, Ratchet?

Now, if they had fallen of the bank of the river, they would've been fine, since it was shallower. But the deck was bu the deep water. Ratchet jumped in the water and got Sasha with one arm, and pulled her onto the deck. He gave her mouth-to-mouth respiration.

Ratchet: Whew, she's going to be fine.

Sddenly, Sasha grabbed Ratchet and started making out with him for the third time in the last 24 hours. Ratchet just went along. Then they went back to the campsite.

Clank: What happened to you two?

They looked at each other.

Sasha: Oh, we just went a little skinny dipping.

Ratchet and Sasha laughed.

The gang decided they had had enough camping, and they decided to go home. They packed everything up, and were about to leave.

Sahsa: I brought my own spaceship, so I can't go with you guys. I wish I could, though.

Ratchet: I wish you could too. DOn't worry, we'll see each other again. We have an extra tent at home. (Winks)

Sasha laughed.

Ratchet: Bye, Sahsa.

Sasha: Bye, Ratchet.

The two went home.

At home, they were relieved to be with all their cool stuff. The camping had done them well.

Ratchet: Well, I'd say that was refreshing.

Clank: Yes it was. Only the way you acted with Sasha, I'm glad I have my own room.

Ratchet just laughed.

A/N So that's the end. What did you guys think?