What the fuck!
Hiei sat at the dining room table of his newly furnished house with a cup of coffee. He sighed and got up and walked over to the TV. " Hmmmm I wonder what's on" he said bordely. He sat down, turned on the TV, and flipped through the channels. After deciding there was nothing else on he finally settled for the news. "Today there will be a huge tornado striking in Central Kyoto. Main parts of town are being evacuated. Please stay inside until help comes!" " Great " Hiei said bitterly. Now people would be coming into his house trying to help. Oh well. He would just have to ignore them. " Man I'm going to need some popcorn" Hiei stood and walked down the hall to the infamous door of the cellar. When he got to the door, he shivered. He didn't like the cellar. " Stupid house couldn't have fricken cupboards." He opened the door and started the descent of the creaky cellar stairs. " Damn it's dark…. oh yeah" He turned around and flipped the switch by the door lighting the dank room with brilliant light. " There" He finished the climb down with a little spring in his step. Once he reached the bottom, he walked over to his extensive popcorn selection." Or maybe" he mumbled to himself " Maybe sweet snow" Hiei pondered while he walked over to the freezer. " Or maybe" SLAM!!!! The cellar door slammed shut causing Hiei to jump. He turned around but before he could see any thing, the lights went out. " Damnit" he mumbled to himself. He slowly climbed back up the stairs and tripped on something. He fell back down cursing with colorful Makai words. He suddenly remembered he was a fire demon and a whole new sting of curses fell out of his mouth as he conjured up a fireball.