"Accio, Voldemort! Accio, Tom Riddle!" Harry Potter shouted in no particular direction.

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Wand in one hand, rocket launcher in the other.

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The Almighty Dark Lord of evilness known as Voldemort, fell from the sky, creating a big Dark-Lord-Shaped dent in the grassy landscape.

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Harry took advantage of his opponents temporary discombobulation to speak, "Asta lavista, Baby!"

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Harry pulled the trigger and blasted that epitome of evil to kingdom come and Timbuktu.

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He put the rocket launcher down on the charred grass and thought to himself. Why didn't I think of this before?

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I claim Divine intervention.