Chapter 3
By: Yushiko Saotome
Yushiko: finally turned back into a girl, got a bucket of ice cold water and dumped it on Satsuki's head There. Picking up where Fluffy left off, all hell broke loose.
Story:
Yushiko and Takeshi were arguing. Then, Takeshi said something that ticked her off. "Ugh, you are so uncute."
She said, "YOU JERK!" She slapped him so hard that he flew against the wall. Then, Ranma came flying through the wall. Then, "I HATE YOU RANMA SAOTOME!" yelled Akane.
"What the hell is going on here?" yelled Satsuki, who was on Ryouga's back.
"Oh, hi Ryouga," said Yushiko in her most cheerful voice.
"H-h-h-hi Y-Y-Yushiko," stuttered Ryouga.
"I'm not finished with you yet Yushiko," said Takeshi.
"I'm ready when you are," she said.
They stepped in the middle of the floor. All Yushiko did was punch him and he flew through the wall and into the pond. Yushiko just grinned. "Who was that?" asked Ryouga.
"Him? Oh, my stupid fiancé. He is such a dork."
"What?"
"It was my dad's idea. I didn't want to do it, but he made me."
Then they walked inside. Ranma had joined them. He was the one who wrapped up Satsuki's ankle. Ryouga had an idea. He tip toed to the pond and went in. Then he came out as a piglet. He walked over to Yushiko. He nudged her hand. She looked down and yelled, "P-CHAN! Oh I missed you P-chan."
"P-chan? Who's P-chan?" asked Akane.
"A stupid pig she found in China," said Ranma.
"Shut up Ranma. Who asked you anyway?"
"Akane."
"Come on P-chan. Let's go up to my room."
"I still think you're uncute," said Takeshi.
"I still think you're dorkier than Ranma and Satsuki combined," said Yushiko.
After Yushiko was in her room Takeshi asked, "What's with your sister Ranma?"
"I don't know. She doesn't like guys or something like that."
"For two thousand yen I can tell you exactly why," said Nabiki.
"Come on Nabiki. Can't you give your brother a discount?"
"This is a discount. I usually charge five thousand yen."
"Fine."
He gave it to her. "Ok. She doesn't like this because she believes she's too young and she has a lot to experience. For an extra-"
"Ok, I got it. Hey, where's what's his face?"
"Who? Oh, Ryouga? He's probably lost again."
Up in Yushiko's room, "You know P-chan, it seems like you really understand me. I feel like I can open up to you."
P-chan nodded. "You know, this guy, Ryouga Hibiki, is really sweet. He knows how to treat a girl. I almost feel something for him."
P-chan's eyes widened. Whoa, she's talking about me. She picked him up and hugged him. He fainted.
"Huh? P-chan? P-chan, are you okay? P-chan?"
He woke up. He jumped out of her arms and into the bathroom. He jumped in the warm water. Ryouga got out and got dressed. Yushiko was walking to the bathroom and tripped. Ryouga caught her. "Thanks Ryouga. Have you seen P-chan?"
"I think he went for a walk."
"Oh, well at least I got to see him again. Thanks again."
End chapter.
Yushiko: Well that was screwed up. Who wrote this shit?
Satsuki: We did.
Yushiko: Oh. Yeah.
Ranma: No arguing. Yay!
Yushiko and Satsuki: punched Ranma
Yushiko: More to come.