Disclaimer: How many times have I've said this…
Chapter 2: The closet and a studio audience
At Lunch
Yami: This is gonna be a great project.
Yugi: Yeah. But I don't have a video recorder though…. How are we going to film this….
Yami: And where?
Yugi: I guess we could do this at our house…
Joey: shakes head Don't you guys want to outdo everyone else?
Yugi: Well yeah….
Joey: Then all we need to do is…..
Yugi/yami/leans forward/ Yes….
Joey: Rent a real studio
Yugi/face fault/
Yami: I hope you can pay for that….--
Joey: I can't… but Kaiba can…
Yami: And how do you think you'll be able to convince him….
Joey: Just give me 10 minutes to get him to a closet and I'll convince him.
Yugi: JOEY YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO FIGHT, IT'S WRONG!
Joey: who said I was gonna fight him?
Yugi: but you said….
Joey: oh yugi…. What's gonna occur in that closet is rated NC17… /naughty grin/
Yugi: OO The horror….
Yami: Make him scream …
Joey/drags Kaiba out of lunch room/
Hours later after school is out
Yugi: I wonder where they could have gone….
Joey/ Disheveled and out of breath/ Hey guys….
Kaiba/ Shirt is ripped/ don't ask... --
Yugi: You guys were gone all day… what happened?
Joey: Well…. /flashes condom package/
Yugi: OO /passes out/
Kaiba: loser ……..
Joey: . Well… we got the studio /sheepish grin/
Yami: Then lets get over there and start getting ready
In Limo
Yugi/teary eyed/Joey... I thought you had better morals…sleeping with Kaiba to get the studio….
Joey: But he and I hump all the time
Yugi: Oo. Joey!
Joey: well, we do….
Yami/snaps fingers/I knew it… that's where all that noise from the bathroom came from…
Joey: I try to be discreet….but Kaiba's something else…
Kaiba: I try my hardest
Yugi: Besides, sex should be sacred…. Not just for the sake of it…
Joey: But yugi…Kaiba and I have been together for a long time…. I just didn't tell anyone…
Yugi: oh….
Joey: Besides, it IS sacred when we fuck because I swear I'll call every God or Goddess you can think of by the time he and I are done. !
Yugi: OO
Yami: How nice…
Joey: Speaking of which /glomps Kaiba/
Joey/Kaiba/furiously makes out/
Yami: ah… the power of love… it's like… spicy barbeque….
Yugi: Oo?
Yami: Tastes so good makes me wanna slap my momma!
Yami's mom: I love my son so much /walks up to give him a hug/
Yami: backhands her
Yami's mom: Xx;
Yugi: SOMEONE CALL 911 STAT! OO!
Yami: No… it's her time… /bows head in silence/
Kaiba: You'd better not let her rot in here…. /goes back to making out/
Yugi: OMG you killed your mother…. OO!
Yami: NO I HAVE SET HER FREE! I WILL SAVE THE WORLD YET AGAIN! COME YUGI LET US BE OFF!
Yugi: what are you talking about? Oo?
Yami: THE DEVIL HAS CLOUDED YOUR MIND I WILL SAVE YOU YUGI! GRAB MY HAND AND FLY YUGI FLY! DO THE HUSTLE/does the hustle/
Yugi: Oo….ok I don't get it…
Kaiba: I told you all he was crazy…
Joey: No… he's schizophrenic… IM crazy….
Yami/does the tootsie roll/
Yugi: I give up….
Joey: I wonder…. If you're wearing heels… and you're running and the heel breaks… do you run in a circle… this puzzles me…
Yugi: I…don't know… why do YOU want to know? Joey do you cross-dress and I not aware?
Joey: Is the sun purple?
Yugi: no….
Joey: oh… ok bad example…..
Yugi: OO I'm surrounded by crazy people… well except Kaiba….
Kaiba: The puppy may be completely out of his box…. But he's one hell of a stripper
Joey: why thank you….
Yugi: stripper? Oo;
Yami/stops dancing/ never pegged Joey to be a cross dresser…or a stripper
Joey: Don't knock it till' you've tried it
Kaiba: Besides, Joey in a short skirt in a short skirt is a VERY pleasing image…
Yami: I bet…./drools/
Joey: Hey we're at the studio. Let's get settled in and see what we can do.
Everyone (except Kaiba): YAY!
Kaiba: Like it matters… Yami will fail anyways… !
TBC!
I hope you enjoyed this chapter of the fic and I'll try to update this AND the chapter to Joey on my mind by the end of the week. K? JA ne!