One gained, one lost

by Graveyardroamer

What happenes when Yoh finds a strange toddler that never shows his face? Why did Faust & Eliza loose their memory, and now their being idiots? R&R, but no flamers, this is my 1st and most worked on fic ALL CHAPTERS UP FINALLY!

2. new dimwitts

-C2-

After about four hours in the Asakara residents, they all learned Nai's favorite toddler words: Fwa, Ev, Flakysta, valila, ok , oompa (witch they figured out means "I gotta pee!"), and bwu. Chocolove got Yoh mad by cracking sooooo many bad jokes about the pipsqueak, like "Hey Manta, we found your sibling!" So he was kicked out the house for a while. Faust was out running "errands" as usual. They all know he was just trying to get away from them all, but when he got back, he seemed to have lost his memory. Same with Eliza. He continuously knocked on the open door until Tamao yelled at them from the kitchen. "THE DOORS OPEN, YOU RETARD!" she said looking like this: TT. They came in, Faust went smashing into the fridge. Eliza pointed and laughed. "Hi, Faust! Have you met Nai?" Yoh asked pointing at him. Faust stared at them all "Who are you all? Who is SHE? WHAT THE HELL IS THAT" pointing one hand at Eliza and the other at Nai. Everyone froze, staring at what they thought was their friend necromancer, Faust. "Okay...I'm the only one who heard that, right?" Trey said. Everyone but Nai's eyes looked like this: 0o.

After an hour of explaining to Faust and Eliza their pitiful lives, they stared at everyone and burst out laughing. "So you expect me believe that I magically bring up skeletons from the ground? Yheah, right!" Faust said, bursting with laughter again. "Yheah, like I'm really married to that thing! Oh my god, you all are worse than that kid with the afro outside!" Faust glared at her. "No offense..." she said looking like this:

.;;. Nai continuously jumped up and down yelling "FWA! " and "EV!" At that moment, evil old Hao stalked through the open door, with a trick up his poncho (00.)

He stared at the mysterious child, then at the brainless twits laughing till they cried and suffered major headaches. You could here their horrible screams of pain from a mile away. When their horrible headaches were gone, Nai tackle glomped Faust, and Faust

Stared at the thing on his chest yelling "FWA, FWA FWA FWA FWA!" Then he noticed his chest, it was blue. "HOLY COW! WHAT HAPPENED THERE!" he said poking at the stitches on the large patch. Hao fell down laughing like some maniacal crazy guy, cause he is! HA HA!