Woah. An actual update on this thing. Sorry it took me so long and I never started the party yet…see my profile, might explain some things. Also there was my website and all so…
Bu hey, who cares? Here's an update right? .';;; I'm just wondering if anyone's even still going to read this pointless piece of junk anymore. Ah well…better worth a shot.
Oh yeah, I think the first three chapters are pretty stupid. I mean, not like the future chapters won't but it's so strange…Anyway that's what you want right? Right? Right.
Lost most of my ideas so…most of this will probably be made on the spot.
Alright, just to clear some things up on the pairings:
I'll try and use any pairings you suggest. The only ones that I will NOT change are these:
RyoxRika
TakatoxJeri
HenryxAlice (maybe…)
TaixSora
T.K.xKari
Yes, there's nothing on Zoe yet. Maybe Takuya, Kouji or J.P. You decide. The one's who I am definitely NOT pairing up though are the youngsters (Cody, Suzie, Ai, Mako & Tommy).
Don't forget my muses, Dhinshumon and Shiromon! Long time no see ei, guys?
Dhinshumon and Shiromon: ALAS!
Disclaimer: I don't own Digimon.
Digital Partei: Long awaited Chapter 4
Back with J.P
"I want to stay here foreeeeeeeeeveeeeer!" J.P. sang while tossing flowers everywhere. Well, flower petals anyway. Pink flower petals. He was dancing under the shade of the trees, never happier.
Dorothy and her dog Toto btw thanks CaveCat looked at J.P. strangely. The girl cocked her head to one side innocently. The black dog did the same. They watched as J.P. danced around the tree. Around and around and around and around and around and around until…
Smack.
"Whoops"
Dorothy walked over to the fallen boy and put her hand on his shoulder. Her eyes glowed red and became small slits, and an ultra evil grin spread across her lips.
"Welcome to Paradise"
J.P.'s head was still sore from the bump, and he could vaguely make out the deformed face of Dorothy. He held his forehead and groaned.
"Wha-? Am I-…" He feared to say the words. "dead?"
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Tai had called all the rooms of all the digidestineds and tamers (It's a mystery never to be solved how he got their phone numbers) that they should all meet down in the 'big room' downstairs as, being the first, original and unique leader, he had been called that everything had been fixed and arranged. While he did this, Sora opened the storage-closet-mirror thing and began arranging her stuff over at one side. She laid her luggage and shoes below the shelf, took out some shirts and hung them on the above rod and put various this and that's on the low shelf. Then she got a roll of duct tape and scissors out of her bag and, after cutting out a long piece, stuck it in the middle of the shelf. She then closed the sliding door to the storage-closet-mirror thing.
To give you an idea, the storage-closet-mirror thing is a long wardrobe-like storage place situated on the side of the room near the beds. It is stuck on the wall, and to open it, there are two sliding doors, which also serve as two large mirrors. There is also a light inside that you can turn on and off by means of a switch.
Tai eyed Sora after putting down the phone. He went to stand beside her as she stuck on the duct tape, and put his hands on his hips, one eyebrow raised.
"What the heck are you doing? You know we have to pay for any damage to their facilities"
Sora stood up and wiped her hands, as on a job well done. She pointed to one side of the tape.
"That is your side of the closet" She then pointed to the one side she had fixed. "This is mine"
Tai frowned. "What do we need a border for?"
"To keep you from sneaking into my stuff, duh." At that, she walked off the door, calling behind her back. "You coming or what?"
Tai scratched his head and followed her like a puppy dog. "Why's the blame always on me?"
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Downstairs, all of them emerged fro the elevators, awestruck by the scene. The just a few minutes ago empty room was now one of pure partiness. There were a lot of decorations hanging from the ceiling (even one that came from all four corners of the roof then joined up in the middle, and there a light hung) and the walls. On one side there was a whole buffet table that took up the entire space of one wall, except for a small square where there situated a trash can. Also, there were tables everywhere; some for two, some for four, some for eight, some for more.
Davis' eyes twinkled at all the food spread out…there was grub from every country in the world, plus a little this and that and some even sent all the way from Andromeda.
Veemon looked up at his human and sighed. Then came an idea. He quickly glanced around and spotted Agumon, who was still relishing the scene. He also saw Guilmon, who was banging his tail happily down the floor at the smell of bread. The floor was cracking more at every 'thump'. He dashed to the two dinosaurs and grabbed them by the paw.
"Takatomon?"
Veemon took them to the nearest elevator and went inside. The door closed.
"What we doing here? Where's Takato?" Guilmon asked the two smaller Digimon.
"Yeah, Veemon. What in the world was that all about! I was just about to make a lunge for it"
Veemon grinned at the two. "We're going to go on an adventure!"
"Adventure?" The other two chimed in together.
"Yep! As the 3 main Digimon of the first 3 seasons, we deserve an adventure of our own every now and then don't we?"
Agumon raised a claw and shouted his agreement. "Viva el main Digimon!"
Guilmon looked terrified at his Spanish-speaking friend. "But I've never been out alone on an adventure without Takato before…"
"No sweat bro. We'll take care of you! Won't we, Agumon?"
Agumon nodded. "Hai, hai, SI!"
"Now, to press the button…Guilmon come over here!" Guilmon obediently obeyed and leaned down towards Veemon, who quickly clambered up his head. "Now go over there, to where the buttons are" Guilmon followed.
Veemon stood up and tried to reach the highest button. He strained to press it, but sadly, was too short to reach it.
"We're…going…to…the…top…most…floor!" He said between struggles. "Agumon a little help here!"
Agumon climbed up Guilmon's back and quickly hoisted Veemon on his shoulders. The blue Digimon pressed the topmost button before Agumon lost his balance and sent them both tumbling to the ground.
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Not noticing the disappearances of the Digimons, the human children just kept on staring at the room.
"Woooooooooooooowww" They gaped.
"Awesomeness…"
After a few more seconds of staring, someone finally screamed out the 'go' signal.
"Let's PARTEI!"
"Oh YEAH!" The gave out a cry of joy and began running…to where? Everywhere. In a few moments the scene that was once pretty odd now looked like a party really meant to be. And all of a sudden things you never noticed before popped up out of nowhere.
"Let's play pin the sign on the Calumon!" Mako suggested to the other young 'uns. Suzie and Ai agreed, but Cody and Tommy were reluctant. Tommy scratched the back of his head.
"Awww c'mon, that game's for babies"
Mako stuck up his nose. "I'm no baby!" He put down Calumon's sign cut-out and marched over to Tommy and Cody.
"Let's do some manliness stuff!"
"Yeah, that's the spirit!" Tommy exclaimed and the three of them, led by Tommy, strode over to another elevator (not the one used by Veemon, Agumon and Guilmon), pushed some random buttons, and set out to explore.
Suzie and Ai were left staring at them, dumbfounded. Ai had thought of maybe following them, but discarded it. Suzie just shrugged.
"Nah, who cares anyway?"
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"…so that's how I saved the world from total destruction…again!" Ryo was bragging off to Ken, who was nodding his head interestedly as the two long-lost buddies shared their 'adventures' from time lost.
Yolei was still trailing behind Ryo. She had been completely forgotten, but of course her existence still remained. Rika shot her deadly glares every now and then as she went off with Jeri to get some food.
"Have you seen Takato?" Jeri asked. Rika shook her head.
Suddenly, Terriermon, holding his pride and joy, came running in front of them, followed by Calumon and Lopmon (Impmon and Guardramon had deserted them). They were squealing with laughter as they shouted insults to Takato, who was chasing them in vain to regain his lunchbox.
"For someone your height and your legs you're a pretty fast runner! I'm surprised you've reached this far, remembering your gym grade!" Terriermon screamed and continued running.
Takato was gasping.
"Hey, gogglehead!" Terriermon said again. "What's that behind you!"
Takato stopped and turned, until he realized it was a trick.
"Why you little…"
"I know I'm little and I'm pro—" bang.
Henry's foot was on Terriermon's ear as the small Digimon hit his face on his tamer's leg.
"Ouchie…"
Lopmon and Calumon gasped at Henry and ran for their lives.
Rika and Jeri just shrugged and walked over to the buffet bar.
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"Yeah baby! One of this chicken, this roast beef, this pork chop, this sushi, this kimchi, this…uh, what is this? Oh well…and this fish thing, oh! A duckling egg…ooh…sautéed worms!"
Davis was picking out each and every food that was on the table. He cackled with glee. "Mine, all mine!"
He accidentally bumped into the two girls. He gawked at Rika for awhile before forgetting her entirely and returning to his chores.
"…and a couple of these, this soup looks good, oh I know what that is, I ate that in Thailand once…wait, I've never been to Thailand! Oh well…oh oh oh! Yep, 'tis good…This is the life!"
Again, Rika and Jeri just shrugged and shook their heads as they stared after the gogglehead.
"Tsk. Tsk. Tsk. Boys these days…I never knew tamers from other dimensions were so strange"
"I couldn't agree more Jeri"
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"I'm going out to check the pool. You coming?" Matt asked Takuya. Takuya was fascinated by Matt's so-called 'coolness' and nodded eagerly. By now, he was Matt's number 1 fan.
The two of them went out a side door, which led directly into the large swimming pool, which was amazingly shaped like a guitar. Matt grinned. This was his type. Takuya grinned as well. This was also his type.
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Kouichi and Kouji had joined together and were sitting in one of the tables for two, talking privately.
"Dude, that Ken guy" Kouichi nodded his head towards Ken. "He's creepy. On our way up to our room, he kept on poking me"
"Freaaaakyyyy" Kouji shuddered. They had gotten a light snack for them both as they discussed matters concerning their new companions.
"Let's see…that Davis guy…he's so strange" Kouji nodded solemly.
"Then again, his roommate, Kazu, was it? Seems pretty crazy as well" He replied.
"And the blue-haired boy. Did you see how he stepped on the poor Digimon's ear? How cruel"
"Yeah but the Digimon was snickering evilly and seems to be a lunchbox thief"
"But still…Digimon are living creatures too you know" Kouichi frowned and gulped down his sushi.
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Veemon, Agumon and Guilmon stood at the center of the elevator, staring blankly into space as they listened to the light elevator music. Guilmon was swaying his head a little to the tune.
Suddenly.
Pooooooooooooooooooofffffffffffffffffffffffttttttttttttttttttttttttt.
"Excuse me."
"GAHK!" Veemon and Agumon clutched their little necks, eyes almost popping from their faces. They coughed and gasped, daring to inhale the air that was now contaminated with Guilmon's…uh…gas? The two choked. Because there was no way of release in the elevator, the smell stayed and lingered around. Guilmon sighed sheepishly.
"Ehehehe…"
Veemon and Agumon began banging on the elevator door. "Let us out! Let us out! "We're going to DIE!"
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The three little boys had gone off into a random floor. "What're we going to do?" Mako asked Tommy.
"We're going exploring"
"Ohhhh…"
They trudged along the long hallways, where there were many doors. Some were made of glass and you could see the inside. Tommy opened a random door not made of glass and smiled.
"Looks like we've got ourselves some manliness to build up boys"
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"Soo…Kari, what do you wanna do?" T.K. asked the girl.
"Let's go for a walk in the gardens, T.K. I want to see if my brother really did a good reserving"
"Very well, then". T.K. nodded and followed her out a door, which led into the lobby. They went out a back door, which opened up into a wooden veranda, authentically styled to look like one of those ancient Japanese porches which always looked out to wonderful gardens. Kari smiled. Gatomon and Patamon, who had followed their humans, were delighted. There was even a pond situated in the middle.
"Tai made a right decision about this one".
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Kazu and Kenta were walking aimlessly around, miraculously taking no interest in the food. They decided, as did Matt, to check out the pool. They rushed over to the side door and stepped into the pool area, where Takuya and Matt were swimming around, mostly having races. They gawked at the guitar-shaped pool. They entered the changing room and stripped down to their boxers, then went back outside.
As they peered down over the edges, Kazu excitedly pointed at something down below.
"Oh wow! Buddy, do you see that or what!"
Kenta, who had removed his glasses, squinted to see. "Where! Where!"
At that, Kazu pushed him over and laughed. "Hahahaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! Gotcha there chumley!"
Underwater, Kenta sweatdropped.
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"Do they have internet access here?" Izzy asked.
Eh…sorry. This was a terrible chapter, I know. Not much funny stuff. Ah well…I promise the next chap will be better (tell me what you want to see). The dancing would happen later on, when it's evening. I also have plans for the three main Digimon.
Again, I'm sorry for I know I promised lots of comedy to this. But as I said, I lost most of my ideas during my 'hiatus' period. I'm still trying to regain them…I remember some though.
GIVE ME IDEAS. Hehehe. Hopefully the next chapter won't come too long…