I do not own Harry Potter anything that has to do with him. Actually yes I Do. What now? Actually I don't so they are all J.K Rowlings little finger puppts.
Well Here is the new chapter:
"How dare you have sex with me?" Yelled a very pissed Hermione.
"Well we are going to get married." Said a sleepy George.
"All because of you." Said Hermione.
"Thanks to me you are marrying the best looking wizard alive." Said George cockily.
"What ever. Give me that comforter." Said Hermione reaching out for a comforter. George gave it to her and she wraped it around her body.
''You don't have to cover up in front of me. I have seen everything last night.'' Said George.
"Lucky I don't have my wand now or I would have hexed you to the next century. I am going to go take a shower. I expect you to be ready and dressed. We will have to be ready for the bloody Prophet." Said Hermione.
"Right I will get ready and you take a shower. Here are your clothes.'' Said George handing Hermione her clothes.
"Have you seen my panties?'' Asked Hermione. George looked around and found Hermione's green panties.
"Green? Are you sure you are a Gryffindor?" Asked George handing her her panties.
"Oh shut up." Said Hermione while exiting the room.
"Oh fiesty. I like it."
"Shut Up. Now get ready."
And with that Hermione Granger-soon-to-be-Weasley-or-Granger-Weasley went to the bathroom leaving her soon to be husband to get ready.
A freshly showered Hermione and George met downstairs and both quickly went to find who had the newspaper.
"Hermione, think who would have the Prophet now?''
"I don't know I'm not a bloody Seer!"
"Grumpy much."
"Shut your Gob or I'll be forced to close it for you."
"Already the verbal abuse has started. Oh I think I know what's wrong with you.
"Oh really than what's wrong with me?"
"Are you're In-laws here?"
"Of course they are here. You prat, they live here."
"No I mean. Are the Painters down in Mexico?''
"What Painters?"
"God. Uh is Auntie Flow visiting?"
"Who?"
"Auntie Flow."
"I do not have an Auntie Flow and I do not recall ever knowing some one named Flow."
"Christ on Ice! Your Period! Do you have it now?"
"No! What was with all the names? I mean come on were did you get thoose names."
"Okay. Heard a Hufflepuff third year calling it Auntie Flow once. Er... This American girl who used to work for us always called it he painters down in Mexico. You know because Mexico is south of America. Um and well Fred thought up the In-laws thing. He said he heard some girls saying it was anoying and so he figured in all those Muggle movies the In-laws are usually very annoying.''
"Hmmp. That makes sense."
"Really?''
"No. Well sort of. But come on we need to go get the Prophet."
So the soon to be Wed couple went looking for any sign of the Prophet inside the Burrow. They soon saw a startling sight.
"Hermione!" Squealed Lavender and Parvati together and went to go hug Hermione.
Before Both of the two screaming women reached Hernione she murmmered to George" Watch out. They are monsters. In a nice way." Then the two women tackled Hermione and gave her a huge hug. Then after about five minutes they finaly let go.
"So Hermione. You swing for both sides then?" Asked Lavender.
"They still think I'm gay." Hermione said To George. "It's quite annoying. They even tried to set me up with Pansy Parkinson and Millicent Bulstrode. But then they got married."
"But Hermione. Remember when you kissed Padma and me last year?" Asked Parvati.
"Okay I was piss drunk and I though you and Padma were Draco Malfoy and His Nonexsisting identical twin brother."
"But Hermione. Remember when I kissed you and you kissed me back?" Asked Lavender.
"Whoa. Hermione! You never told us you swung both ways." Said George.
"I don't. And Lavender I did not see it was you."
"Yes you did your eyes were open and it was during the day and you were not drunk."
"What I meant to say is I was trying to pretend it was not you. I had a horrible snogging withdrawel."
"But what about that time I found you and Padma in that abandoned classroom and you were on top of her?"
"Wow that was akward. Well we were doing charms and then wellI tried this one spell Harry gave me and tried it out and then Padma tried it out and the spell did not work and it threw me in the air and I fell on Padma and then you to had to find an abandoned classroom to snog and you went into the one we were in. Now give another example of my gayness."
"Uh she is right. Well I think we will have to desable that acount for Hermione." Said Parvati to Lavender.
"So that's why I get all thoose owls from some random women!"
"Well we have to go." Said Lavender.
"Yeah here is a copy of the Prophet. Thought you guys would like to see." Said Parvati and after that they disapparated.
"Well that was enchanting as always." Said Hermione.
"How much do you have to put up with the two?"
"Every day. So lets check out the Prophet." Said Hermione and picking up the prophet and turning to the page were the article on them is.
Hermione Granger and George Weasley To Wed!
Hermione Granger and George Weasley went ring shopping yesterday and due to that fact we think that the two lovebirds are going to get married. Our Seer said that the wedding would be sometime mid November. But we are not sure.
By: Colin Creevey.
"Well I guess the whole country will know by noon." Said Hermione
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