There were some errors in the second chapter due to the paragraphing. I don't know what happened. The asterisks and the squiggly lines disappeared, making it harder to read. So in that case all the actions will be in two paragraphs ((…)) instead of asterisks. Oh and thanks for the suggestions. I'm not sure if I can make them dance but I'll try. I also found a way to extend their stay, but it won't be shown in this chapter probably. And yes, the dog and the girl are Dorothy and Toto.
I don't know why you guys found the first 2 chapters funny, I didn't think so very much but I'm glad you did.
Also, PatamonT is TK's Patamon while PatamonF is the Patamon from Frontiers. LopmonS is Suzie's Lopmon while LopmonF is the Lopmon from Frontiers. TerriermonW is Willis' Terriermon while TerriermonH is Henry's Terriermon. Gatomon won't be Salamon much so Salamon will be the one from Frontiers.
Well let's start.
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Digital Partei! : Chapter 3
"That's so unfair!!" Sora screamed at Tai. The milk and smoke had suddenly and magically disappeared from them by now. Tai held his hands to his ears, drowning out Sora's voice but failed. She complained and said words that won't exactly fit the rating of this story.
The others just shrugged and went to meet the newcomers.
"Good morning madam. Nice to meet you. I come in peace" Davis bowed down before Zoe, tripping. Veemon jumped on her shoulder and whispered "Don't believe him. No one does…" Zoe just nodded. "So I see…"
Ryo and Ken were still saying things like "So, buddy, wazzup?!" or "How's it been all these years?" or even "Long time no see bro!" and "calculators rock my sox!"
Rika had given up trying to get Ryo out of his spell. She walked over to the Frontiers side.
"Hey how you doin, uh…"
"Kouji" Kouji stuck his hand out and shook Rika's. "Rika" she shook his hand.
"I've heard you're the loner of your season?" Kouji says, matter-of-factly. He broke the handshake, crossing his arms in front of him.
"You've heard correct. Now, I've been told you are the lone-wolf in yours" She stroked her chin.
"Yes. And if I do say so myself I am congratulated as the best lone-wolf amongst the 4 seasons" He said proudly
"That's where you're wrong, bro. I've been congratulated as Digimon Queen and best lone-wolf by directors of the series itself. You lose this match"
"And so I do"
Zoe had escaped Davis and was deep in talk with Mimi about fashion and, uh, girl stuff.
"You know I was the only one who was able to control my digi-beast spirit when I first got it. All the boys had a hard time!" Zoe cries cheerfully. She was glad to have finally found a female specimen that was very much like her.
"Yeah duh. I mean, of course, girls should be given more priority, especially on what we wear"
"You are so right on that one"
"We rule"
"Yeah!"
"Of course! Because it's---"
"GIRL POWER!" They chorused and squealed and giggled. The others sweat drop in the background.
Joe looks stunned. "Wow, I never knew there could ever be a girl like Mimi. I never thought that she'd even actually find someone who can understand her sense of language…"
Palmon suddenly appears at his feet. She clutches his pants and stares at Mimi and Zoe as the giggle about.
"Neither did I, Joe, neither did I"
By now, digidestineds, Tamers and Digimons were interacting with each other, saying mostly pointless stuff, until Tai climbed to the top of the van, pushed Izzy off (AWWWWWWWWWWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE) and hollered out to the crowd.
"People, People!" He screamed. No one paid any attention to him.
"PEOPLE!" He screamed louder. Only Agumon glanced up at him for a second then continued his conversation with Guilmon on socks.
"Socks are cool"
"Socks are awesome"
"Socks rule"
"YEAH!"
Tai tried a few more times until he finally lost his nerve. He picked up a rock from…somewhere, and threw it at the crowd. It landed on poor little Ai's head, who had already been badly bruised by Rika's continuous kicking. She glared at Tai and her eyes became flames.
"Oops…uh, sorry little girl" He screamed a high-pitched scream and ducked as Ai ran towards him at light-speed while throwing huge boulders she got from…uh…somewhere.
Agumon glanced once again at the now badly bruised Tai. Ai walked off dusting her hands. "Tai…uhm…there's something different about you…"
"You've noticed?"
"…Did you get a haircut?"
"No. Why'd you ask?"
"Nothin"
Tai sighed. At least now everyone's attention was on him. Well…almost. Except J.P., that is. But we'll get to that later.
"Okay people, I have something to tell you guys. It's important"
"Yeah right nothing you ever say is important" Izzy screams.
"Who ever said that?!" Tai screams back.
"I did!"
"Well you said wrong!"
"So I see!"
Tai just sighed. "C'mon people just listen"
Murmers of "fine" "alright" "whatever" came from the crowd.
"Well the place we rented is separated into rooms; obviously that's where we'll sleep. But then if we rented the number of rooms as many as we are now, that'll cost us too much. So what I've did is I paired you guys up…"
"You WHAT?!" Yolei screamed. "You didn't even ask us?!"
Everyone started talking at once and poor Tai, no one took his side. He finally grew very pissed off.
"TETUA!" He screamed at them. All finally quieted down and looked at him with a "huh? What you say?" look.
"Hey Tai, what did you say big brother?" Kari asked.
"Uhhh…" Tai scratched his head.
Izzy took out his computer and went to a language translating site. He typed in "tetua" and looked at the results.
"Tetua. Meaning 'shut up' in French…"
"Wow Tai, when'd you learn to speak French?" Asked Matt.
"Uhh…." He scratched his head yet again.
"Well I think we better listen to what Tai has to say now, guys. Let's see if we agree or not" Sora says and everyone nods with a few who were inconsistent.
Tai, finally taking control finally says what he was about to finally tell them.
"Okay so, since we can't afford all the rooms, I have randomly picked out names from "The basket" ((DUN DUN DUUUUN!)) and the next name picked out would be that person's partner. Okay, so I'll be reading out the names and partners. I've already done it at home before we left for here" He got out a list and started reading.
"Okay so first is…
Davis and…Ka-zoo? Oh okay, Davis and Kazu and partners.
Next is Kenta and…Joe
Then Cody and Tommy
Rika and…"
He was cut off by Rika's voice. "I know I know. It's Ryo, isn't it? I always get stuck with him, it's too predictable" She said in a huff.
"Uh…" Tai scratched his head, yet again. "Actually no, it supposed to be Jeri but hey, there's no hurt to change it. Besides, Ryo seems much better on account that I love being…(tan tananaaaaaannnnn!) PREDICTABLE!" He said, saluting and the Japanese flag swaying behind him. He started erasing the name 'Jeri' and replacing it with 'Ryo'.
"WHAT THE?!" Rika was about to pounce on him but by some magical force did not.
"Okay NEXT!" Matt said impatiently.
"Okay so next is…well since Jeri was changed…
Takato and" Takato made some marks "…Jeri. Yeah there.
Then Ken and…this guy named Kouichi and partners
Henry and…Joe & partners. Wait didn't I just say Joe? I mean Henry and Izzy.
T.K. and Kari & partners
Matt and, uh, Takuya & partners
Zoe and J.P."
"J.P. isn't here" Kouji said. "He took the all too magical yellow-brick road to Oz"
((Meanwhile, with J.P.))
"Here we go down the yellow brick road, the yellow brick road, the yellow brick road! Here we go down the yellow brick road to visit the wizard of Oz!" J.P. and Dorothy sang together.
J.P. was carrying a small brown woven basket filled with pretty pretty pink and purple flowers. He was smiling gaily and skipping up and down alongside Dorothy and Toto, spreading small pink petals all around and laughing, not a care in the world.
((Back to the digidestined))
"O-kay" Tai says and crosses out J.P.'s name. He got out "The basket" ((dun dun DUUUUUN!)) and picked out another name. And, coincidentally, it turned out to be Kouji's name.
"Kouji, then.
Yolei and Mimi & partners
And…well, whoever I missed are partners. The little kids can stay with Cody and Tommy. Sora, you're with me"
Sora just groaned.
Silence.
"O-kay. Perhaps we should go inside the place we rented and…well, start the party" Henry ever so smartly suggested.
"GOOD IDEA!"
They all stormed in the house and thus, the party began.
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They all gaped at the enormous place that welcomed them all, their mouths opened wide. A fly buzzes in Kazu's mouth.
"This is…AWESOME!" Davis cries and starts running around, flailing his hands up in the air, screaming some words nobody understands, just for the joy of it. His voice echoes.
"AHHHH WALALAKAKAREEEEEEEEEAAAAAAA! PIYOKOPIYOKOMUTAGOSAAAA!!!!!!!" He said.
"Hey, that looks like fun!" Kazu says and imitates Davis, running closely behind him.
"EEEEEEEEEEERAAAAKOOOOO! MUCHALUCHA! SEKOTABASAGAAAA! EEEEEEEAHAHAHA!!!!" He screamed.
Kenta, being Kazu's all-too loyal sidekick, copied them. He ran closely behind the two.
"AHHH ANOBA NAKAKAINISTALAGAITOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! AAAAEEEEEEEEEEE!!!"
Then they chorused. "AHHBLEBLEBLEBLIBLIBLI AAAAAAREEEEEEEBA! ARIBARIBA!!!! EEEEEEEEEHAAAAA!"
Guardramon, MarineAngemon and Veemon leaned against the wall, arms crossed, tobaccos, or pieces of hay, being chewed in their mouths. Black hats covered their eyes.
"Why do we have to get stuck with them as our partners? We're far to better then they'll ever be" MarineAngemon says, chewing his piece of hay atop Guardramon's head.
"Yeah. I mean, I would rather have been partnered up with Jeri, or even Ryo! Then I'll be legendary…" Guardramon says and glared at Monodramon, who had Ryo's hand on his head. He was beaming as the other digimon crowded around him, asking him questions on his legendarynessnessness. Guardramon chewed his tobacco so hard it cracked. ((gulp)) he accidentally swallowed it. "Uh…whoopsie daisy?"
Veemon chewed his hay. "Well, I don't know why we have to be partnered with doofuses. I mean, I enjoy being the center digimon and all but…still…I'd rather be with Tai"
They glared at their partners.
Then, all of a sudden, Davis, who had been running around shouting eerie noises stopped and froze in the air, clutching his throat.
He screamed in a very girlish way. "What happened to my---" Then, in a very-not-Davis way, "My voice!"
Everyone gasped as he fell to the floor, hands still on throat. Kari giggled and pointed at him. "Why, Davis, your voice is cracking!"
Everyone stared for a moment and started to laugh as Davis protested against it. "What? No I did---NOT!" His voice got higher in the not. This just brought more laughter. Ah, poor poor Davis.
Kazu and Kenta had kept quiet now, for fear that they, too, would break their voice.
"Uhm, guys, why don't we just go to our rooms now and…put our things there?" Kazu asks.
"Perhaps your right…"
Everyone picked up their bags, took their room numbers from Tai (who had gone off to get their numbers while all the racket was going on) and headed on towards their rooms. Some took the elevator while some took the stairs.
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Davis and Kazu had taken the stairs. Their room number was on the fourth floor. Guardramon carried most of the luggage as Kazu talked and asked Davis yes and no questions so he need only to nod or shake his head. They didn't take the elevator for fear Davis would be embarrassed yet again. "Bet you 100 to 1, we wouldn't be able to sleep in that floor with Rika's constant bickering…" Kazu says. Davis nods.
Kenta and Joe took the stairs (different from the one which Davis and Kazu had taken). The digidestined and Tamer carried the luggage as Gomamon and MarineAngemon talked about their seasons. Neither Kenta nor Joe were talking since their suitcases were too big and talking would just drain out their energy. Their room was on the third floor. Mind you, they should have taken the elevator.
Cody, Tommy, Suzie, Ai, Mako and any other little one I missed headed off to take the elevator. Cody, being the eldest, carried Suzie's luggage (with help from Armadillomon) which was heavier than he thought. Tommy carried his own while Ai and Mako instructed Impmon to carry theirs. They were in the second floor.
Rika and Ryo took the stairs. They would have taken the elevator but it was filled with the younger ones and they didn't bother to wait. Ryo carried part of his and Rika carried part of her luggage. Renamon and Monodramon carried the rest. They were on the fourth floor. Rika was muttering some words, mostly of annoyance, as they climbed the stairs. They got tired soon enough and took the elevator, now empty, at the third floor. Turns out the third floor was quite near to the fourth floor so their elevator trip was a waste of time, waste of energy, waste of space, waste of pressing buttons, waste of breath, waste of waste and so on.
Takato and Jeri took the elevator after the younger ones. They were in the fifth floor. They had taken the elevator after Ryo and Rika had gone to their floor. Guilmon carried practically everything. Takato carried some as well but not as much. They didn't talk very much. They wre in the elevator with some other digidestineds as well and the conversations were mainly among them.
Ken and Kouichi both wondered why they were staying with each other. Neither knew the other. They carried their own luggage as they took the stairs, a different one from which Kazu and Davis or Rika and Ryo had taken. Now and then Ken would look at Kouichi, stop, and poke his arm. ((poke))…((poke))…((poke)) They stayed in the third floor.
Henry and Izzy took the stairs. They were in the fifth floor. Terriermon and Tentomon rested on their partner's, sipping juice as the two braniacs marched up, sweating. "Mou-man-tai. Remember Henry, this is good for your health!"
T.K. and Kari took the elevator to the sixth floor. They were the only ones to stay that high. Gatomon and Patamon just sat on the elevator floor, staring and staring, and staring, and staring…forever staring at the interesting lights the elevator levels make. T.K. put their luggage down. Kari refused to bring them up.
Matt and Takuya brought their own luggage. They were on the third floor, same as Kouichi and Ken. Takuya did all the talking, well, mostly bragging, about how he was the gogglehead and all. Okay that's not exactly what he said. Maybe gogglebrain, gogglehair, goggleme or maybe even goggles. We would never know.
Zoe and Kouji were on the third floor. Kouji was glad they were near to his brother. They took the elevator with T.K. and Kari but left as soon as they got to level three. Kouji carried almost everything since they had no servants, I mean digimon partners, to carry it for them, I mean help them. It was far too unnecessary to digivolve.
Last and probably the least was Tai and Sora. They were situated on the second floor. Tai thought this was a benefit but he'll soon find out it's not. They took the elevator with Takato and Jeri. Tai did most of the talking, mainly to Takato, discussing gogglehead needs and qualifications. Takato never heard a word he said.
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Hey guys I finished. Sorry I haven't started the party yet. It took longer than I thought it would. I am now creating a new website, "The Digital Reality". The url may or may not be found in my user lookup thing (depends). It's hard to update because of all the homework and ongoings in life so…live with it. I apologize for not having many humor. I know I said to expect the unexpected, but…expect that in the next chapter when the party will FINALLY start. Also, I may use some of your ideas In the reviews like the dancing suff. I need more ideas than that, though, if you want to read what you want! I am not accepting any suggestions on couples, though. Maybe with Zoe but not anymore. I have my own opinions and won't change them for your satisfaction.