Disclaimer: I don't own yugioh or any of its sexy bishounen…..
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Bunches. /gives out cookies/.
Chapter 3: Not completely there
/ At Jerry Springer Studio/
Joey: Somehow we're gonna have to get rid of all the things that says 'Jerry Spinger'…
Yami: And replace it with yami springer merchandise. /grin/
Seto: What for, no one's gonna buy it anyways ….
Yami: ………
Joey: I'm gonna have my own concession stand.
Yugi: cool. What kind of foods will you sell?
Joey: Who said anything about food? I'm selling weapons /smile/
Yugi: weapons Oo;
Joey: Yes indeed. Missiles, grenades, flame throwers…
Yugi: Joey I don't think that's legal…
Joey/not listening/ stun guns, army tanks…. Hey I might even sell naked pictures of myself… P
Seto: Oh no you don't. I'm NOT having crazy stalkers coming to my house to try and kidnap you cause of your "innocent" pictures….. Again…. --
Yugi: Well anyways…. We need to have a script and we also need to change the studio a bit…
Yami: Joey and I will set up the studio and you and Mr. Ice block can do the script k?
Yugi: Yami be nice….
Yami: I try… it's not my fault someone shoved a rod up his posterior ….
Seto: ass wipe….--
Joey: Um, fight later… work now…
/ Seto and Yugi/
Seto: Ok first off we need to have some sort of topic for the episode.
Yugi: Yeah… /thinks/ How about 'Life and the pursuit of Love'
Seto… sure…. If we were broadcasting the happy hour….
Yugi: meanie ….
Seto: Sentimentalist…but if that's the only idea we have…. It'll have to do. We'll really have to just go with the flow of things cause I'm not about to write out a whole 30 minute script.
Yugi: I wonder how yami and Joey are coming along….
/Meanwhile/
Yami: OO! Look at all the buttons…..
Joey: Shiny…/smile/
Yami: well enough of that… lets get to work…/climbs ladder/ I'll just take down this sign and replace it with the sign I made myself.
Joey: And I'll go and make sure everything works. /walks up to rope/
Yami: shouldn't professionals do that?
Joey: Nah, I'm perfectly capable. Hey look costumes/drops rope/
/Light falls and crashes on random guy/
Random guy: ow… Xx;
Yami…awesome
Joey: oops… butter fingers…../sweatdrop/
Takeshi (OC): Well, I see you're just as clumsy as ever… but no less beautiful.
Yami: the hell? He came in here like the matrix Oo;
Joey: Takeshi why the hell are you here?
Takeshi: I work here…
Joey: Oh… finally got a job huh?
Takeshi: Yes, and now I'm ready to support you… /hopeful look/
Joey: Not on your life you unemployed loser...
Takeshi: That's employed loser…. Wait a sec… Oo;
Yami/snicker/
Joey: Look I told you to stop following…. I said there would be dire consequences… now you have to learn the hard way…/pulls out chainsaw/
Takeshi/Yami: OO!
Takeshi: oh #$
Yami: Hey someone bleeped it out…#$$#
Yugi: Hey what's this button do/pushes it/
Yami: Kaiba is a cold blooded asshole. Hey I can hear myself curse now!
Joey/starts chainsaw/ Takeshi you…
Yugi: OO/presses button again/
Joey: Mother $$
Yami: Kaiba's a scaly $$#
Kaiba: Hey now….--
Takeshi/running from Joey/ SOMEONE HELP ME!
Joey/chasing him with roaring chainsaw/ Takeshi you Mother $ I'll #$# kill you. You $#$#$ $#wipe! I keep $#$$$ telling you to leave me the #$ alone…!
Yugi: The horror OO!
Seto: My puppy has such a little potty mouth /smile/
Yugi: Little potty mouth Oo?
Yami: Hey look he actually sliced him in half…. That's gotta hurt.
Yugi/passes out/ Xx
Takeshi/dead/ Xx
Seto: Better get the janitor /walks off/
Joey: I don't think he'll need to do that… I'll just hide the body. /throws Takeshi out of a window/ Well that takes care of that /smiles and ignores screams from below/ who wants cookies?
Yami: I DO!
/Elsewhere/
Seto: The hell/looks at sign on studio door/
/Sign says 'Leave studio. Or I come find you kill you all dead. Happy Trails./
Seto: oh yeah… THAT'S scary…Great my murderer is almost as dumb as Yami... / At least use a complete sentence…/
Idiot… --;;
TBC
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