Yay! Another fanfic. After reading a few of the seasons colliding, I decided to write one of my own. This one has absolutely no plot at all. Its just some pointless ideas I managed to make on the spot (and some planned earlier) and fits in the story. Some of my inspirations were from the stories of DeathDragon6. This is also the second story my muse Dhinshumon will be…uh…musing me.

Dhinshumon: Why not Shiromon?

Ao-Senshi: Because. You're funny

Dhinshumon: Ahhh…

Ao-Senshi: On with the disclaimer!

Dhinshumon: Ao-Senshi does not own Digimon or its characters. They belong to Toei, Bandai, Saban, Disney etc. and are the copyright of Akiyoshi Hongo. But she does own me and ShiromonJ.

Ao-Senshi: You know what Shiromon hasn't even been in any stories yet…So why not both of you muse me! C'mon in Shiromon!

Shiromon: walks in Hi!

Ao-Senshi: Now that you're here…on with the story! Oh yeah and for once I'm using English names…I use them for comedy/all seasons fics.

When Seasons Collide – Chapter 1

We start off with Tai, Davis and the digidestined from Digimon Adventure (01 and 02).

"We're going to a party! We're going to a party!" Davis and Veemon held hands and jumped up and down as they sang. Kari slapped her forehead and shook her head. This was going to be a long day.

For some strange and mysterious reason, Tai and Davis had managed to get in contact with Takato and Takuya (Don't ask me how as I myself do not know). The four arranged a meeting, er, party for all the digidestined and partner Digimon. All digidestined and tamers pitched in to rent this really big place for the party for 2 days and one night. Yup, they were sleeping over for one night. If you're wondering why their parents would allow such a thing, they just did. They talked to the manager a lot and stuff like that so there's nothing to worry about. Besides, the digimon are with them…shrug on with the story…

They had hired someone to drive them. Yes, I know what you're thinking. 'Oh, how fashionable'. Well it just happens that that's what they did so live with it.

Tai turned the map around and studied it. He was clueless of the place. Well, the brochure seemed nice anyway…

Izzy looked over his shoulder. "You know you're reading the map backwards, Tai" He reached over and turned it around for him. Tai frowned.

"I knew that! I just wanted to see how the map looked like backwards!"

"Riiight..."

Matt stood up on a chair and started counting the heads, whispering each name to himself.

"Let's see…Tai, Agumon, me, Gabumon, Izzy, Tentomon, Sora, Biyomon, Joe, Gomamon, Mimi, Palmon, T.K., Patamon, Kari, Gatomon, Davis, Veemon, Yolei, Hawkmon, Ken, Wormmon, Cody, Armadillomon…I guess that's all…let's see, 24...hmmm…Now that's a lot…

----With the Tamers-----

"Guys! Guys! Calm down I'm trying to count how many we are!" Takato was up on a table frantically waving his hands.

"8 x 2 16 and that's it!" Rika shouted up to him.

"Including Ai, Mako, Impmon and no" He looked around then whispered. "Leomon"

Rika looked up and thought, mentally adding the numbers. '[(2 x 8) – 1] 3 = 18…that's it?!'

"We're 18 gogglehead"

"Uhm, okay" Takato quickly scribbled that down. Ryo walked over and smirked. "Wow, never knew you were that good in math, eh, pumpkin?" He laughed and ran for his life.

"Why you…" Rika chased after him shouting out insults. Takato sweat dropped and looked at the scene around him. They were at Rika's house, the biggest of them all. Rika had chased Ryo outside while Suzie and Henry were trying to get Lopmon and Terriermon out of the small bag Suzie had stuffed them into.

"Henry get me outta here!!!!"

"Mou-man-tai, Terriermon, Mou-man-tai…"

Kazu and Kenta were trying to touch their elbows with their tongues as their Digimon cheered them on. Ai and Mako were running around playing tag with Impmon as Guilmon and Calumon raided the fridge with Cyberdramon. Juri watched them, frowning. Their ride would come soon. At least they were all packed now…

-----With the Frontier digidestined-----

Takuya was done counting them as they were the smallest bunch. They all just sat there in the stop as they waited for their ride. Zoe wringed her fingers in boredom and looked over Takuya's shoulder as he read the brochure out loud. Everyone also listened.

"It says that it has a swimming pool, games center with a Playstation, Nintendo, Xbox and so on, It has a buffet with caterers and some cooks, a huge backyard like thingy and more stuff. Come and visit it now!"

"Hmmm…Looks interesting…" J.P. rubbed his chin.

"I think it's the best!" Tommy jumped up and raised his fist in the air.

'It better be…it took up all my allowance…" Takuya thought.

"I wonder if they have Italian food" Says Zoe

"I wonder if they have good food" Says J.P.

"I wonder if they have food" Says Takuya

"I wonder why leaves are green" Says Kouji

"Kouji that doesn't relate…" Says Kouichi

"I know"

"It should"

"No not really"

"Really?"

"Exactly"

"Huh"

"Keep on going"

"…"

"I rule"

-----Back with Adventure-----

Tai looks at his watch which suddenly appears on his wrist and taps his foot.

"The car should be here right now…"

Izzy looks at his computer clock. "No, not really. It should be here in approximately 5, 4, 3, 2…1…"

BEEP BEEP!

All turn around, grab their bags and head over to the huge van. Tai slaps Izzy at the back. "Dude…psycho!"

Everyone rushes in the van while slapping Izzy's back or ruffling his hair as he shakes his head. After his head-shaking, he looks up and sees everyone, including Tentomon, crowded in the van, not even an ant could fit anymore. They all looked at him innocently. He turned and opened the front door. Davis, Veemon and some other Digimon (including Tentomon) sat there. They grinned at him and waved.

"Where the heck am I gonna sit?!" Izzy shouted angrily.

They all looked at each other and pointed up. Sure enough, there was a place at the top for luggage but definitely not for humans.

"Awww guys c'mon!"

They looked at each other again and pointed up.

"Put the digimon there!!!"

"No way Izzy. If they go up there they might accidentally fly away at the speed of the van. They're too small ("Hey! Who you calling small" Agumon whispers "What, you want to ride up there?!" Tai "No…" Agumon "See?" Tai) You and I know that, Izzy" Tai says matter-of-factly and slides the door closed in Izzy's face.

-----Back to the Tamers-----

HONK HONK!

Their ride was all ready and so were they.

"Guys c'mon!" Takato shouts to his friends and climbs in the front seat. Guilmon climbs in with him making him smushed.

"Finally…" Rika slides open the door and seats herself at the second-to-the-back seat of the van. Ryo quickly seats himself beside her, grinning widely.

"Aw c'mon do you have to follow me everywhere?!"

"Yes"

Rika slaps her head and groaned. Jeri sits in front of them with Calumon, Kazu, Kenta and MarineAngemon. Henry and Suzie with Terriermon and Lopmon were beside Ryo and Rika. Monodramon, Renamon and Guardramon were reduced to the back seat of the car, all complaining.

"Why does Guilmon get to stay in the front?!" Monodramon whined.

Renamon sighed. "I have absolutely no idea. First come first serve I guess…"

"Good thing you're not Cyberdramon, Monodramon. Or else you'll be limited at the top of the car…or even worse…you're big, fat, piggy self will be taking up all the space…"

"Who you calling piggy?! You can't say that to the partner Digimon of the Ryo Akiyama, a.k.a. LEGENDARY tamer a.k.a. the one who beat up Milleniumon you big ugly tin can!...Right, Ryo?"

Ryo obviously didn't hear anything. He just waved his hand above his head. "Huh? What? Oh, yeah, uhm, yeah…Monodramon…"

"See?!"

Henry then goes to conclusions. "Uhm, guys…I think the Digimon should all just degenerate into their in-training forms…I mean, we still have to go get Ai and Mako…"

Everyone groaned. "Fine…"

Viximon and Hopmon jumped to the front on their tamer's laps. There was more space now in the front seat, now that Guilmon was Gumimon. Suzie suffocated Cocomon while Reremon settled in Henry's arms. Guardramon's in-training form (someone please give me the name) went in front to stay with Kazu.

-----With the Frontier digidestined-----

All were restless. The van didn't arrive yet. Zoe sat on the bench, legs and arms crossed, obviously impatient. "It's taking to long! This is too BORING!"

J.P. leans towards her.

"On second thought…maybe pacing around like Takuya wouldn't hurt…" Zoe stands up and walks around the bench.

Tommy was on the floor playing with something he brought. J.P. gets interested and leans down.

"Whatcha got there kid?"

"It's my lucky car. My aunt gave it to me for my birthday and it has these cool remote controls…" He takes out a control and shows it to J.P. "See?"

"Oh cool…" The two start playing with the car around and around…and around.

Finally, a broken up-beaten car arrives in front of them. The driver sticks his head out and waves to them.

"Are you the frontier digidestined?" He asks them.

Kouji frowns. "Takuya, this is what you plan to take us to the party?!"

Takuya sweat drops. "Well…since Tai said we were the smallest group and needed less…he got us the cheapest one instead…"

Kouichi was now angry. "And I wasted ALL my money for THIS piece of junk?!"

Zoe, too, was mad. "YEAH! Mr. I think you got the wrong group. We paid for something EXPENSIVE"

"This is expensive" The man opened the door to them to reveal a very battered up inside of the car. Neemon walks up to the car and raises his arms in the air, kneeling.

"This is PARADISE!" He exclaims and hops into the car.

All groaned. Tommy started fiddling with the controls of his car and it accidentally broke down and he lost control of it, the car was now driving around wildly.

Zoe screamed and went inside the car along with Takuya, Kouji, Kouichi, Bokomon and Patamon. Tommy and J.P. were trying to fix the car. The driver honked at them to come in. Tommy just frowned and obeyed. J.P. was about to go in when the car hit his heels and he falls on top of it, enabling it to take him down the road to…somewhere. Surprisingly, the road he was taking was a yellow brick road…

Okay I'm done with that first chapter. I know it isn't that funny yet because they all just go into the cars and such. The next chapter will describe their road trip and their meeting with each other. The following after that will have the real comedy. I've got some BIG plans for Renamon, though…hehehe…rubs palms together